MettaurShh..!
And why is that Same? I'm pretty srue Mafia have gotten into office before. And people that were mafia before did become GM's, so what are you talking about? Deciet, is that why? That's the whole point of the game! And why the hell are you stirring this up anyways? I just got a virus on my computer, and the last thing I need is this.

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Kroatz
at 2:30PM, May 28, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:02PM, May 28, 2010
Kroatz stop picking on Mettaur. Its not fair for you to be the only one.
So mafia are playing it safe while there are two paranoids out and about. I assume Mettaur told the mafia both body guards identities. So other bodygaurd is probably going to die tonight. I'm a townie so I may or may not be a paranoid. Interesting. I wonder if they'll go after me :3
So mafia are playing it safe while there are two paranoids out and about. I assume Mettaur told the mafia both body guards identities. So other bodygaurd is probably going to die tonight. I'm a townie so I may or may not be a paranoid. Interesting. I wonder if they'll go after me :3
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:19PM
Ochitsukanai
at 3:11PM, May 28, 2010
We've had lots of mafia mayors before and people deadtalk all the damn time, so why is everyone giving that guy grief all of a sudden? What the hell, guys, let him be.
EDIT:
EDIT:
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyNooo, it's not just him or anything. ^^; Darn your timing, it makes me look more severe!
Kroatz stop picking on Mettaur. Its not fair for you to be the only one.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
Zeph
at 3:16PM, May 28, 2010
Yes, lets change our efforts to something more productive, and friendly. So who brought the weapons we'll be needing to take over the world? No… cats do not count as a weapon TFGM.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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same
at 3:17PM, May 28, 2010
Because its funny. Ive never seen a mayor killed in the first votable lynch before.
Also im stiring it up because im kinda bored and very irritable.
Last thing you need is the apocalypse and im pretty sure putting a Durex on your modem should help protect you.
Also in news of me not being a dick ive updated Dungeons and Ducks for anyone playing. You'll be glad to know the Golem battle has finished because i was getting Zeph syndrome.
Aleksander Lukin ate my teapot.

Also im stiring it up because im kinda bored and very irritable.
Last thing you need is the apocalypse and im pretty sure putting a Durex on your modem should help protect you.
Also in news of me not being a dick ive updated Dungeons and Ducks for anyone playing. You'll be glad to know the Golem battle has finished because i was getting Zeph syndrome.
Aleksander Lukin ate my teapot.

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Zeph
at 3:20PM, May 28, 2010
>_> I got bored… nobody really did much other than shake a stick… WHO SHAKES STICKS?!
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
same
at 3:36PM, May 28, 2010
Aparently a lot of people. Hence the phase “Than you can shake a stick at.”
Lol.
Yeah. This ones going that way too.
But i did really like your concept. I mean it doesnt single people out like the townie rolls.
I'd like it to keep going. But if noones interested i think it'll probibly end soon enough.
Off to play some TF2.
ITS COWARD KILLING TIME!
Lol.
Yeah. This ones going that way too.
But i did really like your concept. I mean it doesnt single people out like the townie rolls.
I'd like it to keep going. But if noones interested i think it'll probibly end soon enough.
Off to play some TF2.
ITS COWARD KILLING TIME!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:20PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:44PM, May 28, 2010
ZephOnce I hit you in the face with a fluffy cat your tune will start to change.
Yes, lets change our efforts to something more productive, and friendly. So who brought the weapons we'll be needing to take over the world? No… cats do not count as a weapon TFGM.
Also tell me this cat could not be used as a weapon,
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Zeph
at 3:52PM, May 28, 2010
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Hakoshen
at 4:34PM, May 28, 2010
TheFlyingGreenMonkeyZephOnce I hit you in the face with a fluffy cat your tune will start to change.
Yes, lets change our efforts to something more productive, and friendly. So who brought the weapons we'll be needing to take over the world? No… cats do not count as a weapon TFGM.
Also tell me this cat could not be used as a weapon,
Tell Sir Muir it's not that bad!!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
Kroatz
at 4:34PM, May 28, 2010
Next Narr will be late.
I don't know how late, probably about four hours…
Sorry…
I don't know how late, probably about four hours…
Sorry…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Hakoshen
at 4:36PM, May 28, 2010
So… does this mean the pardoner gets promoted or do we elect another mayor? Cause I wanna be mayor all of a sudden.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
same
at 4:43PM, May 28, 2010
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:20PM
harkovast
at 4:52PM, May 28, 2010
These people just hadn't learned the most important lesson…
Don't mess with cats.
We will mess you up!
IN THE FACE!
I knew niccea was innocent now, Mettaur had worked hard to get me to vote for her before “impeachment”. Obviously this meant she could be trusted.
But the question remained, who else was on the godfathers pay roll?
Don't mess with cats.
We will mess you up!
IN THE FACE!
I knew niccea was innocent now, Mettaur had worked hard to get me to vote for her before “impeachment”. Obviously this meant she could be trusted.
But the question remained, who else was on the godfathers pay roll?

