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Evil_Snuffkin at 4:34PM, April 23, 2007

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Granted, the wishes are no longer ruined. Everyone gets bored and the thread dies.

I wish I had a bazooka

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 6:32PM, April 23, 2007

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Not knowing how to use it, you shoot yourself in the face.

I wish I knew a good movie to watch…

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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Aussie_kid at 6:21AM, April 24, 2007

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Granted. You get to watch ‘Charby the Vampirate: The Movie’. You die from the sheer awesomeness.

I wish for an orgasm (Have fun with that one people)

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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riku valentine at 9:04AM, April 24, 2007

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(i honestly hope that was just a joke)

Granted, but it turns out it someone of the same sex who gave it to you!

I wish people weren't as perverted as they are.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Nightmare Zero at 9:00AM, April 25, 2007

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Granted, the world no longer has sex and the population dies because of your selfishness. Good job idiot.

I wish the person I just said that to wasn't offended.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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riku valentine at 12:14PM, April 25, 2007

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Granted, but it's only after i kick your ass! haha!

I wish I was Sonny Prower!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Aussie_kid at 8:31PM, May 1, 2007

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granted, but the only thing that's changed is your legal name.

I wish I lived in Penguin Village and was one of the main characters in Dr Slump

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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RoronoaZoro at 5:42AM, May 2, 2007

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Granted but you die cause of your robot dauther.

I wish for a wish that would not kill me.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 5:44AM, May 2, 2007

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the wish wont kill you, but you are transported into an alternate dimension!

i wish i was a prinny!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
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http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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redxiii at 5:46AM, May 2, 2007

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granted but then i pick you up and throw you

i wish you weren't so gay

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RoronoaZoro at 6:25AM, May 2, 2007

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Granted. Now he gets all the girls and you get nothing.

I wish the next person to make my wish that won't kill me or hurt my body in any way.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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AQua_ng at 9:44AM, May 2, 2007

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Okay. But you have to live a life of nothing but rice. Bowls and bowls of rice.

I wish for global warming to be non-existant.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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RoronoaZoro at 11:00AM, May 2, 2007

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Granted but the world be come overpopulated.

I wish the world to never become overpopulated.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 11:49AM, May 2, 2007

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granted but you get in trouble for killing chinese people.

i wish i was overlord laharl!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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vgman at 4:04PM, May 2, 2007

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To bad im laharl!

i wish i didnt have to kill you for that

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:22AM, May 3, 2007

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Ok. You two become best friends but then he stab you in the back.

I wish the school would not block anything.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 7:24AM, May 3, 2007

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granted, but your compter at the school get a hell of alot of viruses, Porn (just to get you into trouble) , and Spam mail 24/7

I wish for Pokemon to rule the world, and me at there side, and they cant kill me and no one can kill me , and no on can get rid of us!!!!!

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vgman at 7:51AM, May 3, 2007

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granted for one day youre wish comes true but the next day the sun explodes killing you all.

i wish someon created a wormhole

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 9:48AM, May 3, 2007

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granted. You go to cyaian mountain and join the Stargate program. On your first mission through the Wormhole you get shot and kill by a jaffa.

I wish I was a member of the Stargate Program.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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AQua_ng at 10:17AM, May 3, 2007

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Congrats, you've made it in. You'll be in the ‘expendable members’ division.

I wish that there were less pollution.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Maulgryve at 10:54AM, May 3, 2007

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Granted. You are transported back through time to 20 minutes ago.

I wish the person who grants my wish, won't get their wish granted.

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DarkHunter at 10:57AM, May 3, 2007

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Granted. i wish for nothingness

I wish for nothing ness or Oblivien

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riku valentine at 7:04AM, May 7, 2007

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granted but it turns out to be a black hole and you get sucked in!

i wish for a yamaca! (i think i spelled that right!)

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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RoronoaZoro at 7:10AM, May 7, 2007

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granted but it's not what you think.

I wish I was Scar off Fullmetal Alchemist.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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ZeroVX at 12:29PM, May 7, 2007

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Granted, but then you die in an incredibly cool way.

I wish that school was over for summer.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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tokyopimp5764 at 4:00PM, May 7, 2007

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granted some one knocks him out and stores him in closet until vacation starts.

wishes for a chili dog

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Aussie_kid at 9:50PM, May 7, 2007

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Granted, but it's undercooked and you get food poisoning so bad you crap out your intestines.

I wish for the next person to get a happy ending with their wish (And I get one as well)

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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RoronoaZoro at 6:36AM, May 8, 2007

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Granted. We are both in a fairytail. But then we wake you and go on with our lives… Or do we. Du du daaa!

I wish for a Wii!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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ZeroVX at 7:27AM, May 8, 2007

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Granted, but you don't get any games.

I wish for Bush to actually get a brain.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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tokyopimp5764 at 8:47AM, May 8, 2007

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granted but bush get's impeached. ( kicked out)

i wish for a hot naked chik to sit on my lap

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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