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deleted-byrequest-03 at 8:37PM, April 16, 2007

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You indeed become the ruler of the world. Being a fair leader, you decide to listen to the citizens about their daily problems. People ramble about their lack of money, their need for love, a lost pet, and so on. You begin to tire of the complaints, and you are about to resign, when suddenly, a man appears before you, and tells you of his situation: His daughter has become extremely violent, and has been taken to an insane asylum. He wants to know how to deal with the emotions. You tell him you are not so sure how you can help him, since this will only help one man and not the entire world. Months go by, and you begin to worry about the man. You decide to figure out where he lives, and you go about visiting him. You knock and ring the door bell, but no one answers. Becoming a little impatient, you try to open the door. For some reason, the door is unlocked. You take a peek inside, and you find that he is dead in his living room from being stabbed. You assume his daughter was the one that caused this, and is possibly in the house, waiting for you. From fear, you run out of the house, and get hit by a car.

I wish I was able to grant wishes to people.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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RoronoaZoro at 7:12AM, April 17, 2007

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Granted. but after three wishes, you get sucked in to a small lamp and the lamp gets lost in a attic. The house the lamp is in then is torn down and built over by a walmart. Your lamp is lost forever.

I wish I get 1st place!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 3:19PM, April 17, 2007

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granted but its 1st place in a chess championship, and no girls wants to talk to you.

I wish I had psychic powers!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 5:57PM, April 17, 2007

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I give you psychic powers, thus you feel the need to study. When being at a library, you witness a murder taken place at the storage room. You decide that you need to investigate. Using your intellect, you are able to determine who the murderer is, although people find it rather odd that the mayor did this to his wife. They don't believe you. You become angry that they wouldn't take you seriously, and you use your psychic powers to bring them down. The police force shoots you in the back of the head.

I wish I knew why I was so addicted to DrunkDuck!!!

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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RoronoaZoro at 6:29AM, April 18, 2007

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riku valentine
granted but its 1st place in a chess championship, and no girls wants to talk to you.

So! I like Chess! Ha! you didn't ruin my wish!

Granted! but the intellect you just got inplodes your head.

I wish I get 1st place! (cause it was not ruined the first time.)

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 12:10PM, April 18, 2007

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granted but it's first place in an ugly contest.

i wish i had hyper speed.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 6:50PM, April 18, 2007

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I grant you hyper speed, but I let you keep your original form, thus making your skin slip off when speeding.

I wish my big toe was magical.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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AQua_ng at 11:15PM, April 18, 2007

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Okay. It's magical..ly retarded. Whoa!

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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riku valentine at 4:19AM, April 19, 2007

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granted but the truat officer comes and arrests you.

i wish for $1000000 (not stolen from a bank)

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 6:10AM, April 19, 2007

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granted, You get aresst for forgery of money.

I wish i had a cookie.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Nightmare Zero at 8:24AM, April 19, 2007

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Granted. But for the ultimate irony the cookie eats you.

I wish my RPG site was popular.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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riku valentine at 3:37PM, April 19, 2007

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granted but all the fighters team up on you.

i wish i wasnt as hated as i am.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 5:41PM, April 19, 2007

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People love you so much, they must rip you apart to get a part of you.

I wish I had more friends :(

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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riku valentine at 5:45PM, April 19, 2007

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Granted but your “friends” are cannibals and eat you for dinner!

i wish i was pure evil and immortal!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
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http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Aussie_kid at 7:44PM, April 19, 2007

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Granted. Using your evil, you destroy the world, then go across the universe to destroy more worlds. But the problem is you have to wait 1000 years just to reach Mars. By the time you come near intelligent aliens, they blast you off into deep space and you have to float forever. By now, you've gone completely insane.

I wish I could go back in time to kill Bill Gates, so I could give people a good version of Microsoft

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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Greenbot at 7:50PM, April 19, 2007

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Granted but when you are now a billionaire company CEO, some guy on a forum makes a wish that he can go back in time and kill you. Congratulations, you started a never ending cycle of time travel and murder

Greenbot wishes Aussie Kid didn't post the same exact time he did so Greenbot would have to delete his old post and reply to his.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:52AM, April 20, 2007

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Granted. But he posts somthing that owns you badly.

I wish for more wishes.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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RoronoaZoro at 6:32AM, April 20, 2007

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Granted but the all backfire. (don't they all?)

I wish I was Shadow the hedgehog.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Evil_Snuffkin at 8:41AM, April 20, 2007

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Granted but you have a nasty habbit of stealing people's golden rings.

I wish I could pass my exams without even having to try.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:45AM, April 20, 2007

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Granted, but you get expelled for bad behavior.

I wish I wasn't tired.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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riku valentine at 2:31PM, April 20, 2007

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granted but you're so awake you never get back to sleep, and you go insane from a lack of sleep

i wish i could get people tobelieve sonic was gay!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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riku valentine at 2:32PM, April 20, 2007

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granted but you're so awake you never get back to sleep, and you go insane from a lack of sleep

i wish i could get people tobelieve sonic was gay!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 7:37PM, April 20, 2007

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Granted. The Japanese attack you with pitchforks.

I wish I had just enough money for new shoes.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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riku valentine at 7:55AM, April 21, 2007

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granted, but you end up setting a fashion trend and everybody loves you except one person. the guy who was the fashion trend before you gets mad and assassinates you.

i wish i could kill people legally!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Evil_Snuffkin at 5:36PM, April 21, 2007

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Granted, a law is passed that allows everyone to kill each other. Blood runs as rivers down the streets and the economy collapses. You have fun killing one person… but then their canabalistic comes to get you!

I wish I were a god… a vengeful god!

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riku valentine at 6:01PM, April 21, 2007

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Granted, but then Kratos (god of war, GOW2) kills you because he has to kill gods.

i wish I was a character in Naruto!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
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No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 5:56AM, April 23, 2007

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Granted but you die before you can injoy it.

I wish mid-boss was real!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Nightmare Zero at 9:23AM, April 23, 2007

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granted. but he kills you.

I wish I knew what was going on.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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usedbooks at 9:31AM, April 23, 2007

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Granted. You know what's going on here and everywhere else. In fact you know what's going on everywhere on the planet at this very moment. You are aware of all truths and no longer capable of believing any lie anyone has told you to make you feel safe or happy. Now, so fully aware, you curl up in your closet and refuse to go out for fear of global warming, Africanized bees, spinach, WMDs, and air.

I wish I could finish my term paper.

Used Books / DeviantArt / Other Stuff

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Nightmare Zero at 10:12AM, April 23, 2007

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Granted. But you rush to finish it and you get an F. You commit suicide because it was your only chance to pass for the year.

I wish this game wasn't so evil.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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