I Am The 1337 Master
Singing witha stomacheache right now!!!

Okay… you've had this for a while now. I suggest seeing a Doctor. It could be serious. No, I'm not going to recommend the doctor holding the shotgun or the one who lives in a police booth…

Hm, Lonnehart may be right. If you really have had this for a while, I know an effective way of detecting appendicitis.

1: Jump up and down
2: If you are on the floor screaming in pain, you have it.

ISSUE 1 OF THE DEAD IS OFFICIALLY DONE! well the art anyways, now the letterer's finishing up then off to the printer she goes!

i was waiting on my copy of final fantasy 13 today, then i realized it came out on the 9th…

OOPS!

I've been accepted to one of the universitys I applied to. Still waiting to hear from the other three :D

Anybody have an idea of why my photoshop cursor might switch to the hand tool cursor and become inoperable regardless of which tool I switch it to? I've tried everything I can think of from deleting the work settings to restarting photoshop. The cursor just won't change, and it doesn't do anything. I can still open and close layers, do anything in the tools or other panels, but I can't do anything to the documents.

Nevermind. Somehow switching to the 3D rotate tool and getting an error message fixed it. Go figure. I can't even use that tool on a normal day, but it's the only one that does anything now.

To me being sick:

People listen to what I say? Since when did that happen?
Maybe I should get it checked. It could just be that I'm not eating as well as I should sometimes and I am overworking myself. Lots of stress on me right now to do all that I want to do.


Possibly performing in my school's Haiti benefit concert. I don't get much time as a solo acoustic act though and finding a good 5 minute long song that fits the concept of the concert is hard.


I REALLY should go back to working on my lab report. NOW. (stupid 1337, STUPID)


I died in the mafia game yesterday. First time in the game I've died before it was all over (unless you count being murdered on the last narration as still within the game). Not like anyone cares or anything like that.


Go listen to the Raconteurs's album called “Consolers of the Lonely”

Other than that crap 1337 is very bored and wants a nap.

Today I found out that L337 died in mafia… Hilarious!
BEST NARRATION EVAH!

furthermore almost all civil war comics I still wanted came in at my local CBS so now I only need the black panther, wolverine and punisher ones!

and my toe still hurts.

Man, this thread has gotten awful dour recently. What happened to all the love, and all the twangyness?

Well here's a fun story for ya, Ironscarf.

I was just drawing and all of a sudden my thumb sort of “clicked” - hard to explain. Like it almost gets locked but snaps out at the last minute, or something like that?
Anyways, I started panicking like “Oh my god, what's wrong with my thumb?”

And then I remembered that my thumb has ALWAYS done that, and it just hasn't happened for a really long time.

Oh, silly hippie.

Yeah!
Cut down on the weed bro!
I moved a couple of months ago, only several blocks down. when I tried to ride home today I rode to the wrong house, my key didn't fit so I rang the bell (at 10 o'clock). some woman I never met opened the door, I realised I was at the wrong house, looked guilty and ran away…
that's way worse than a cracklethumb…

Taking practice tests to get my permit and barely passing. I have a lot more reading to do. I'm really eager to start driving, but I feel like I'm not retaining any of this information because I'm not actually behind the wheel of a car. The pressure's on though, because our family car is busted so my mom's gonna trade it in for two new cars for me and my sister… I'm not supposed to tell people because It seems like I'm really spoiled, but I personally think it makes more sense than fixing up a 5 year old mini van that screams when it's cold outside. Besides, there's no way in hell my dad's gonna let me touch his Mercedes. XD

Just finished writing the first draft for my entry into the Anthem essay contest that we have to do for school. It's for the Ayn rand institute and there are a bunch of prizes, so I tried to write it really well. I'm not much of a writer though. I'm crossing my fingers that I'll get in AP next year and possibly honors American history.

Nothing much else to ramble about. I've been in a Joni Mitchell and Elvis Costello mood pretty hardcore for the past couple of days so I'm basically rocking out to my iPod right now.

