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fern at 11:51AM, June 25, 2007

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Granted!!! Unfortunately it's made by EA.

I wish to be the President of Capcom.

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Will at 8:56PM, June 25, 2007

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Granted, you are the president of capcom, however, you run out of ideas so fast, you are forced to make another street fighter game. Your fans prompty murder you in your sleep

I wish I had endless pie.

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putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.

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yaz47 at 9:11PM, June 25, 2007

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Granted, you have endless pie. But, one of the pies ends up under the bed, evolves onto a superier being, and kills you for eating pie.

I wish nothing happened when I when I died.

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fern at 10:25AM, June 26, 2007

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Granted, but you still died. How? Doesn't matter, you're dead.

I wish I was Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

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ZeroVX at 10:47AM, June 26, 2007

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Granted, but that means you have to hang out with a duck and a…..something.

I wish I was taken seriously.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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fern at 11:26AM, June 26, 2007

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Granted! You're adopted by Al Gore.

I wish I were a Republican.

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Bekefel at 8:00PM, June 26, 2007

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Granted, but everybody knows all Republicans have small dicks.

I wish I was a wish.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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fern at 8:06PM, June 26, 2007

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Granted! You're a wish, unfortunately the wish was later dismissed by the Wishing League.

I wish to be in a movie.

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Cthulhu at 6:57AM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but it's the BRATZ MOVIE!

I wish that my favorite comics were off hiatus.

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fern at 10:24AM, June 27, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately people will still read Craving Control.

I wish I were a wall.

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yaz47 at 6:57PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but you are knocked down a few minutes later.

I wish I was a book.

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fern at 7:12PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately the book is written by YOU.

I wish I were Disneyland.

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Bekefel at 8:19PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but everyone knows Disneyland's have small dicks.

I wish I was fern.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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Cthulhu at 8:26PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but fern becomes much less funny at that moment, and is banned for being boring.

I wish for a small bag of sand.

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fern at 8:27PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted! The sand is so small that it makes the Nano look like Zero's ego.

I wish I was a shooting star!

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Cthulhu at 8:31PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, you're Charlie Manson! (He shot people, right… Hell if I know.)

I wish for a medium-sized bag of sand.

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fern at 8:36PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately the size is now called Grande.

I wish Ronald McDonald were real…

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Cthulhu at 8:42PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but he was assassinated by me. I MEAN… He was assassinated by some random guy who thinks McDonald's food is disgusting.

I wish for an extra toe on my right foot.

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fern at 8:44PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted! The toe is later removed by the ghost of Ronald McDonald!

I wish for X-MAS 2.

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Cthulhu at 8:48PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but the wish-granter didn't understand what you were talking about, so he just made a second Christmas, which is about the birth of Jesus Jr.

I wish I had a frog.

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fern at 8:54PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted! You have just adopted a French baby.

I wish Hitler's brain were at my grasp.

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Cthulhu at 9:06PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but his evilness leaks into your brain, and you become the next Hitler.

I wish I was a giant midget.

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yaz47 at 9:46PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, you are the same size as you are now.

I wish I had Hitler's brain, and I'm already evil so that doesn't work.

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Cthulhu at 9:48PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but you only get the good side of Hitler, and now you are a family man that enjoys spending time with your friends and family.

I wish for a quarter.

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veritan at 9:53PM, June 27, 2007

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Granted, but then it is lost in the washing machine.

I wish I remembered to cut my nails.

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ZeroVX at 4:41AM, June 28, 2007

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Granted, but you cut them off completely.

I wish I knew what fern was talking about in this statement.

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Granted! The sand is so small that it makes the Nano look like Zero's ego.

WHAT EGO?!

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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yaz47 at 8:15AM, June 28, 2007

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Granted. Unfortunetly, you kill yourself afterwards.

I wish I hadn't killed that fish in second grade.

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Cthulhu at 8:53AM, June 28, 2007

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Granted! That fish killed you in second grade!

I wish for a dime.

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ZeroVX at 9:02AM, June 28, 2007

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Granted. It falls off a 20-storey building and splits you in half.

I wish for a clean source of power.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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fern at 10:07AM, June 28, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately the clean source of power creates a new disease that makes the clean source dirty again.

I wish for some Jesus Juice.

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