Granted, but the first time you start choking to death everybody just laughs at you and says get real…your not serious.
i wish for a million dollars.
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Krensada
at 1:13PM, July 4, 2007
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Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
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fern
at 1:22PM, July 4, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately due to taxes, you only receive half of that! Which means that you cannot even buy a decent house in Los Angeles!
I wish to be called ferndog.
I wish to be called ferndog.
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ZeroVX
at 2:59PM, July 4, 2007
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Granted, except everyone assumes that you're black afterwards, and starts releasing “n-words” after you.
I wish for a purpose in life.
I wish for a purpose in life.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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fern
at 3:10PM, July 4, 2007
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Granted! Your purpose on life shall be the counselor of video game addicts as featured on Dateline…
I wish to visit that awsum Kwik-E-Mart store!
I wish to visit that awsum Kwik-E-Mart store!
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bluebot092
at 8:17PM, July 4, 2007
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wish granted you go but it is so quick you stoped to tie your shoe and got ran over a crowd going 10 mph
i wish i was a pimp
i wish i was a pimp
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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TrueNamu
at 8:26PM, July 4, 2007
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Wish granted,but more or less a gimp than a pimp.
I wish I had something to do tomorrow
I wish I had something to do tomorrow
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.
drunkduck.com/Des
drunkduck.com/Des
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fern
at 8:32PM, July 4, 2007
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Wish granted! Your house blew up today. Congratulations! You're cleaning tomorrow!
I wish I had a 2GB Memory Card.
I wish I had a 2GB Memory Card.
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TrueNamu
at 8:44PM, July 4, 2007
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Wish granted,but when you put it in the receiving slot,it snaps.
I wish I had “company” right now.
I wish I had “company” right now.
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.
drunkduck.com/Des
drunkduck.com/Des
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ZeroVX
at 4:30AM, July 5, 2007
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Granted, George Bush just showed up at your front door.
I wish my brother lived somewhere else.
I wish my brother lived somewhere else.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Krensada
at 7:16AM, July 5, 2007
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Granted. He lives in the living room now.
I wish for Weird Al Yankovich's autograph.
I wish for Weird Al Yankovich's autograph.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:22PM
fern
at 10:37AM, July 5, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately Weird Al Yankovich's autograph is only redeemable in Chuck E Cheese coins.
I wish Nintendo would put one of my questions in Everybody Votes.
I wish Nintendo would put one of my questions in Everybody Votes.
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Krensada
at 12:46PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted. But i ruin your wish in some quippy manor that you wouldn't have immagined.
I wish fern could have ruined my autograph wish in another way cause id never sell that autograph.
I wish fern could have ruined my autograph wish in another way cause id never sell that autograph.
Click on this banner…you know you want to!:
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
The bunny died upon entering my signature.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:22PM
fern
at 12:59PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately Weird Al Yankovich's autograph was ruined because Weird Al Yankovich signed it.
In real-life I wuv W.A.Y.
I wish Al Sherman would come to life only to sue Weird Al Yankovich.
In real-life I wuv W.A.Y.
I wish Al Sherman would come to life only to sue Weird Al Yankovich.
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nerdsareinvading
at 1:02PM, July 5, 2007
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granted, but as it turns out wierd al had just commit suicide and you are his only heir, and thusly you are thoroughly sued…
i wish i had a wish…
i wish i had a wish…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 1:07PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately your wish was vetoed by the President.
I wish I could drink meat.
I wish I could drink meat.
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nerdsareinvading
at 1:10PM, July 5, 2007
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granted…you choke on the 16 ounce steak as it comes into your mouth…
i wish my computer was faster so i could keep up with fern…
i wish my computer was faster so i could keep up with fern…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
fern
at 2:28PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted! Your computer becomes so fast that fern eventually kills himself… Oddly enough, fern becomes a ghost only to post even faster than he ever did before!!!
I wish www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html would stop updating daily and just release the damn game already!
I wish www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html would stop updating daily and just release the damn game already!
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ZeroVX
at 2:37PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted, except you never get a copy because they sell out on the release day.
I wish for a sword that doubles as a microphone.(I'm looking at my Dane Cook CD cover)
I wish for a sword that doubles as a microphone.(I'm looking at my Dane Cook CD cover)
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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bluebot092
at 3:28PM, July 5, 2007
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wish granted excpt while you were singing and playing with the micro sword you slice the cd in half them dan cook came to your house and killed you
i wish a sonic vs mario game would come out already
i wish a sonic vs mario game would come out already
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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veritan
at 5:39PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted, but because the production was rushed, the godforsaken company that decided to make such a game never tested it. The game has horrible graphics, jumpy controls, a wonky camera, and bugs galore. Also, contact with that game causes your skin to melt, your liver to liquify, and your thumbs to fall off.
I wish for some tortillas.
I wish for some tortillas.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:40PM
TrueNamu
at 5:45PM, July 5, 2007
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Wish granted but then you find out the tortillas are poisonous and you choke from inflammation on the esophagus
Wish for a new pencil
Wish for a new pencil
ONLY “art” I'm good at,is my guitar.
drunkduck.com/Des
drunkduck.com/Des
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drgngrl
at 10:36PM, July 5, 2007
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Granted but you have nothing to sharpen it with
wish i knew how to put images on the forums
wish i knew how to put images on the forums
(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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ZeroVX
at 4:04AM, July 6, 2007
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Granted, except Terminal doesn't like the ones you upload and bans you.
(Incidentally, it's that button that says “Image” )
I wish this was an actual spoiler.
(Incidentally, it's that button that says “Image” )
I wish this was an actual spoiler.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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bluebot092
at 5:08AM, July 6, 2007
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wish granted but when people see it they blow up NICE GOING!
i wish they made a sonic vs mario game that was tested
i wish they made a sonic vs mario game that was tested
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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bluebot092
at 5:08AM, July 6, 2007
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wish granted but when people see it they blow up NICE GOING!
i wish they made a sonic vs mario game that was tested
i wish they made a sonic vs mario game that was tested
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:28AM
Cthulhu
at 5:42AM, July 6, 2007
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Granted, and it was an awesome game, but you are assassinated because you double-posted.
I wish BB didn't double-post.
I wish BB didn't double-post.
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LIZARD_B1TE
at 6:50AM, July 6, 2007
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Granted. He doesn't double post, but as compensation, everyone else does.
I wish I had friends.
I wish I had friends.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:37PM
ZeroVX
at 7:09AM, July 6, 2007
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Granted, except they're all emos.
I wish for Harry Potter to not die in the next book.
I wish for Harry Potter to not die in the next book.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:58PM
Bekefel
at 7:16AM, July 6, 2007
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Granted, but to wish such a thing must make you gay and retarded.
I wish bluebot wasn't so crap at this game.
I wish bluebot wasn't so crap at this game.
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:16AM
veritan
at 7:35AM, July 6, 2007
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Granted, but surely such an event is a sign of the apocalypse.
I wish I had a nifty hat.
I wish I had a nifty hat.
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