I only like old time punky-pop Elvis Costello, before he caught middle/old-age rocker syndrome and became a jazzy lounge singer. Why do they all do that?

The sight of people like Rod Stewart in a tuxedo with the bow tie undone and hanging around his neck make my insides crawl. That tuxedo/undone bow tie thing is like a uniform they all have to wear.(bad homage to the Brat-pack)

Not as bad as old time rockers in suits though… Or even worse: old rockers in dad clothes! O_o
(crappy jeans and old T-shirts, untucked and hanging loose over fat bellies)



…That doesn't leave them much to wear, I'll admit. Nothing much except glam gear or nude I suppose. :(

Bring it on! ^_^

I only like old time punky-pop Elvis Costello, before he caught middle/old-age rocker syndrome and became a jazzy lounge singer. Why do they all do that?

I agree, that's the stuff I'm more familiar with. My parents used to play their old Elvis Costello “My Aim is True” and “Trust” cassette tapes nonstop when I was a kid and I'm pretty sure the songs are imprinted onto my brain. :P

So many great old songs from him ^_^


…
Still, that naked old rocker concept has some legs in my opinion.

AAAAARRGGH! I fucking hate verizon! Seriously nothing ruins my day more than their obnoxious emails. This time they're charging me 140$ for some phantom ‘missed payment’. Complete bullshit, not one payment has been missed.

Fuck it, i'm canceling, which costs like 250 fucking dollars to do but i'm so sick of diarrhea being flung into my face and dribbling into my mouth. It's times like these i wish there was a hell.(but then again i'd be there too rotting with the rest of the gays and unbabtised babies)

Also when i misspelled diarrhea the spellcheck said ‘diarrheal’ which i found out; is the same thing :/

Skullbie
AAAAARRGGH! I fucking hate verizon! Seriously nothing ruins my day more than their obnoxious emails. This time they're charging me 140$ for some phantom ‘missed payment’. Complete bullshit, not one payment has been missed.

Fuck it, i'm canceling, which costs like 250 fucking dollars to do but i'm so sick of diarrhea being flung into my face and dribbling into my mouth. It's times like these i wish there was a hell.(but then again i'd be there too rotting with the rest of the gays and unbabtised babies)

Also when i misspelled diarrhea the spellcheck said ‘diarrheal’ which i found out; is the same thing :/

I hope you kept all those payment reciepts. I learned the hard way last year about that…

Skullbie
but i'm so sick of diarrhea being flung into my face and dribbling into my mouth.

Eeeeew! I hate poo. >_<

That reminds me of that time you posted that stuff about kids huffing Jenkem in the TD -_-

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Inspired by my mention of Jenkem in the TD, I had a curious search of that horrid place and came across this typical yet funny (to me anyway) exchange between me and Custard Trout:

Custard Trout

Rutger
Fuck you, Custard, and fuck you Arashi for encouraging him.

OH NO. A GUY ON A FORUM DISAPPROVES OF ME. MY LIFE NO LONGER HAS MEANING. I WILL KILL MYSELF NOW.

ozoneocean
Hmpf. About bloody time.

Custard Trout
I knew someone would say that, and I was fairly sure it would be you.

ozoneocean
And I knew you wouldn't go through with it.

Are we psychicly connected? o_O

Custard Trout
Oh god I hope not. Although it would explain why I'm suddenly attracted to guys.
Psst, I'm implying your gay. I am truly the king of comedy.

ozoneocean
OMG, we are psychicly connected!

I'm gonna eat my own poo now, just to spite you…

…Truly a toxic place, but it did have it's own charm. After a fashion.

Broke a chair yesterday. Enough said. (not my fault it was breaking)

I bought my little sister a game for the Wii she weally weally wanted. Pikmin (yeah the remake) and now both my mom and my little sis are addicted to it.

Pikmin SUCKS.

Kroatz
I bought my little sister a game for the Wii she weally weally wanted. Pikmin (yeah the remake) and now both my mom and my little sis are addicted to it.

