Granted we all get along in years very rapidly, and die of old age instead of fighting in the civil war, but because we aged so fast, we didn't leave a message behind to those that came after us, and they made all the mistakes we did. So hey, WE don't have to fight, but it'll happen eventually.
I wish I knew the question of life, because the answer is ‘42’.
MAFIA... and other forum games
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mystery
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drgngrl
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granted but when u figure the question out you will be killed because the top secret information should not be known in the first place
i wish i knew EXACTLY why the chicken crossed the road
i wish i knew EXACTLY why the chicken crossed the road
(\__/) | This is Bunny.
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(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
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(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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Aussie_kid
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Granted, but you discover it was to castrate you.
I wish it would only rain in areas that needed it and there were no longer any floods or droughts
I wish it would only rain in areas that needed it and there were no longer any floods or droughts
Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are
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kalliikak
at 12:06AM, June 15, 2007
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Wish granted. The world's geography changes to remove all mountains and low lying areas, preventing the possibility of flooding by creating a uniform surface such that no water can collect. All oceans, lakes and rivers dry up, killing sea life. Perfect amounts of precipitation turn deserts and the dried ocean beds into lush jungles. The rain is only ever enough to wet the ground. The lack of standing water makes it increasingly difficult to produce drinking water for all the remaining animal life. The increase in humidity causes the temperature of the earth to sore near the equator and dip dramatically near the poles. The humidity also makes the air harder to breath and allows molds and bacteria to grow unchecked causing allergies and disease. The atmosphere becomes so oxygen rich due to the increase in plant life, that flash fires caused by the smallest of sparks become a huge threat to all life, despite the prompt rains to help quench the flames.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
edit: i made the apostrophes look like apostrophes and not gibberish.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
edit: i made the apostrophes look like apostrophes and not gibberish.
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Evil_Snuffkin
at 10:06AM, June 15, 2007
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You don't have to make a wish… someone else makes it for you and completely messes up your life.
I wish for a brighter outlook on life.
I wish for a brighter outlook on life.
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bluebot092
at 10:13AM, June 15, 2007
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wish granted you find out you have aids and your still happy and months later you die
i wish for nothing
i wish for nothing
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Evil_Snuffkin
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The universe is wiped clean, leaving an empty void.
I wish for a pogo stick.
I wish for a pogo stick.
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bluebot092
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wish granted you get a stick with the pogo lable on it
i wish i was god
i wish i was god
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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yaz47
at 3:37PM, June 15, 2007
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Granted, you are a god, but since you are a god you have all the knowledge of the universe, and you know what will happen if you do all the stuff you wanted to do if you were a god, you don't do anything.
I wish I was nothing.
I wish I was nothing.
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bluebot092
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wish granted you fade away into nothing
i wish i didnt have a wish
i wish i didnt have a wish
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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yaz47
at 4:59PM, June 17, 2007
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Granted, you never had a wish.
I wish my dog didn't just do “that” on the couch. eew.
I wish my dog didn't just do “that” on the couch. eew.
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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veritan
at 6:25PM, June 17, 2007
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Granted, your dog now did “that” on the bed.
I wish I didn't keep losing my stuff
I wish I didn't keep losing my stuff
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bluebot092
at 7:44PM, June 17, 2007
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wish granted all of your things get stolen not lost
i wish i had every single piece of sonic the hedgehog toys
i wish i had every single piece of sonic the hedgehog toys
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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fern
at 8:18PM, June 17, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately every toy got a rating of 6.4 on IGN.com
I wish I didn't make fun of Sonic so much.
I wish I didn't make fun of Sonic so much.
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bluebot092
at 8:24PM, June 17, 2007
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wish granted you love sonic so much when the annouced they are gonan stop making sonic stuff you comment suicide
i wish i could get people to read my comic
i wish i could get people to read my comic
I don't have ADD you're just boring me.
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Waluigi
at 10:16AM, June 18, 2007
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Granted. Everyone in the world reads your comic, but they all hate it so much, they kill you.
I wish that I had World Domination and that this wish wouldn't get ruined.
I wish that I had World Domination and that this wish wouldn't get ruined.
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ZeroVX
at 10:49AM, June 18, 2007
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Granted, except every mod bands together against you because you broke the rules, and you get shot off into space.