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
Product Placement
at 5:07PM, May 28, 2010
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Also tell me this cat could not be used as a weapon,
harkovastI could think of other places that weaponized felines could mess up.
These people just hadn't learned the most important lesson…
Don't mess with cats.
We will mess you up!
IN THE FACE
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:52PM
Hakoshen
at 6:45PM, May 28, 2010
Wow. THAT was a scream of pure lancing pain there. Will watch again.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
I Am The 1337 Master
at 6:46PM, May 28, 2010
Knew Mett was a pawn. Not the big dude.
Yeah, Mett but you kinda sucked at covering up things…Don't think people can trust ya too.
Heh. Anyone actually send him their roles? Don't say yes if you got them Mett.
I don't know if they are joking around or being assholes. Those three=drama. Right guys? :D
And PP, we had that spot reserved for ya. All of us townies and mafia alike.
I was thinking our pardoner would get killed too…our pardoner…The Flying Green Monkey…but now they can't really do it without being found out. I'm gonna try and raid the clue box in every narration. Confused on psychopath as is everyone. Sigh.
Yeah, Mett but you kinda sucked at covering up things…Don't think people can trust ya too.
Heh. Anyone actually send him their roles? Don't say yes if you got them Mett.
I don't know if they are joking around or being assholes. Those three=drama. Right guys? :D
And PP, we had that spot reserved for ya. All of us townies and mafia alike.
I was thinking our pardoner would get killed too…our pardoner…The Flying Green Monkey…but now they can't really do it without being found out. I'm gonna try and raid the clue box in every narration. Confused on psychopath as is everyone. Sigh.
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alwinbot
at 7:11PM, May 28, 2010
sameThere is no apocalypse. This turn of events is going pretty well in my opinion.
Because its funny. Ive never seen a mayor killed in the first votable lynch before.
Also im stiring it up because im kinda bored and very irritable.
Last thing you need is the apocalypse and im pretty sure putting a Durex on your modem should help protect you.
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jninjashadow
at 7:26PM, May 28, 2010
Blarg. Tired, spent 7 hours on my feat, one on a bus. Got home and read that I beat Metts face in with a bottle. My day is now good.no offence Mett, but any story I read involving myself delivering a profuse beating makes me smile
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Randomdudeperson
at 10:54PM, May 28, 2010
Random leaned upon the street light pole in front of Rokus. Usually, he had glazed donuts, but today, he didn't feel like it. Something was wrong, it was in his face, but he couldn't see its true identity. People kept saying the same thing, and he kept seeing what it was that they where talking about. *click*
His brain snapped as he finally put two and two together. He grabbed a newspaper off of a table, and quickly read over the details of the attacks from last night. There it was, as clear as day. Or night,…whatever. Every talked about an attacker wearing all black. Anthony Mercer was wearing a lot of black lately. So was Same, but Anthony Mercer more so. I thought to myself, “How to tell everyone?”
Well, i supposse i should discover which of these two it is.
His brain snapped as he finally put two and two together. He grabbed a newspaper off of a table, and quickly read over the details of the attacks from last night. There it was, as clear as day. Or night,…whatever. Every talked about an attacker wearing all black. Anthony Mercer was wearing a lot of black lately. So was Same, but Anthony Mercer more so. I thought to myself, “How to tell everyone?”
Well, i supposse i should discover which of these two it is.
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Salsa
at 11:46PM, May 28, 2010
Randomdudeperson
