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RoronoaZoro at 6:15AM, May 18, 2007

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granted but you get locked from geting on Drunk Duck and will never know what it says.

I wish for Ice Cream.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:25AM, May 18, 2007

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granted but you get an ice cream headache and accidently stumble into the road and get hit by a car

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Kakashi2146 at 9:55AM, May 18, 2007

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hey you firgot to make a wish

I wish for white hair

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Aussie_kid at 8:15PM, May 18, 2007

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Granted. Your hair becomes a white supremist and it starts shouting racist remarks through your mouth. People get fed up and kill you for it.

I wish to be able to make people do whatever I want them to and they could not resist me

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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tokyopimp5764 at 11:06AM, May 21, 2007

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granted you life life as normal…. women at your feet and ddoing whatever you want with them then you get the electric bill and you say aloud “fucking kill me” they abide by your command.

i wish for a indoor pool!

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ZeroVX at 11:56AM, May 21, 2007

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Granted, now your basement's flooded.

I wish to be able to understand Japanese.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Aussie_kid at 9:43PM, May 21, 2007

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Granted, but it's a version that's been dead for centuries, not modern Japanese.

I wish to be able to go the US

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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ZeroVX at 11:22AM, May 22, 2007

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Granted, you're now in post-Hurricane-Katrina-New Orleans.

I wish for a time machine so I can go back to the age of the samurai so my ancient Japanese language-knowledge doesn't go to waste.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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DarkHunter at 11:28AM, May 22, 2007

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Granted, but you forgot the language and you could not understand any one

I wish for Groudon to rule the world with me by his side and he cant Kill or cross me. and no one can kill me or him

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vgman at 11:50AM, May 22, 2007

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granted. you rule the earth for about 2 years then a rebelion rises up aginst you. you arn't worried because theres absolutely no way they can kill you. they meet you on a mountain top and fight you and gruodon. after a couple of hours you begin to get tired. suddenly a large tremor cracks open in the side of the mountain. you and groudon fall in the crack wich then closes. for the next 100 years you slowly decend thrught the searing hot multain lava to the core of the earth where the presser is incredibly intince (basicly the world is standing on you wich is about 6 sextillion tons or 6000000000000000000 tons). unfortunately nothing can kill either of you so you are doomed to suffer the weight and the seering heat from the lava.

i wish that online games had better graphics and more in depth player stories

RIP TD :cry2:

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AQua_ng at 12:06PM, May 22, 2007

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Sure, but the other players will stop be swearing noob-like retards.

I wish I can play the Super Mario theme on the piano.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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tokyopimp5764 at 12:36PM, May 22, 2007

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* granted but when the one minut left part comes you break your fingure trying to play it

i wish for a pool of gravy!

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veritan at 5:07PM, May 22, 2007

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Granted, but so many insects, worms, humans, dolphins, lemmings, hippies, and other mammals drown in the pool, it is deemed an unholy cesspool of certain doom by many environmental health specialists.

I wish for a jetpack.

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vgman at 5:29AM, May 23, 2007

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granted you have a jetpack but it needs a type of fule that wont be invented for another 100 years.

i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for.

RIP TD :cry2:

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DarkHunter at 9:40AM, May 23, 2007

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granted, you know what to wish for, but its too late to wish it.

i wish for the end opf the world

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AQua_ng at 10:35AM, May 23, 2007

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Granted. Boom goes Mars. What? You wanted Earth. Oh well.

I wish for some foodstuff.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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vgman at 11:53AM, May 23, 2007

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granted you step away from youre computer and lookoutside to see a plan crashing twoards youre house. you quickly run away from the soon to be crash sight. the plan crashes into the house and you slowly walk back. the plain has opend up and there are huge suplies of chips and canned foods.

i wish for a pen that dose all my written work for me.

RIP TD :cry2:

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ZeroVX at 12:42PM, May 23, 2007

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Granted, but all the work is wrong.

I wish I could play the full Zelda theme on the piano.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Kakashi2146 at 5:25AM, May 24, 2007

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granted but mario gets jelous and kills you

I wish I was 12 feet tall

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Aussie_kid at 5:46AM, May 24, 2007

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Granted, but your body can't take the sudden growth spurt and you snap in two

I wish I had a little more ego

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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RoronoaZoro at 6:44AM, May 24, 2007

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Granted, but wild monkeys sense it and attack you.

I wish I could whisile the intire Theme Song of StarGate SG1 Without messing up.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Evil_Snuffkin at 10:40AM, May 24, 2007

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Granted and you think it so great you release it as an album. Then Star Gate sues you and you are force to live in poverty for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a giant gundam with pretty shiny hair and a tutu XD

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ZeroVX at 10:55AM, May 24, 2007

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Granted, but it gets pissed that you put it in a dress and it stomps on you.

I wish that SOMEONE WOULD HELP ME WITH MY COMIC! Seriously.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Kakashi2146 at 11:16AM, May 24, 2007

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granted but the person wants control over it and kills you for it

I wish kakashi and sakura would date in naruto

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Evil_Snuffkin at 11:30AM, May 24, 2007

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Granted but she ends up havig an afair with Sasuke and everyone thinks he's a bit of a pedo.

I wish the Naruto dub wasn't so annoying

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mystery at 12:50AM, May 25, 2007

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Granted: It's in a language you don't understand, but like the sound of.

I wish I would never get cold.

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:30AM, May 25, 2007

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granted now you get crhonic nose bleed's and the flu when ever you usually would get a cold.

what if zoro had a kid? (be serious)

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yaz47 at 4:43AM, May 26, 2007

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I dont know who your talking about…

I wish I was insane,had every disease known to man,was hated by all so i was left alone,deaf,blind,braindead,had no arms or legs,was 5,000 pounds over weight,and died a tragic,slow,painful,death alone,and that noone came to my funeral,was sent to hell, and was tortured an eternity of pain, and horror.

HA! you can't get any thing else bad out of that!!! or can you? come on…I dare ya!

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Kakashi2146 at 8:51AM, May 26, 2007

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granted but in hell satan makes you his bitch

I wish sasuke would die

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yaz47 at 10:21AM, May 26, 2007

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Granted,but you die also and Satan makes you his bitch too.HA!

I wish i was insane.

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