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Aussie_kid at 1:17AM, March 24, 2007

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Granted, but his essence infects you and you become a clone of him

I wish for a never ending packet of Tim Tams (The standard Australian wish. They're chocolate biscuits in case no one knows)

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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AQua_ng at 2:32AM, March 24, 2007

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Alright. You might want to check the back. I think it has an expiry date of two decades ago.

I wish I could work faster.

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vgman at 6:42AM, March 24, 2007

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granted every second is like a minut to you. you go insane and kill yourself

i wish it hadnt been so long since i last posted on this threed

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 7:09AM, March 26, 2007

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granted… it olny seems so long but it has olny been a hour.

I wish I had the Master Sword!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 9:05AM, March 26, 2007

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granted… … but when you try to use it, it brakes and Zelda kills you

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nerdsareinvading at 12:21PM, March 26, 2007

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you didnt leave a wish so you burn in the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity

i wish people were smarter without be too smart and causing any damage to anything

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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acemanevan at 2:51PM, March 26, 2007

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Granted but nobody knows what your talking about and the world ends.

I wish that monster trucks fell from the sky. But they don't hit anybody, they just look for the nearest empty place and land. All the monster trucks are blue and have my name on them.

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Aussie_kid at 12:52AM, March 27, 2007

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Granted, but then you realise too late that you forgot to wish for them to have engines.

I wish for the apocalypse. Fire will rain down upon the innocent and every one will die a horrible death, caused by the four horsemen, including me. Every one caught by those four will spend their existence in heaven, unable to speak or move, only able to experience absolute bliss. Nobody really cares that it did happen including the almighty and the damned. (I'd love to see some one who can ruin that wish)

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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RoronoaZoro at 7:33AM, March 27, 2007

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Granted, but you wake up and relize it's a dream.(you never said that you can't be dreaming it. Muhahahahahaha!)

I wish for a great supper.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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nerdsareinvading at 1:13PM, March 27, 2007

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granted…you know people who have the death sentence get one last meal of their wish…so you get your fancy dinner, then you meet my good friend…the gilloutine, gilloutine this is roronoazoro…ill leave you two to get better “aquainted”

i wish…for something

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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RoronoaZoro at 5:20AM, March 28, 2007

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granted. you get poo…

I wish for a holiday

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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reconjsh at 7:57AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted, you get Thanksgivings Day eve. On the eve of Thanksgiving Day eve, however, you mysteriously die from a guitar smashed over your head and some masked stranger yelloing “KA BOOOOONG!”

I wish for someone to ruin this wish.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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RoronoaZoro at 8:37AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted. It's ruined. there you go.

I wish for civil war.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 8:40AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted. but soon comes peace.

i wish for a Cute GF and she cant be crazy or ugly , and her family has to like me, and it cant be a dream!

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RoronoaZoro at 8:43AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted, but she is annoiny to you and you dump her.

I wish for Chaos.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 8:48AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted, but it is in ur home and ur mom kills u>

I wish for Alien to kill all who apose me!!!! and Redator but they cant kill me or my friends.

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RoronoaZoro at 8:51AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted, but the EDF comes and kills them all.

I wish for the EDF

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 8:54AM, March 28, 2007

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(well aliens have a larg have so it will take a long time for them to get to me lol)

Granted, but the Alien race overthowes them and they all die and u to HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i wish for pie , and it cant be posioned

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RoronoaZoro at 9:12AM, March 28, 2007

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Granted. *plop!* It's all over your head.

I wish for life.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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AQua_ng at 12:09PM, March 28, 2007

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But you can't wish that, you're already dead…

I wish for my hair to grow by the prefect amount.

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RoronoaZoro at 6:38AM, March 29, 2007

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Granted, but someone throws a chainsaw and cuts it.

I wish this proget I'm doing get first place.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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nerdsareinvading at 8:26AM, March 29, 2007

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granted…but since you had a severe typo and i dont understand what your saying, whatever you want to go good…goes horribly wrong…

i wish for nothing!(that is nothing less than i already have)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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reconjsh at 10:00AM, March 29, 2007

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Granted, but you studder and slur as you say “nothing” and it comes out “No no ting” … and a chinese man with a seltzer bottle comes out and sprays you in the face… and a studio audience you were not aware of until now starts laughing then all at once shouts in unison: “That's our CRRRAAAAZZZYYY Nono Ting!”.

I wish for a hat.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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AQua_ng at 11:49AM, March 29, 2007

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Granted, one hat, with added face-eating features, free of charge.

I wish I was taller.

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reconjsh at 12:26PM, March 29, 2007

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Granted… and turn in to Skee-Lo and start singing: "I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala"

I wish AQua_ng was taller…

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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RoronoaZoro at 5:58AM, March 30, 2007

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Granted, but he falls on you.

I wish for rings that can tell time!!!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 11:21AM, March 30, 2007

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Granted,but it said time for u to die….wait ur alright dead!!!!

I wish for Porn!!!!!!!

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RoronoaZoro at 11:24AM, March 30, 2007

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Granted, but the school blokes it.

I wish for the school not to bloke stuff.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 11:25AM, March 30, 2007

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(me too) Granted, but the Gov. blockes alll game sites (NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)

this pains me to do this!!!!
i wish for Games to be come real

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RoronoaZoro at 11:30AM, March 30, 2007

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Granted, but you get killed in the prosests

I wish I was a half Demon.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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