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simonitro at 12:58PM, March 30, 2007

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Granted, but the second half of you would become a decayed rhino!

I wish rap, RnB, Pop, hip hop and Arabic music did not exist so, young generation listeners would listen to sensible styles of music.

Enjoy… Las Vegas-y

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RoronoaZoro at 6:32AM, April 2, 2007

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Granted, but something must takes it's place. Now there is now par, BnR, bob, pih poh, Cibara music to take it's place and the music is very similer so it drives you crazy.

I wish for riot to win the DD Civil War.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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shisno15 at 7:52AM, April 2, 2007

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Granted but shortly after the battle is over Riots team gets smashed by an ice cream truck. Riot survives but eventually goes insane because everyone on DD is dead.

I wish for a slice of cake

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RoronoaZoro at 6:38AM, April 4, 2007

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Granted but it's a flavor you hate.

I wish my computer would run faster.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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shisno15 at 4:07PM, April 4, 2007

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Granted, but every time your on your new computer Yaoi ads pop up.

I wish that I didn't have to use a Mac.

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nerdsareinvading at 12:15PM, April 5, 2007

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granted…you dont have to use a mac…but you are forced to anyhow and kill your self with the mouse ball…

i wish…for everything and nothing and something (ruin that!)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Aussie_kid at 7:35PM, April 5, 2007

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This will be fun.

Okay, You are granted everything, only to have it all taken away from you to leave you with nothing, I feel bad for you and give you something. That something turns out to be the one thing you would have never wanted. (Never said I couldn't grant it in parts)

I wish to be greater than Chuck Norris

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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Evil_Snuffkin at 7:03PM, April 9, 2007

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Granted, but he becomes so jealous that he kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had an army of giant pink turtles.

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Aussie_kid at 5:27AM, April 10, 2007

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Granted. Some one picks up one of the turtles and throws it at you. It cracks open your skull and you can't move. The turtles decide to eat your remains without killing you first.

I wish that every one had their perfect mate and every one was too busy being with their new partner to even care about ruining my wish.

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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AQua_ng at 5:37AM, April 10, 2007

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Done. But, there's an odd number of people in the world. You're the remainder.

I wish for my PC to be fixed.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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Glarg at 6:23AM, April 10, 2007

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AQua_ng
Done. But, there's an odd number of people in the world. You're the remainder.

I wish for my PC to be fixed.

Fine..But that Wish Costed 8 Terabytes and 48 Gigabytes.

I wish I had a fried Drumstick.

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RoronoaZoro at 11:13AM, April 10, 2007

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Granted but you get sick from it.

I wish McChocobo's was a real restrant.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 11:25AM, April 11, 2007

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granted its a real resturant but it goes out of busnes because there are no chocobos

RIP TD :cry2:

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Evil_Snuffkin at 4:56PM, April 11, 2007

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Because you didn't make a wish you get thrown into the void and go insane.

I wish I could control time.

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nerdsareinvading at 5:10PM, April 11, 2007

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granted…but only temporarily…you stop time and then you lose your time control ability and destroy yourself for beingm so stupid…

i wish i qwas a furgolopsolousificationifiedableoptionaladoptionalpoop

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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RoronoaZoro at 5:43AM, April 12, 2007

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granted but I don't know what that is so I kill you cause you are on Zac's side… Go Riot!

I wish I was Arch-Angel Zero

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 8:02AM, April 12, 2007

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granted. but he dosent have any power and we have no way to charge him and wont have a way to charge him untill you die

i wish that there was peace once agin in the drunk duck

RIP TD :cry2:

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Glarg at 9:17AM, April 12, 2007

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Granted, but then it goes back to its usual insane routine.

I wish I had a pet Ookapi.

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RoronoaZoro at 9:44AM, April 12, 2007

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Granted but it dies.

I wish for a Chaos Emerald!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Glarg at 9:55AM, April 12, 2007

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Granted…but it blows up and takes you with it.

I wish I was a giant robot.

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AQua_ng at 12:22PM, April 12, 2007

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Done. Batteries not included.

I wish for some strawberries.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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RoronoaZoro at 6:19AM, April 13, 2007

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Granted but they have gone bad.

I wish for a Magicians Quest.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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riku valentine at 7:58AM, April 14, 2007

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granted but the magician says you got it wrong and you get eaten by a dragon.

i wish there were more readers for my comic.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Aussie_kid at 3:52AM, April 15, 2007

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Granted, but they're all flamers who tell people to stay away from your comic

I wish I had a hot nymphomaniac girl as a stalker (Please be original with this one)

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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riku valentine at 5:05AM, April 15, 2007

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granted, but it turns out she's a zombie.

I wish I knew where I could find sonic BG's for my next comic.

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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Evil_Snuffkin at 11:56AM, April 15, 2007

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Granted, they're in an undeground labrynth full of rabid man eatting hedgehogs that devour you on sight.

I wish I owned the tallest tower in the world to look down and mock those below me from.

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 12:28PM, April 15, 2007

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Granted, but I don't give you any way to get down. Jump?

I wish I had a peaceful tree in my room.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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riku valentine at 1:08PM, April 15, 2007

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granted but it falls over and crushes you.

i wish i could be more ceative

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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shisno15 at 6:37PM, April 15, 2007

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Granted but you can only use your creativity, once every thousand years.

I wish, I knew what to wish for.

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Aussie_kid at 7:06AM, April 16, 2007

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Granted. You realise you could have made an unbreakable wish and kill yourself for not thinking it up

I wish I was the ruler of the world (Again, be creative please)

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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