Random leaned upon the street light pole in front of Rokus. Usually, he had glazed donuts, but today, he didn't feel like it. Something was wrong, it was in his face, but he couldn't see its true identity. People kept saying the same thing, and he kept seeing what it was that they where talking about. *click*
His brain snapped as he finally put two and two together. He grabbed a newspaper off of a table, and quickly read over the details of the attacks from last night. There it was, as clear as day. Or night,…whatever. Every talked about an attacker wearing all black. Anthony Mercer was wearing a lot of black lately. So was Same, but Anthony Mercer more so. I thought to myself, “How to tell everyone?”
Well, i supposse i should discover which of these two it is.
uh dude, Anthony DIED in night one.
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:18PM
Kroatz
at 12:24AM, May 29, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Randomdudeperson
at 1:18AM, May 29, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
at 5:48AM, May 29, 2010
RandomdudepersonI was suspecting him too. Now that someone else is too should we try and kill him?
Same it is then. :p
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maru
at 7:06AM, May 29, 2010
I Am The 1337 MasterMaybe?RandomdudepersonI was suspecting him too. Now that someone else is too should we try and kill him?
Same it is then. :p
Innocence proves a good lawyer.
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alwinbot
at 7:47AM, May 29, 2010
maruOne of the attackers had a hat obscuring the face, like your avi. So you're a suspect too, maru.I Am The 1337 MasterMaybe?RandomdudepersonI was suspecting him too. Now that someone else is too should we try and kill him?
Same it is then. :p
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Kroatz
at 8:44AM, May 29, 2010
Uhm… Actions are closed now.
I still haven't decided what happens with the mayor now, anyone knows a previous time this happened? I'm kinda thinking about giving the mayor powers to the pardoner, and the pardoner powers to the number three. And I think I'll insta-kill the remaining bodyguard just for fun.
I'll post the Narr after I've cleaned out my bowels by force.
I still haven't decided what happens with the mayor now, anyone knows a previous time this happened? I'm kinda thinking about giving the mayor powers to the pardoner, and the pardoner powers to the number three. And I think I'll insta-kill the remaining bodyguard just for fun.
I'll post the Narr after I've cleaned out my bowels by force.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 9:17AM, May 29, 2010
What the hell?!
I dont mean to place blame on anyone else. BUT IM NOT THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WEARING BLACK!
1337 has a hat and is wearing all black.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
Salsa is wearing black apart from his hat.
And if i die the town will loose a pro townie.
Well done band wagon. Well done.
Also clues coming from someone who didnt even pay attention to the first narrative?!
Also i do believe i voted for PP. Im not the one who voted a mafia for mayor.
I dont mean to place blame on anyone else. BUT IM NOT THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WEARING BLACK!
1337 has a hat and is wearing all black.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR
Salsa is wearing black apart from his hat.
And if i die the town will loose a pro townie.
Well done band wagon. Well done.
Also clues coming from someone who didnt even pay attention to the first narrative?!
Also i do believe i voted for PP. Im not the one who voted a mafia for mayor.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:20PM
harkovast
at 9:29AM, May 29, 2010
Kroatz needed to realise that when a mayor buys the farm, the town just continues without a mayor.
Its a tough hand to get dealt, but that's what life in Townston is like.
Its a tough hand to get dealt, but that's what life in Townston is like.

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last edited on July 14, 2011 12:44PM
same
at 9:35AM, May 29, 2010
Ah the farm. That brings me back.

About 50% of you will get this joke.

About 50% of you will get this joke.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:20PM
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