My computer broke down, if I tried to remake his poster, it would break down again, as It has before. As it is, I am using my dad's computer, so for now, I can try fixing his poster. For now, just hope I have enough time…

Anyways, who is smarter, Townies have to plan, who to trust, what to do. While Mafia, the cronies just follow what the big man says. The townies, all of them have to think and plan. So, Townie. Except the godfather, as smart as a townie. Just has loyal guns, doesn't make him a better planner, just makes it easier to carry out his plans.

I think the only person to ever take me up on the bribe and deliver was Roku. I just keep the tradition alive in the spirit of politics.

Mettaur
I have teamed with some of the most powerful minds of Townston

The godfather being one of them.

Mettaur
Except the godfather, as smart as a GOD!

I 100% believe he said that because the quote says so!

Also the only person who could make me stand down in this election is Roku. Because i like her drawing that much. Although Zephs are awesome. Theyre not cute.

I can draw cute too…



Part of a comic I'm working on.

No offence Kroatz… But they look kinda soulless.

Alright, I got a poster done. It was hard, especially with this mouse on the fritz, but I made it.

Did you just reuse the Final fantasy character you used in the RP thread?

Oh, and Same…
Its a little kid, they have no soul…

Actually, I was going to originally just use him for my avatar, but then I was going to use him for Mafia Games, and then the RP, I thought he would be perfect for that too. So, more like I reused him for the RP, BM is just that good. He is my favorite character! Or she, you can never tell with those big hats.

Mettaur

I never agreed to that! Wait… maybe I did… Mett assuming you asked me, could I count to 5 when you did? Also the “Ninja's Loot & Hooch” is sponsoring my campaign. After all, it's got my name on it!

I didn't wanna have to do this. If elected all spiders will be modified to look like squirrels.

GO SCIENCE!



Also according to 9 black mages are a genderless puppet.

wait, according to 9? The same agent 9 that assasinated our beloved hero for the FG? You are listening to agent 9? And have not told the lynch mob of his identity? You Mafia! It seems we are always on different sides, no? I am townie, you are mafia, I am mafia, you are townie. Yet, I am a pro-townie this time, so you must be…Mafia!

And you will disguise evil spiders to look like cute squirrels? You, sending your evil hybrid insect/mammel spies, to spy on us townies? You evil flame haired fiend! FIEND!

Final fantasy 9. Derp.

same
GO SCIENCE!

SCIENCE!

Same! He stole my hat! Fiend! He stole my hat, and no, no FF 9! I go with the original! Before they had steam cities and guns that shoot faries! My BM, the original! No give me my hat back. NOW!



This may look like my hat, but it is not the same! Not the same one! Now, just give me the hat, and I will not use my sword on you. Or any of my other weapons.

Back in the good old days, when BM's were just people that went to study the powerful magics, where everything wasn't some…Same world! Where Black Mages were just Mages, don't you dare bring FF 9 into this! It is, a disgrace to the classics!

Hoping to hear from Monkey soon.

At least I'm an honest candidate. I'll warn you all beforehand of my plans to screw you all over, mafia and townie alike.

And how the hell'd you guys get through two pages in only one day?!

same
I didn't wanna have to do this. If elected all spiders will be modified to look like squirrels.

GO SCIENCE!



Also according to 9 black mages are a genderless puppet.

OMFG NO, whywouldyoudothat?
I was thinking of voting for you until I saw that picture. Squirrels are freaking horrifying.

shirkersama

same
I didn't wanna have to do this. If elected all spiders will be modified to look like squirrels.

GO SCIENCE!



Also according to 9 black mages are a genderless puppet.

OMFG NO, whywouldyoudothat?
I was thinking of voting for you until I saw that picture. Squirrels are freaking horrifying.

Because science. Vote anyway, you'll get some shiny artwork.

Sorry Joy looks like you're not cute.

I'm here, just quiet cause of work. :p But I'm here, always watching you. 00

Ok. Monkey still hasn't checked in and it's getting uncomfortably close to the end of the election.

I've been sitting on some imformation that can't be confirmed due to Monkey's absence and due to the time constrains I'm going to have to go public with what I know.

I was contacted by someone who claims to be the Future Mayor. He told me that Parker Farker, is lying about his identity, when he posted this message:

ParkerFarker
yeah, just get my left side, I look great on that side Oh, Hi, I didn't see you there. Well I, Sir ParkerFarker The Noblemen, have decided to run for the position of mayor. I've decided to run because I am from the future. I have been genetically altered to be the best I can be, that includes aesthetically (; and that means I can bring this town into the 22nd Century with the least amount of harm done to the townsfolk as possible, and the most amount of harm possible to my arch nemesis, Sir Future Godfather The Grim.

Don't fret, I will have a poster up soon.


Pff! I don't need to illegally bribe people to be voted in, I just have charisma.

I asked this person to confirm his identity by doing a role check on me but there's been no progress in that department, as of yet.

I can't confirm or deny this claim at the moment and that won't happen until Monkey gets online and answers his PQ's which should contain a role check on my name. Once that happens and if this person gets back to me with my role, I should be able to tell if I can trust if I'm talking to the real Future Mayor. If that is the case, I can only hope that Parker Farker is the Future Godfather and thus I will instalynch him, should I be voted in as the mayor.

But the future godfather can do checks too…
I don't know who told you he was the FM but he might be lying too.
I think we should lynch both of them to be sure.

Product Placement
If that is the case, I can only hope that Parker Farker is the Future Godfather and thus I will instalynch him, should I be voted in as the mayor.

But now that you've said this, wouldn't any person elected lynch this fellow?

Um, wait, did Kroatz say lynch the guy that says Parker is the future mayor? Because Kroatz himself tried to convince me that ParkerFarker was the FM. Ninja, I think we need to get some drinks. So, did I get a good avatar?

Zeph


Sorry Joy looks like you're not cute.

Already seen it.

I still thing Parker might be the real FM.
He's made me a similar offer as the mysterious “Other” Mayor did to PP. since none of us can be sure right now I think to be sure both might have to be lynched…
At least Parker dared to spill his role…

Mettaur
Ninja, I think we need to get some drinks. So, did I get a good avatar?

I say yes to both.
Also remember, if I get elected “Ninja's Loot & Hooch” will have 24 consecutive happy hours!

Now that we are drunk enough to level a small village, what say you to reclaiming soome dangerous property from killer wildlife or escaped insanitarium patients?