Granted, but it was Cthulhu who turned you insane, also making you his mind-slave.
I wish you could read this.

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Cthulhu
at 1:07PM, May 26, 2007
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Aussie_kid
at 7:01PM, May 26, 2007
Granted. But every one kills you for making them work
I wish I had a stepford wife who was incredibly loyal to me
I wish I had a stepford wife who was incredibly loyal to me
Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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Cthulhu
at 7:22PM, May 26, 2007
Granted, but your best friend kills you, because he is so jealous.
I wish that we could change our passwords.
I wish that we could change our passwords.
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AQua_ng
at 1:26AM, May 27, 2007
Okay, but I get to make them up.
I wish I didn't have this sore throat.
I wish I didn't have this sore throat.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Cthulhu
at 5:00AM, May 27, 2007
Granted, but now you have strep throat. Which is about fifty times worse.
I wish that I didn't have to take my turn.
I wish that I didn't have to take my turn.
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ZeroVX
at 11:37AM, May 27, 2007
Granted, but then you miss your chance to confuse everyone with a different wish.
I wish for a random superpower.
I wish for a random superpower.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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AQua_ng
at 11:55AM, May 27, 2007
You get…the power of throwing up worms.
I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.
I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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yaz47
at 12:33PM, May 27, 2007
granted,but a plane lands on your house a few minutes later.
I wish I had a news paper.
I wish I had a news paper.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Cthulhu
at 12:51PM, May 27, 2007
Granted, but Rosie O Donell is on the front page, causing your eyes to burn.
I wish 2+2=fish.
I wish 2+2=fish.
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yaz47
at 3:49PM, May 27, 2007
Granted,but you have to go back to grade school,becuase it turns out you failed first grade.
I finally got my scanner running.
I wish life was a comic.
I finally got my scanner running.
I wish life was a comic.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Cthulhu
at 4:16PM, May 27, 2007
Granted, but it's a SPRITE COMIC!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
I wish 2+2=6.
I wish 2+2=6.
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I like zelda
at 4:41PM, May 27, 2007
granted, but now all your teachers are freaking out because all their life they taught 2+2=4 and now they find you and kill you for changing it.
I wish I had an ice cream cone
I wish I had an ice cream cone
I wonder how someone convinced me to go outside. I have a sunburn now. :'(
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Cthulhu
at 6:01PM, May 27, 2007
Granted, but it's Pistachio!!!
After reading all this; I wish 2+2=4.
After reading all this; I wish 2+2=4.
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yaz47
at 8:14PM, May 27, 2007
Granted,you have to take first grade AGAIN, because you faled after marking everything, 2+2=fish and 2+2=6…
i wish Dragons ruled the world.
i wish Dragons ruled the world.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Cthulhu
at 8:27PM, May 27, 2007
Granted, but then I woke from my slumber, and killed them all.
I wish for nothing.
I wish for nothing.
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ZeroVX
at 10:49AM, May 28, 2007
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Cthulhu
at 11:03AM, May 28, 2007
Granted, but the wish-granter misheard you, and he turned you into an ant.
I wish for a million dollars.
I wish for a million dollars.
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veritan
at 11:43AM, May 28, 2007
Granted, a large pile on money has appeared somewhere in the Pacific.
I wish for a clean pair of socks.
I wish for a clean pair of socks.
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yaz47
at 12:18PM, May 29, 2007
Granted,but the wish granter misheard you.You are now owner of a clean pair of rocks, merry christmas.
I wish I was a pebble.
I wish I was a pebble.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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ZeroVX
at 3:09PM, May 29, 2007
Granted, you are swept into the sea and never heard from again.
I wish that my brother wasn't an arrogant pr….pinhead.(This may sound familiar to some of you)
I wish that my brother wasn't an arrogant pr….pinhead.(This may sound familiar to some of you)
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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yaz47
at 7:56PM, May 29, 2007
Granted,He's now an arrogant billionare. HA HA!
I wish I Had a soul.
I wish I Had a soul.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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pillinjer
at 5:57PM, May 30, 2007
Granted…however it possess you and you lose control of yourself
I Wish I could fly
I Wish I could fly
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Cthulhu
at 6:08PM, May 30, 2007
Granted, you fly. For five seconds, and fall. And die.
I wish for a random item.
I wish for a random item.
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yaz47
at 6:41PM, May 31, 2007
Granted, but it's an active bomb, that goes off 3 seconds after you recieve it.
I wish I had nothing.
I wish I had nothing.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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Aussie_kid
at 6:26AM, June 11, 2007
Granted. You lose everything, including your gender. Every one laughs at you and calls you a freak. Then scientists breaks you open to study you while you're alive, causing you to die very slowly and painfully.
I wish some one would make the greatest comic ever and never stop updating it (When they die, their ghosts come back and possess computers to continue the comic) and it never loses it's awesomeness or originality
I wish some one would make the greatest comic ever and never stop updating it (When they die, their ghosts come back and possess computers to continue the comic) and it never loses it's awesomeness or originality
Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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ZeroVX
at 7:18AM, June 11, 2007
Granted, it's awesomeness is so great that the world implodes.(It probably had ninja-pirates.)
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HELP ME WITH MY COMIC! SERIOUSLY! IS IT SO HARD TO-*goes off into rant*
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD HELP ME WITH MY COMIC! SERIOUSLY! IS IT SO HARD TO-*goes off into rant*
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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tokyopimp5764
at 10:56AM, June 11, 2007
granted but they screw the storyline all to hell and everyone hates it.
i wish that i was a admin
i wish that i was a admin
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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veritan
at 12:02PM, June 11, 2007
Granted, but then the server and half the internets commit suicide.
I wish for a pet dog
I wish for a pet dog
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tokyopimp5764
at 12:19PM, June 11, 2007
granted but you forget to get it's raibee's shots and it bites you infecting you with raibee's
ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764
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ZeroVX
at 4:05PM, June 11, 2007
You forgot your own wish, dude.
I wish we didn't have to fight this Civil War. Can't we all get along?
I wish we didn't have to fight this Civil War. Can't we all get along?
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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