Just smile and wave…
Smile and wave…

SarahN
I just got bashed by someone who regularly commented on my stuff over my lack of updation of the main comic. That was a big shock and it has left me very grumpy.
Dude, the main VP comic is NOT on hiatus because of perfectionism! There is just a little–no, a LOT more to it than that. Mother fucking jerk….

you havta chill yo… :)

I'm fine now! =D






<–*doesn't have issues*

mlai
Just look shocked, and move slowly towards the cake.

Fixed.

The cake is…Naw. That's too obvious.

what about pie? :)

The pie is a lie!

Hmm…poetic sugary goodness!

Um yes, I've kind of still been arguing with the guy I mentioned earlier, the one that bashed me.

He told me that he hoped my dreams would be crushed.
For lack of updation and changing things in my comic.



…I think I've made a friend. lol!


There will be no more vampire stories by me after this one. They attract too many emo teenagers.

SarahN
They attract too many emo teenagers.

There are other kinds??? o_O

ozoneocean

SarahN
They attract too many emo teenagers.

There are other kinds??? o_O

Chav teenagers.

Indie teenagers.

Grunge teenagers.

Grebo teenagers.

I could go on.

They may come in different packages, but they're all emo inside…

That's not even including the ‘normal’ branch of teens. Or the nerdy ones.

ozoneocean
They may come in different packages, but they're all emo inside…

Man, I know. ;_;

I'm going to listen to My Chemical Romance for a while.

Theres… this… girl.

I've known her for awhile. As far as looks are concerned, she's about 5 or 6 in a scale of 1-10. In other words… a “plain jane”. I've stayed away from the pretty ones because their heads are mostly filled with arrogance due to the fact that they have an endless line of guys worshipping her like she's a goddess… like her vagina is made of gold or something…

And so far, my anti-skank detector has not made the slightest noise on this particular girl.

I wanna do something like ask her out or create a relationship…

or tell her all the things I wanna do to her in the bedroom. She has invaded my mind. In my sleep I just find myself dreaming about her… be it going out on a date or fucking her.

But this is in North America which is a hostile environment for males. Which has laws that favor the female gender… so screwing up is too much of a risk. The probablility of me “screwing up” is less than 50%. Which is still a huge RISK that can cost me dearly both financially and emotionally.

I dont like to repeat the same mistake. My upper head must be in command of the lower head.

At the same time I wanna smack myself hard enough to knock me out. Because I feel like I never learned my lesson.

I've been semi-brainwashed. But I'm sure my rational reasoning ability has not been completely taken over yet. :)

ozoneocean

SarahN
They attract too many emo teenagers.

There are other kinds??? o_O

The dont give a fuck
- very rare species. Almost endangered… but can be a problem if you piss them off too much. Usually alone.

The wengsta yo
- SOULJA BOY UP IN DA HO WATCH ME YANK IT WATCH ME YO AND SUPASOAK DAT HO AND WATCH ME YOOOOUUUU!!!!

- very common. They wear baggy pants, doo rags, dogtags, size XXXXL even if they're 130 lbs, their pants always sag below their ass as if someone played a prank on them… like pulling down their pants or something. And they keep on saying “yo” and “man” (sometimes said as “MENNN”) in their language regardless… be it English, Tagalog, French, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, etc… etc… etc…

Why do you guys deny their existence? Is this the new form of holocaust denial?!? They are very very very common and transcend barriers of race and social class. :(

kyupol
The wengsta yo
- SOULJA BOY UP IN DA HO WATCH ME YANK IT WATCH ME YO AND SUPASOAK DAT HO AND WATCH ME YOOOOUUUU!!!!

- very common. They wear baggy pants, doo rags, dogtags, size XXXXL even if they're 130 lbs, their pants always sag below their ass as if someone played a prank on them… like pulling down their pants or something. And they keep on saying “yo” and “man” (sometimes said as “MENNN”) in their language regardless… be it English, Tagalog, French, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, etc… etc… etc…

Why do you guys deny their existence? Is this the new form of holocaust denial?!? They are very very very common and transcend barriers of race and social class. :(

Example:

HOLY SHIT, IT'S LARRY THE CABLEGUY!

Alright. What I've learned from my whole situation.
Courteousness is a waste of time. Everyone who doesn't like me or what I do can kiss my ass.

OMG DATS SO GENGSTA YO!!!

Straight up Kyu.

Fo' sho'

I just saw Superbad at the sneak preview. The second half of the movie is significantly better than the first. Been a while I lol'd at a movie like that.

I assume you all have guns and crack.

Rutger
I assume you all have guns and crack.

I have boobs and an a**, does that count?

lastcall

Rutger
I assume you all have guns and crack.

I have boobs and an a**, does that count?

Just as dangerous, if not more so.

lastcall

Rutger
I assume you all have guns and crack.

I have boobs and an a**, does that count?

Yes. Yes it does. I'm gonna have to ask you to hand ‘em over ma’am.

LOL, gladly. Right now my boobs are making my back hurt. Ugh. :(

lastcall
LOL, gladly. Right now my boobs are making my back hurt. Ugh. :(

My, those look heavy. Don't worry ma'am, this will be taken care of!

lastcall
LOL, gladly. Right now my boobs are making my back hurt. Ugh. :(

Those are very naughty boobs…

It could be worse…they could be making your @$$ hurt….

…!?! 8O

I don't wanna see that working Trev.

I actually kinda do…