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Triss at 2:29PM, May 8, 2007

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Granted. A little baby chicken sits in your lap without wearing any clothes. o_O

I wish for a new school bag.

“When once the morning star shall rise, when earth with shadow flees away, and we stand safe within the door, then you shall lift the veil thereof…”

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ZeroVX at 3:34PM, May 8, 2007

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Granted, but it's made from marijuana and you're arrested for illegal substance use.

I wish for a million, billion, trillion, fortfillion, skillion, bajillion more wishes!!!

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Kakashi2146 at 5:45AM, May 9, 2007

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the magical power of the wishes are to much straun on your body and you blow up

I wish for a muffin

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RoronoaZoro at 6:20AM, May 9, 2007

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Granted but then Shadowkunxx Hits you in the mouth cause He thinks you have Muffy the living Muffen.

I wish Muffy the living Muffen was real.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 10:50AM, May 9, 2007

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granted but the muffin get's incenterated by a power plat explosion.

i wish that i had more roast beef!!!!

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RoronoaZoro at 5:54AM, May 10, 2007

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granted. You get all the roast beef you want. You get so much you get crushed under it's weight.

I wish I could blow up the Stoney Creek Inn.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 7:35AM, May 10, 2007

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granted but a board fly's through your head

i wish for a pet fly!

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RoronoaZoro at 8:23AM, May 10, 2007

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granted but it gets eaten by frogger.

I wish the next person is traped in the first frogger game.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 8:40AM, May 10, 2007

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granted but as the tried to fit me in the frogger game it broke.

i wish that i had a beautiful Human Woman give me a lapdance!

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Kakashi2146 at 9:57AM, May 10, 2007

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granted she also a serial killer she gives you one then kills you

I wish that My comic wouldnt have been frozen

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AQua_ng at 1:15PM, May 10, 2007

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Granted. Now it's been BURNINATED!

I wish for some gloves.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Triss at 5:21PM, May 10, 2007

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Granted. But not only are they each the size of a small house, rendering them unusable, they each come in house sized plastic bags. You promptly ignore the warning label and crawl into the plasic bag, dubbing it your new home, Fernando XV. It's all great fun. Until you suffocate and die.

I wish for a tablet. A big, Intuos tablet.

“When once the morning star shall rise, when earth with shadow flees away, and we stand safe within the door, then you shall lift the veil thereof…”

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Kakashi2146 at 9:45AM, May 11, 2007

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granted a humongous tablet falls on you and kills you

I wish for control over the wheather

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tokyopimp5764 at 10:22AM, May 11, 2007

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granted but when you go to smite someone you ignore the fact that he is below you and smit your self as well

i wish for drunk duck to be more coplex!

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vgman at 12:14PM, May 11, 2007

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granted the drunk duck is now so intracit and complex that to even get to the main page you have to submit a request to recive the request form to request the test that you have to take to obtain a license to recive a request form for a password that will allow you to enter another test that will grant you acces to the main page.

i wish someone could explain what i just said

RIP TD :cry2:

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ZeroVX at 12:40PM, May 11, 2007

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Granted, but the explination is so crappy that everyone is even more confused than before.

I wish that Venom would get his own movie.(seriously, wouldn't that kick ass?)

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Aussie_kid at 10:02PM, May 13, 2007

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Granted, but it's done even worse than ‘Batman and Robin’.

I wish that Tim Burton and Michael Keaton were never kicked off the ‘Batman’ movies

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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ZeroVX at 4:50AM, May 14, 2007

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Granted, but the future versions become so depressing that you eventually commit suicide.

I wish for a laptop computer.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Kakashi2146 at 10:08AM, May 14, 2007

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granted but its cursed and it steals your soul

I wish for 10 really hot chicks

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AQua_ng at 10:11AM, May 14, 2007

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I wish for global and universal harmony.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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tokyopimp5764 at 10:24AM, May 14, 2007

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Kakashi2146
granted but its cursed and it steals your soul

I wish for 10 really hot chicks

Granted to crispy fried baby chick's fall onto you lap

AQua_ng Edit: That image of a bucket of chicken was me granting his wish of hot chicks.

AQua_ng

I wish for global and universal harmony.

granted but that means aliens invade earth and take over and kill all..

i wish thaT I had a perfect laser gun that cannot kill the person holding it!

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RoronoaZoro at 7:00AM, May 15, 2007

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Granted. but the person that you point it at kills you.

I wish for the next person to post to get there wish granted.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 7:15AM, May 15, 2007

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granted…i wish that zoro died.

i wish that hell came out of the pit's of the earth.

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ZeroVX at 12:50PM, May 15, 2007

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Granted, but you die of a heart attack before you see it happen.

I wish my brother wasn't so arrogant.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Kakashi2146 at 10:10AM, May 16, 2007

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granted he becomes a genius finds you uneccesray and kills you

I wish the bleach games would come out in america

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tokyopimp5764 at 10:35AM, May 16, 2007

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granted but it is all in Japanese which you can not read muhahahahaahhahahahaaha!

i wish for to that i was in Uk with my Gf

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Kakashi2146 at 9:37AM, May 17, 2007

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granted your there but you find out shes a lesbian

I wish I had x-ray vision

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ZeroVX at 2:30PM, May 17, 2007

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Granted, but your X-Ray vision becomes so powerful, that you can't turn it off, and you die of emberassment after seeing too much nakedness.

I wish for the PS3 to not cost so much.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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veritan at 8:37PM, May 17, 2007

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Granted, but the only game availible for the next ten years is a recreation of “E.T. the Extra Terrestrial for the Atari 2600” in all it's pixelated shame.

I wish for some cookies.

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:04AM, May 18, 2007

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granted but they are full of sugar and make you extreamly hyper you are so hyper that you twitch when you walk and decide to walk across the bridge and look over the side and wwhen you do you twitch and fallin killing yourself.

i wish that mikeythebackmantis would hurry and grade my zombie survival.

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