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Ruin A Wish game
qdawg at 12:36PM, July 26, 2007
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Granted. Now no one else knows it


I wish for air conditioning?
Rockin it fatboy style.
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fern at 12:42PM, July 26, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately the air condition was very humid.

I wish to know if Ziggy Stardust made it to Earth?
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qdawg at 1:06PM, July 26, 2007
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Granted. No


I wish for a new bike.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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veritan at 3:30PM, July 26, 2007
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Granted, you get the spawn of Christine.

I wish I were taller
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hat at 3:33PM, July 26, 2007
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You got so tall that your body couldn't support you so you broke in half… and it hurt. Bad.

I wish I had a new computer!


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bluebot092 at 3:34PM, July 26, 2007
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wish granted you grew so tall that people thought you were a monster and called in mothra to kill you

i wish mothra was the coolest of all big monsters
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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veritan at 5:06PM, July 26, 2007
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Granted. Mothra crushes the computer store, destroying hat's new computer along with hat himself. Meanwhile some hot shot producer is inspired by Mothra to make a decent movie. When Mothra's popularity levels start to decline, he resorts to slut-wear and general distastefulness in a desperate attempt to stay in the eye of the public. He dies of muliple organ failure when the STDs, drugs, and alcohol finally catch up to him.

I wish I had the power to control potato-shaped objects.
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cool guy at 8:43AM, July 27, 2007
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Granted you loose control of them and they hit you in the kidney and your face and you die of kidney failure and your face was rearanged by the potato shaped things.



I wish I knew what the heck I was writing about.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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qdawg at 1:51PM, July 27, 2007
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Granted. You find a deep philosophical meaning your writing and go crazy from the discovery.


I wish for a monkey?
Rockin it fatboy style.
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TheMidge28 at 2:08PM, July 27, 2007
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Granted but he flings poo and tries hunt when you come home from work…which you might like.


I wish cuttle fish knew how to cuddle?
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fern at 8:55PM, July 27, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately you never called back.

I wish Jesus knew how to gamble.
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qdawg at 10:47PM, July 27, 2007
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Granted. He wins all the money in the world and creates a worldwide depression which, in turn, started the Apocalypse.


I wish for shoes.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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cool guy at 6:14AM, July 28, 2007
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Granted They're rockets and you go blasting of to space and you can't breath and you die.



I wish I had every cd of “Linkin Park”
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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fern at 12:02PM, July 28, 2007
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Granted! Only there's a catch. 3 years from now, you have to ask yourself that same very question.

I wish I hadn't made stupid music decisions when I was 15.
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Bekefel at 1:26PM, July 28, 2007
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Granted, theres no catch because I wish I didn't as well.

I wish I hadn't made stupid music decisions when I was 15.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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bluebot092 at 4:28PM, July 28, 2007
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wish granted you spent you spent your money on dull music

i wish britny spears was smart
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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TheMidge28 at 2:47PM, July 29, 2007
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Granted but the public would miss all the crazy antics we once knew as she fades into obscurity.


I wish I could make an objective decision…
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nerdsareinvading at 10:53AM, Aug. 1, 2007
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granted…okay, i dont understand it and therefor you die horrible messy death…



i wish i was able to answer midge's wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman at 6:30PM, Aug. 1, 2007
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granted. you are now given infinit knoledge to understand his wish. then your head explodes from the overlode.

i wish that the wether was always 40-70 degrees with some clouds
RIP TD :cry2:
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TheMidge28 at 7:59PM, Aug. 1, 2007
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Granted…but nothing happens…nothing bad that is…but because there has always been something bad happening and ruining said wishes countless times previously you live the rest of your life enjoying the beautifu weather but with the unanswered dread hanging over you waiting for the bad thing to occur and to which causes you to live a miserable but quite comfortable life til you die.


I wish I could cure diseases…
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MrRiot at 10:31PM, Aug. 1, 2007
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TheMidge28
Granted…but nothing happens…nothing bad that is…but because there has always been something bad happening and ruining said wishes countless times previously you live the rest of your life enjoying the beautifu weather but with the unanswered dread hanging over you waiting for the bad thing to occur and to which causes you to live a miserable but quite comfortable life til you die.


I wish I could cure diseases…

Granted, but in curing the existig diseases, you gave birth to super-strains of NEW diseases that wipe out almost all life on earth…except for Rob Liefeld, who goes on to create a new genre of generic superheroes that no one cares about. The designs are so bad in fact, that they reach alien civilizations who are outraged. They fly to Earth and kill the survivors of your super-diseases. Way to go.

I wish lima beans came filled with pop-rocks.

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qdawg at 10:41PM, Aug. 1, 2007
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Granted. Upon eating said lima beans the chemical balances are interrupted and you explode, along with anyone else who eats lima beans.


I wish my wish doesn't kill me.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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nerdsareinvading at 3:31PM, Aug. 2, 2007
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granted… but mine does!!!


i wish thatqdawg would die in a messy fashion not that would tuin my carpets…maybe in the bathroom…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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RaiteLi at 10:16AM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Granted, ‘cept he comes back to haunt your mind, and drive you insane that’ll eventually cause the destruction of your carpets, house, the neighborhood, and the country.

I wish I could see everything.
So… how's life?
-Life? We live here.-
“And its sorta roomy.”
Is it?
-Yeah, so stop taking up space.-
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Dark Clown at 10:28AM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Granted! Sends you into Deep Space.

I wish for a tasty fish.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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nerdsareinvading at 1:24PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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granted you get a tasty fish…but you never get to eat it and it haunts all your dreams and you finally snap and sodomize yourself with it…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Dark Clown at 1:32PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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i wish there was a wish to grant!

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
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vgman at 9:00PM, Aug. 7, 2007
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Granted. But the wish is gay and we are all dumber for knowing what it is.

I wish this game would get locked soon and another of it would open.
It's over 1000 posts. Its about time
RIP TD :cry2:
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RaiteLi at 9:18AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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Granted. 'cept it turns into a monster, breaks the lock, and eats us all.

I wish that the sky was falling.
So… how's life?
-Life? We live here.-
“And its sorta roomy.”
Is it?
-Yeah, so stop taking up space.-
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Dark Clown at 9:24AM, Aug. 8, 2007
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Granted. But it only falls on you.

I wish for the best beer in all the world.

This Fluid feels like Pain, This stoic mood is all in vain.
I reach into the dark, I tear this other me apart.
How many years ago, How many deaths I can't let go.
My Flesh Is Temporary, My God Extraordinary.
You… can''t… Kill… My… MIND!!!!!

The War Will continue, Just on a different battle field
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:05PM

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