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simonitro at 8:26AM, March 20, 2007

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Granted, but this twilight is the worst ever!

I wish all the annoying cartoons would fade away and all the great stuff will remain forever!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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AQua_ng at 10:57AM, March 20, 2007

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Okay. *Ping!*

What's going to replace those cartoons? Reruns of Charles in Charge!

I wished the 80's came back.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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simonitro at 11:03AM, March 20, 2007

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Granted but then, the world would go in reverse!

I wish Frodo had died in the Lord Of The Rings trilogy!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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RoronoaZoro at 11:11AM, March 20, 2007

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Granted, but he comes back as a zombie.

I wish the Carrot Top was back.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 11:48AM, March 20, 2007

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granted the carrot top is back but youre in a coma the day that it comes back.

i wish for the destruction of the edicational system

RIP TD :cry2:

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simonitro at 4:10PM, March 20, 2007

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Granted but they'll invent a tougher system

I wish night will remain 24 hours… day sucks!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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reconjsh at 6:57PM, March 20, 2007

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Granted, but vampires only come out at night - which now lasts all day - and instead of making smooth, sophisicated vampires, they just maul everyone… thus ending humanity.

I wish my Diet Coke tasted better.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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simonitro at 12:23AM, March 21, 2007

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Granted but the drink wouldn't last long

I wish there's no winter and always summer throughout the year yet we get rain in a warm way!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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vgman at 5:27AM, March 21, 2007

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granted the polar ice caps melt because of the heat. also it rains every day since every day is hot. we all drown

i wish for super powers!!!!!!!

RIP TD :cry2:

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Chelano at 7:44AM, March 21, 2007

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granted, too bad you get them all at once and you blow up….and die….

I wish for some cake

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DarkHunter at 9:03AM, March 21, 2007

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granted, but a Face Hugger came out of it and face hugged u and then a Baby Alien came out of ur chest.

I wish for samus to Kill all who hate me But she cant kill me nor any one for the Metorid games or Halo games !

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simonitro at 12:18PM, March 21, 2007

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Granted but Samus got all beserked out and start shooting anyone in her sight until she got too pissed at you for being to wimp for relying on her and she would kick your ass and kill you!

I wish that this wish won't be ruined and given to me in a right way!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Brinx at 1:40PM, March 21, 2007

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Granted but nothing happened cause you didn't specified your wish.

I wish for immortality.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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reconjsh at 6:46PM, March 21, 2007

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Granted, you turn into a grain of sand.

I wish I had boobs.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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luclucluc at 7:39PM, March 21, 2007

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granted, you now have the world's largest man-boobs. congrats!

I wish a monkey would eat someone's face.

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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simonitro at 12:01AM, March 22, 2007

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Granted, the monkey would eat someone's face but he would spit out the remains on your face!

I wish I could learn every single fighting move with all style!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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reconjsh at 10:31AM, March 22, 2007

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Granted. You're now Neo from the Matrix… but then the director says cut and you realize you now have to live as Keanu Reeves the rest of your life.

Wish my man boobs would go away.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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RoronoaZoro at 11:05AM, March 22, 2007

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Granted. but so does your dick!

I wish the year was 2207.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Peipei at 11:09AM, March 22, 2007

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Granted, you are now almost 300 years old.

I wish I was at a circus in the giant castle in outer space.

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RoronoaZoro at 11:12AM, March 22, 2007

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Granted. You're on poop duty.

I wish for grape soda.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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luclucluc at 11:31AM, March 22, 2007

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granted. but it's flat…

i wish something cool and unusual would happen that involves explosions and ninjas

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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RoronoaZoro at 11:33AM, March 22, 2007

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granted. you are stading on a land mine with ninjas attacking you. Prepare to die.

I wish for more power!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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simonitro at 3:02PM, March 22, 2007

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Granted but you get a smaller penis!

I wish Playstation 3 isn't that expensive!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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Aussie_kid at 6:00PM, March 22, 2007

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Granted. But then you have gangbangers come into your house so they can sell it on eBay. They then decide you're kinda cute (I won't go any further. You guys imagine it for yourselves)

I wish all my disabilities were gone and I was healthy

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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RoronoaZoro at 5:52AM, March 23, 2007

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Granted. cause you are healthy you go and take a jog. You get in by a car and lose your legs.

I wish it was Michael Omega, not Zero.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 7:18AM, March 23, 2007

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Granted, but every one hates you and kills you( how sad)

I wish for Dark Samus to fight Naruto

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RoronoaZoro at 7:23AM, March 23, 2007

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Granted. but the winner goes and kills you.

I wish for Tacobot to be real!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 7:28AM, March 23, 2007

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Granted, but u didnt pit in a Taco and it killed u

i wish for a sandwitchbot(samthing only with sandwitchs) and i put a sandwitch in it alreadly

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Peipei at 9:03AM, March 23, 2007

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granted, it kills you even though you put a sandwitch in.

I wish for nothing.

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simonitro at 3:00PM, March 23, 2007

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Granted… you're not getting paid from now on!

I wish I could kill Justin Timberfuck… I meant lake!

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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