Granted but now people don't just think your retarded but also dated!
I wish I had a wacom…

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Ruin A Wish game
TheMidge28
at 10:45AM, July 24, 2007
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bluebot092
at 11:06AM, July 24, 2007
wish granted a new spieces of animals called wacoms were found and you got one as a pet…but it had raibes and bt you…
i wish i was the richest 11 year old ever
i wish i was the richest 11 year old ever
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM
vgman
at 2:28PM, July 24, 2007
granted you are now made of the worlds richest chocolate
i wish they would just go ahed and remake FF7
i wish they would just go ahed and remake FF7
RIP TD :cry2:
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:40PM
nerdsareinvading
at 5:30PM, July 24, 2007
granted…now it sucks…sadness…
i wish i was able to think of a wish to wish if only i had another to wish that wish which i wished for so dearly…
i wish i was able to think of a wish to wish if only i had another to wish that wish which i wished for so dearly…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
Rusty Knight
at 5:37PM, July 24, 2007
Granted. Now you know what to wish for, but have no more wishes.
I wish I wasn't so ignored on the forums. :(
I wish I wasn't so ignored on the forums. :(
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:12PM
nerdsareinvading
at 5:43PM, July 24, 2007
granted…hello freak of which i do not know i am nerds' …
i wish…
i wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
Cake Bandit
at 10:20PM, July 24, 2007
nerdsareinvading
i wish…
No you don't, we revoke your privileges.
I wish for an eyepatch.
^The above post is likely written light heartedly.
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:35AM
bluebot092
at 12:22AM, July 25, 2007
wish granted but you were arrested because the police thought you were a pirate and you were stealing gold…
i wish i was megaman
i wish i was megaman
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM
ZeroVX
at 3:59AM, July 25, 2007
Granted, then you get killed by Protoman.
I wish for a mental pin that could deflate my brother's ego.
I wish for a mental pin that could deflate my brother's ego.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:58PM
TheMidge28
at 4:41AM, July 25, 2007
Granted…but now he sits in his room weaping listening to emo drawing pistures of Ronald Mcdonald…because behind the smile he really is sad.
I wish food wasn't fattening…
I wish food wasn't fattening…
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cool guy
at 5:11AM, July 25, 2007
Granted everyone floats up into space because of how light they are.
I wish there was world peace.
cool guy
I wish there was no way to ruin my NEXT wish
I wish there was world peace.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
TheMidge28
at 7:20AM, July 25, 2007
granted the world is at peace but individuals are not and chaos ensues
I wish rubber duckies did make bath time fun…
I wish rubber duckies did make bath time fun…
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AQua_ng
at 8:23AM, July 25, 2007
They are, it's just that it's fun for everybody except for you.
I wish for a new day.
I wish for a new day.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:56AM
cool guy
at 9:28AM, July 25, 2007
Granted tht day is the end of the world.
I wish I had 8-bit sprites for my comic.
I wish I had 8-bit sprites for my comic.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
Rusty Knight
at 10:39AM, July 25, 2007
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qdawg
at 1:15PM, July 25, 2007
you make no wish so you die.
I wish that the width of my pants equals the of the squared circumference of this pie.
I wish that the width of my pants equals the of the squared circumference of this pie.
Rockin it fatboy style.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:56PM
veritan
at 4:35PM, July 25, 2007
Granted. However the pie was eaten, and by making the squared circumfrence of a nonexistant pie equal your pant's width, your wish negates it's state of being. Congratulations! You have no pants.
I wish I had a pet hobo.
I wish I had a pet hobo.
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qdawg
at 4:37PM, July 25, 2007
Granted but a hobo, being a drunken bastard, he steals your money while your sleeping and runs away.
I wish I had pants.
I wish I had pants.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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nerdsareinvading
at 4:40PM, July 25, 2007
granted…but unfortunately they're invisible pants and you start walking around nked…
i wish i was able to wish for another wish since i just wasted this wish on wishing for another wish since i just wasted this wish wishing i had another wish…
i wish i was able to wish for another wish since i just wasted this wish on wishing for another wish since i just wasted this wish wishing i had another wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
qdawg
at 5:27PM, July 25, 2007
Granted but that crazy wish leaves you wishless.
I wish for a full box of Triscuits filled with Triscuits.
I wish for a full box of Triscuits filled with Triscuits.
Rockin it fatboy style.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:56PM
TheMidge28
at 7:02PM, July 25, 2007
Granted but the Triscuit Gnome steals them for himself…ooh that evil Triscuit Gnome!!!
I wish I had a million dollars.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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qdawg
at 7:04PM, July 25, 2007
Granted you had a million dollars which you blew on something stupid I don't care to mention.
I wish I had courage.
I wish I had courage.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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fern
at 7:32PM, July 25, 2007
Granted! Unfortunately courage is not tax deductible.
I wish for a new puppy.
I wish for a new puppy.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
pastel
at 10:03PM, July 25, 2007
Granted. It's chocolate-flavored! No… wait… that's not chocolate >_>
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:39PM
qdawg
at 10:06PM, July 25, 2007
Granted. You get a piece of the world. (it's a rock)
I wish for a hand grenade. with or without the pin.
I wish for a hand grenade. with or without the pin.
Rockin it fatboy style.
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bluebot092
at 10:56PM, July 25, 2007
wish granted your hand turns into a gernade and explodes..killing you and george bush
i wish emos never lived
i wish emos never lived
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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cool guy
at 8:20AM, July 26, 2007
Granted now there are people who are too happy and drive you nuts until you kill yourself.
I wish I didn't have the whole series of 24.
I wish I didn't have the whole series of 24.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
TheMidge28
at 10:35AM, July 26, 2007
Granted you have the whole series of 25…minutes.
I wish I had a pet Donkey.
I wish I had a pet Donkey.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
fern
at 11:23AM, July 26, 2007
Granted! Unfortunately the donkey turned out to be Don Imus.
I wish Jesus knew the alphabet.
I wish Jesus knew the alphabet.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
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