I wish people would laugh at my new avatar.
I wish people would laugh at my new avatar.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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veritan
at 11:12AM, June 18, 2007
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Granted. I giggles at your avatar, as does everyone else. You are no longer taken seriously ever again.
I wish I had some M&M's
I wish I had some M&M's
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drgngrl
at 4:30PM, June 23, 2007
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Aussie_kid
Granted, but you discover it was to castrate you.
I wish it would only rain in areas that needed it and there were no longer any floods or droughts
ima girl…
granted but you will recieve a downpour of M&M's. you won't be able to breath air. the M&M's will fill your lungs and plug your nose. they will clog your windpipe then hold you in place to where you cannot move anywhere but the M&Ms will keep on coming and eventually will cover and bury your lifeless body so deep that no one will be able to find you
i wish it was tuesday
(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!
help my comic styles! its http://www.drunkduck.com/Donotread/
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fern
at 9:29PM, June 23, 2007
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Granted, but nothing comes out on TV that night.
I wish, I had a funnier response to that wish…
I wish, I had a funnier response to that wish…
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ZeroVX
at 4:07AM, June 24, 2007
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Granted, it's so funny that you die of laughter before you even post it.
I wish I knew why this mouse kept conking out on me.
I wish I knew why this mouse kept conking out on me.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Will
at 5:09AM, June 24, 2007
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granted, it turns out the government was controlling your mouse, but since you found out, you are killed to prevent a leak.
i wish i could find the perfect woman partner
i wish i could find the perfect woman partner
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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veritan
at 8:55AM, June 24, 2007
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Granted, you've found the perfect woman partner, but she is already dating/married to that one jerk from high school.
I wish I didn't have to wear pants.
I wish I didn't have to wear pants.
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LIZARD_B1TE
at 10:58AM, June 24, 2007
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Granted. The world changes so that no one wears pants anymore. In order to keep decency, the world compensates by removing all *ahem* naughty bits, thereby preventing people from reproducing. Thus, the human race is destroyed. Way to go.
I wish I had a wish that couldn't possibly be ruined.
I wish I had a wish that couldn't possibly be ruined.
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ZeroVX
at 11:44AM, June 24, 2007
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Granted, except that Terminal kills you for cheating.
I wish for pizza.
I wish for pizza.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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fern
at 12:24PM, June 24, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately the pizza is from Pizza Hut.
I wish Pizza Hut's pizza wouldn't suck so much.
I wish Pizza Hut's pizza wouldn't suck so much.
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yaz47
at 2:53PM, June 24, 2007
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Granted, all other locations selling pizza are bombed, thus making Pizza Hut's pizza taste better, because there is no other pizza to compare it to.
I wish I had a cookie
I wish I had a cookie
(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
(> < )
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fern
at 6:46PM, June 24, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately the cookie is made by your evil long-lost grandma.
I wish my grandpa ran the 4k marathon with me.
I wish my grandpa ran the 4k marathon with me.
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Will
at 7:14AM, June 25, 2007
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granted, your grandfather finds the strength to run a marathon with you, but has a hear- uh…
i mean, he wins it, becomes the oldest person to win the 4k marathon, and gets so swept up in fame and that guinness world records crowd that you never see him again. suck it :D
i wish for a pencil that could magically change its thickness at my command, never ran out of lead and had an eraser on the back that never ran out either… and wasnt freakishly heavy, just the weight of a normal pencil… and i dont want any ZOMBIE pencils, i dont want to… turn into a pencil myself, and i don't want any other weird surprises, got it??
i mean, he wins it, becomes the oldest person to win the 4k marathon, and gets so swept up in fame and that guinness world records crowd that you never see him again. suck it :D
i wish for a pencil that could magically change its thickness at my command, never ran out of lead and had an eraser on the back that never ran out either… and wasnt freakishly heavy, just the weight of a normal pencil… and i dont want any ZOMBIE pencils, i dont want to… turn into a pencil myself, and i don't want any other weird surprises, got it??
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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ZeroVX
at 11:35AM, June 25, 2007
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OK, but after receiving the pencil, it rats to the mods that you cheated, and they stab you with it.
I wish for the new Harry Potter game.
I wish for the new Harry Potter game.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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