MAFIA... and other forum games

categories > MAFIA... and other forum games > Ruin A Wish game
Ruin A Wish game
fern at 1:09PM, July 21, 2007
(online)
posts: 3,779
joined: 5-31-2006
Granted! Unfortunately you received a pack of jets.

I wish the Sun would be my BFF.


[/url]
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
link
TheMidge28 at 1:38PM, July 21, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted… however The Sun is clingy and wants to spend all its time with you which in turn burns you to ash!

I wish I was weeping willow!
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
neohobo at 12:27AM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 46
joined: 6-27-2007
done but down the line you fall deeper into depression saw yourself every night.

i wish something good was on tv.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
link
fern at 1:01AM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 3,779
joined: 5-31-2006
Granted! Unfortunately it's a McDonalds informercial.

I wish I went to bed.


[/url]
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
link
AQua_ng at 3:36AM, July 22, 2007
(offline)
posts: 7,827
joined: 4-6-2006
Okay, stay there. And you can't come out.

I wish for some fried chicken.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:56AM
link
ZeroVX at 5:06AM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 4,098
joined: 5-28-2006
Granted, except a bunch of idiots start calling you black, then the KKK shows up and kills you.

I wish no one was offended by that.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:58PM
link
fern at 12:45PM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 3,779
joined: 5-31-2006
Granted! Unfortunately Al Sharpton became your new BFF.

I wish Speech 101 was fun.


[/url]
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
link
TheMidge28 at 1:15PM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted… but you get “F”'s on every test.


I wish all dogs went to heaven…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
cool guy at 3:57PM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
Granted pitbulls are dogs too ya know.



I wish my sister didn't want to use the computer.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
link
TheMidge28 at 4:15PM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted…but she starts dating all your friends.


I wish lobsters didn't scream when you cooked them…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
fern at 8:13PM, July 22, 2007
(online)
posts: 3,779
joined: 5-31-2006
Granted! Unfortunately instead of screaming they recite poems by Sylvia Plath.

I wish I was AQua'.


[/url]
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
link
TheMidge28 at 5:03AM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted…but then you have to deal with fern and TheMidge28 all day long!


I wish I could have sword fight under the see with an actual swordfish as has been done numerous times in old cartoons (before all you yungin's time)…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
Cake Bandit at 10:35AM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 25
joined: 1-3-2007
Granted, You get impaled on it's nose and in so doing lose the fight horribly.

I wish life was a musical.
^The above post is likely written light heartedly.
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:35AM
link
Rusty Knight at 10:51AM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 214
joined: 4-29-2007
Granted. But then Rosie O' Donnel is your singing partner. As soon as she strikes a certain note, it for no good reason at all, turns you into a turnip.

I wish I ruled the entire world, preferrably with an Iron Fist.
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:12PM
link
AQua_ng at 11:09AM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 7,827
joined: 4-6-2006
Granted, you rule the world with an Iron Fist. A Mr. Iron Fist. However, Mr Fist is corrupt and shoots you dead. All hail Mr. Fist.

I wish for better hair.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:56AM
link
TheMidge28 at 12:40PM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted…but then you are adored for you most awesome hair and then added as the six on Queer Eye as the hair consultant!


I wish for three wishes…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
fern at 1:51PM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 3,779
joined: 5-31-2006
Granted! Unfortunately in every wish, you wished for an extra wish. You died of exhaustion.

I wish I had some Jell-O.


[/url]
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:27PM
link
TheMidge28 at 1:56PM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted but you can't eat because its cherry and you are allergic to cherries.


I wish coffee was free…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
cool guy at 2:45PM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
Granted everyone is gone crazy and the destroy your house nd kill you





I wish harry potter 5 was not a piece of


crap (I alredy saw it it stinks so bad the 1st one beats it)
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
link
Cake Bandit at 4:48PM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 25
joined: 1-3-2007
Granted, they're all crap.

I wish for Ten Anti-Santa missiles.
^The above post is likely written light heartedly.
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:35AM
link
TheMidge28 at 5:12PM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 6,844
joined: 7-5-2007
Granted but Santa delivers them himself…“Ho-Ho-Ho cake bandit have a nice christmas” as house blows up in an inferno of smoldering ash!


I wish I could drop like its hot…
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:20PM
link
Cake Bandit at 5:54PM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 25
joined: 1-3-2007
(house was a jerk anyway lol!)

Granted, you drop it on your foot and it breaks.

I wish That pinky was occasionally pondering what I'm pondering.
^The above post is likely written light heartedly.
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:35AM
link
cool guy at 7:22PM, July 23, 2007
(online)
posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
Granted But… but… WTF is pondering.


I wish I had the compleat series of 24
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
link
Rusty Knight at 8:34PM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 214
joined: 4-29-2007
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 18 20 21 22 23 24

GRANTED!

I wish I had the power to melt people I hate into goop.
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:12PM
link
Cake Bandit at 10:11PM, July 23, 2007
(offline)
posts: 25
joined: 1-3-2007
cool guy
Granted But… but… WTF is pondering.

www.dictionary.com

ENGLISH SIR, DO YOU SPEAK IT? lol!
————

Granted, you get them on your shoes.

I wish for a well constructed sword with which to tear my foes to shreds!
^The above post is likely written light heartedly.
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:35AM
link
vgman at 12:13AM, July 24, 2007
(offline)
posts: 2,164
joined: 10-4-2006
Granted you now have a sword to kill people with. unfortunatly every one else has guns. ;)

i wish people used commen sence when makeing a wish.
RIP TD :cry2:
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:40PM
link
bluebot092 at 3:22AM, July 24, 2007
(offline)
posts: 820
joined: 6-10-2007
wish granted everyone has commen sense when making a wish….but they dont use it cause its funner

i wish i had a digital video camera
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM
link
cool guy at 8:54AM, July 24, 2007
(online)
posts: 2,177
joined: 11-22-2006
Granted it blows up in your hand.



I wish there was no way to ruin my NEXT wish
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:44AM
link
Cake Bandit at 10:31AM, July 24, 2007
(offline)
posts: 25
joined: 1-3-2007
Granted, but it bores us all to hell.

I wish For a collection of bad disco tunes.
^The above post is likely written light heartedly.
It's not on DD but it's still My Totally Kickass Webcomic
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:35AM
link
Rusty Knight at 10:37AM, July 24, 2007
(offline)
posts: 214
joined: 4-29-2007
Granted… That wish was ruined from the start!

I wish I had the prettiest lava lamp ever
I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:12PM
link
Your ad here, right now

Forgot Password
Your ad here, right now
©2011 WOWIO, Inc. All Rights Reserved Mastodon