Pikmin SUCKS.

Well, on the good side neither of them will have their hands on your DSi for a while… :)

edit: I just found out a neat fact about our Solar System. Earth is the only ringed “terrestrial” planet among all of the planets. However, this ring is also the only known artificially created ring in existence…

ozoneocean
Custard

i remember that conversation. I miss those days when that sort of good-natured snark was the usual around here.

I just got all my benefits cut at my current job. They were pretty much the only reason I took it in the fist place. The pay sucks, but the benefits made up for that. So no more free art supplies, meals or pleasant work environment. Now it's like working in a warehouse, but with the added benefit that on top of the hard work, there's customers who have more of a superiority complex than usual.

so. i have a flat tire. i was going to get new tires anyway with my tax refund. but that's tied up in the trailer problem.
see i got the notice from a debt collector. that was the first i heard of it. in 4 months. so i got a hold of the place directly. they were nice and understanding, they answered most my questions, but when i asked for a itemized statement so i could dispute some of the more apparently unreasonable claims, “only the boss can do that, and he's on vacation this week”. alright, that's reasonable. so i come in a week later. “boss is on vacation for one more day” alright. i come in the next day. “he's fixing something that only he can fix” 2 weeks later i got tired of “waiting on the boss”, i go in, and say “based on the invoice, and the condition the trailer was in when we left, and recent shopping around, we only owe this much.” they say “alright, that sounds fair, we'll tell the boss, and get back to you as soon as possible”

I get out of work today, and i have a voice mail, it was from a financial mediator. they don't think what i offered is reasonable, and will only work with me through the mediator.

And when i said i need an itemized listing: “oh, they wouldn't have that kind of thing, why would they know every little detail they worked on”.

I'm very angry with stupid people right now. and i've been nothing but polite. Being in the military, i know how much further politeness and sucking up will get you, rather than being mean, and intimidating. which i can be, but i will not do that….just….dammit.

Lonnehart
Well, on the good side neither of them will have their hands on your DSi for a while…

How did you know I had a DSi?
And how did you know that my mom used to steal it to play scribblenauts?


Lonnehart scares me, he is psychic:
Quick, What is my favorite veggie?

I finally got the guts to ask out a girl I like and she said yes. Is it wrong that the Offspring's Self Esteem and She's Got Issues are stuck in my head?

The 1337 Master is now a pimp.

-the 1337 Master

Congratz leet!
is she cute?
just be cool, pay for her food, listen to her and most important LISTEN TO HER.

You can't screw up more than me the last two times…
One girl I liked went to dinner with me, we had a good evening, I brought her home and then I met HER GIRLFRIEND…
The other girl I tried asking out actually happened a couple days ago, I walked up to her, started talking, mixed up words because she didn't speak dutch (she was british, with that cute accent) so I tried talking in english and then she started laughing in my face. I looked ashamed for a couple seconds and then kinda ran off.

Ha! those jerks. I was willing to give them $900 and just walk away from this dispute. but since they got the financial people involved, i had to do all the math for my disputes. i only owe them $420. ha. who's laughing now?

I hate these girls who sit behind me in class. They act as though the class revolves around them. 8 year oldesque.

Kroatz

Lonnehart
Well, on the good side neither of them will have their hands on your DSi for a while…

How did you know I had a DSi?
And how did you know that my mom used to steal it to play scribblenauts?


Lonnehart scares me, he is psychic:
Quick, What is my favorite veggie?

I don't have psychic powers. I also happen to own a Wii AND a DSi. From what I've seen so far, anyone who owns one is very likey to own the other too. My niece would borrow my DSi from me a lot… and my Harvest Moon: Island of Happiness too… That animal seller Vaughn seems to attract her a lot… O_O

Oh man i'm playing the old gbc pokemon trading card game, soooo addictive and nostalgic ;-; I really wish they'd remake it for the new platinum series, pkm's been needing a non-shit remake for a while now too…