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*some election stuff*



*more stuff*

If you bring new regulation in town, that makes it legal for the local butcher to properly dispose of lynched and murdered townsfolk…. then you've got my vote, mayor Product Placement
*also now go and read Harkovast*

HERE YE! HERE YE! NEW CANDIDATE WITH ONE METRIC SHITLOAD OF PROMISES!

And by the way, I am 100% serious about ALL of that. I WILL send all those who vote for me video games. A LOT OF THEM. And NOT simple flash games ether. Legitimate LEGAL video games! Why? Because I am the Canadian Gamer is why! Enticed yet? Thought so.

Screw it. If everyone else is running for mayor im stepping down.


Oooooooor!

MOAR BRIBES!

I'm more or less kidding with the bribes. How many posters are we allowed to make?

As much as you'd like, they all count as one though… :(

Zeph
I'm more or less kidding with the bribes.

I'm not.

Hmmm, in that case, I suppose I'll be serious about my bribe. Vote for Zeph if you like my art style, and I'll draw you a pic. Also, you can drive this car.


-points to old car-

It was driven by Cross.. soo uh, it might not run. But if it does, that you can crash it into shit and not feel bad about the damage.

Not kidding with my bribes either. I am sticking 100% to every single bribe weither i get elected or not the bribes will still stand.

-throws mud-


Hey, I hear they do it in elections. <_<

I wish to express my promise to honour any and all deals made during my campaign if I'm victorious or not. Further, I wish to remind you all, I'm dangerously insane. So any one wants a crazy ass promise talk to me, and I'll see what I can do for you, my constituents!

gullas
If you bring new regulation in town, that makes it legal for the local butcher to properly dispose of lynched and murdered townsfolk…. then you've got my vote, mayor Product Placement

Sure thing. That cemetery was getting crowded anyways. It saves money on funeral costs and allows me to lower high income taxes.

I always think of the people who need help the most.

I'll also promote vigilantism, which will allow me to cut funding for the law enforcement and create a special vigilante club called… what the hell did mettaur call that thing… Regulators.

I'll also lower taxes on flour for the local bakery, promote furry pushing, make ‘R’ rated games legal and donate dirty magazines to the library (trust me, it will bring in WAY more people and increase readership).

jninjashadow
I wish to express my promise to honour any and all deals made during my campaign if I'm victorious or not. Further, I wish to remind you all, I'm dangerously insane. So any one wants a crazy ass promise talk to me, and I'll see what I can do for you, my constituents!

Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them? Ill remind you warez and torrents are illegal (and we already know where and how to get them :3) so its a waste of time.

Oh so we have to actually act like politicians do we?
*Clears his throat*

As Mayor I'll make every mafia quake in fear, when we lynch them, the local butcher can make us a nice celebratory feast with whatever “meat” he finds.

I'll make every tuesday cakeday, and on cake day you get a giant cake. And if wished, a sexy person to pop out of said cake.

I'll legalize the use of chainsaws for disposing of bodies. My violent nature will also allow for the beating of the mafia pinata, just remember, theres no candy.

Vigalantes will have protection by the law, and may do as they please.

I will not turn a deaf ear to your needs, if you wish for something done, I will be the man to do it.

Exploding cupcakes will become a legalized way of killing the mafia. (Cupcakes made with gunpowder)

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Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them?

I'm assuming you're talking to me so I'll explain that this was a comment aimed at Hakoshen who's running the local Gamestop. He'll be coming over to your house later to discuss the torrent thing. I recommend that you prepare yourself for that.

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Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them?

I'm assuming you're talking to me so I'll explain that this was a comment aimed at Hakoshen who's running the local Gamestop. He'll be coming over to your house later to discuss the torrent thing. I recommend that you prepare yourself for that.

I was talking to Jninjashadow. Hence the quoting him then my response.

Since I was talking about games in my last comment (and hadn't read ninja's poster at the time), I figured that you had accidentally quoted him instead of me.

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Since I was talking about games in my last comment (and hadn't read ninja's poster at the time), I figured that you had accidentally quoted him instead of me.

lol! No. Just wondering how he plans to actually send his voters physical games.

Is this actually going somewhere?
Or do we all just agree that jninjashadow should NEVER be mayor?

Vote Zeph, cause um… Okay I'm really in this for the amusing drawings.

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jninjashadow
I wish to express my promise to honour any and all deals made during my campaign if I'm victorious or not. Further, I wish to remind you all, I'm dangerously insane. So any one wants a crazy ass promise talk to me, and I'll see what I can do for you, my constituents!

Examples of what games you'll send? And how do you plan to send them? Ill remind you warez and torrents are illegal (and we already know where and how to get them :3) so its a waste of time.

Well, I happen to know what I offer is NOT illegal (as I have repeatedly said). You see, I have in my possession a Gameboy Avanced emulator with about 400 games (including; several Mario advances, the GBA pokemons, Legend of Zelda, megaman, etc ). Now I know some of you are thinking “but isn't that illegal?” Actually no. It isn't. You see you may legally own emulators of games that are out of production (ie the GBA games I have are no longer being produced and therefore are legal). Now as for the small detail of HOW I plan to award my constituents, I simply email it to you because, here's the kicker, the whole things only about 1 and a half gigs! That can actually fit on most memory sticks! Plus I offer convenience. Why wait unnecessary download times for what could be a virus filled file terrifying fetishes? Vote for me and you get a small file filled to the brim with good times!

Kroatz
Or do we all just agree that jninjashadow should NEVER be mayor?

ouch man… ouch…

Hehe.
Burn.

Roms are still illegal unless you own the original copy. Emulating them however is fair game. Although all of us interested in emulation are quite aware of where to get roms. And any thread ive talked about roms and emulators in seems to disappear quite quickly so ill hush now.

For those who are weary of my video game offer, I shall make it a additional option then. You can choose t take it or not. My other offers are still valid including the offer of raw insane requests. I have no morals folks, I can and WILL make about anything legal if elected. ANYTHING.

I'm hoping that monkey will pop up soon so we can check out the election status.

this thread needs stickied.

Well, sad that Monkey is gone, eh? Don't worry, I have teamed with some of the most powerful minds of Townston to help stop this menance. And, I offer great entertainment. Since there has been a great time influx in the area recently, me, being the man I am, have harnessed it! Now, Forum Fighters, has come back to life! Literly! Now, we can summon warriors from the past and be certain on who would win, by watching them fight to the death for glory! Vote Mettaur, and you vote to get epic thing-thing posters!

Youre making them anyway. I see no incentive to vote.

I make extra for this game. I already make the character ones, but I make even more If I am made Mayor! Besides, if voted, I will get a new computer, and the quality of the ones I already make will improve! Same, your poster can go from a JPEG to PNG file, if I get that vote. But, alas, with this computer, it will have to stay blurry, unless I become Mayor.

How's a better computer needed for a PNG?
It's not that much bigger.
And Mett, who is smarter, A mafia or a townie?