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fern at 11:18AM, July 1, 2007

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Thanks for reading the rules, Evil.

I wish people followed the rules.

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SomaX at 12:16PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted, but those people are the mods.

I wish Elvis was still alive.

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veritan at 12:27PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted, Elvis never died. But because he is about 72 or so, all he ever does now is complain about today's youngsters.

I wish I had someone to play chess with.

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bluebot092 at 1:11PM, July 1, 2007

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wish granted you shrink down to a chees piece and all of the pieces come alive you then get killed by a knight.

i wish i had a wii

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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SomaX at 2:41PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted, but since you are so nice, you give it to me. ^_^

I wish my grass would cut itself.

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veritan at 2:58PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted, now your grass is emo.

I wish the weather wasn't so hot.

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fern at 3:05PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted! Now the weather is extremely hot!

I wish I had 3 feet!

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SomaX at 3:11PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted, but the 3rd is microscopic and resides on your left pinky.

I wish I had a puppy

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fern at 3:15PM, July 1, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately your puppy turned out to be a raisin in disguise.

I wish I were God.

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bluebot092 at 3:25AM, July 2, 2007

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wish granted your now god but people started to make other religeons and you got so mad you made everyhting dissapper.

i wish i was a transformer robot

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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ZeroVX at 5:47AM, July 2, 2007

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Granted, you can turn into a dildo.

(That was bad)

I wish I didn't have a selfish dad.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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veritan at 12:54PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted, your dad donates everything you own to charity.

I wish I could do magic tricks.

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fern at 1:00PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately your local church considers that WITCHCRAFT and burn you at the stake!!!

I wish for 30 more gigs on my iPod.

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veritan at 3:44PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted, but all that memory will only hold songs by Hillary Duff, Hannah Montana, Avril Lavigne, Cher, Britney Spears, Fergie, and various boy bands that make you question your sexual orientation.

I wish I had a paper hat.

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dangerfunk at 4:15PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted, but now everyone in Greenpeace hates you for the 25 trees that were cut down to make that hat.

I wish I hadn't stepped on that spider this morning.

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bluebot092 at 4:45PM, July 2, 2007

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wish granted you sleep past stepping on the spider but it got in your room and guess what…it was a black widow

i wish i was the master at video games

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 5:35PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted! You are the master of video games… unfortunately another title comes with the master of video games. Master of Losers.

I wish Sonic were gay.

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bluebot092 at 6:25PM, July 2, 2007

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wish gratned all the people that work at the sonic fast food reastraunt are gays aor lez but you end up eating a drugged burger over there and guess what the next day you wake up in a man's or girls house.

i wish i could fly

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 6:39PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately all the gay people from Sonic shot you down and converted you to Gayism.

I wish Sonic THE HEDGEHOG was gay.

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Cthulhu at 6:45PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted! Sonic the hedgehog is now very happy!

I wish for a Subway sub with turkey, lettece, and cheese.

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bluebot092 at 7:04PM, July 2, 2007

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wish granted except the turky was still alive and ate the chese and lettuce and you

i wish i was shadow the hedgehog

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 7:56PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted! You are now a half-baked idea created by Sega!

I wish I respected Sega.

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bluebot092 at 8:14PM, July 2, 2007

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wish granted now you like sega more and hate nintendo more and mario came to your house and killed you

i wish i was a cat

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 8:26PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted! Oddly enough, you are respected more as a cat.

I wish I were in the Matrix!

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yaz47 at 8:35PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted. But, you are one of thos agent guys and got kicked in the face by Keanu Reeves.

I wish for snakes!

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(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
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bluebot092 at 8:55PM, July 2, 2007

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wish grsnted except you didnt feed them and dicided to bite you oh did i forget to say how poison and eadly they are?

i wish i was a 16 year old boy

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 8:58PM, July 2, 2007

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16-year-old what?!

I wish bluebot092 would double-check his posts before posting.

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bluebot092 at 9:01PM, July 2, 2007

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wish granted just look up above but he then forgot how much money had\

i wish i had infanite money

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 9:02PM, July 2, 2007

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Wish granted! But by having infinite money, you caused inflation thus making currency completely worthless!!! GOOD JOB BLUE'!!!

I wish I shot J.R.

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bluebot092 at 9:09PM, July 2, 2007

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wish granted but you got the death penalty 2 days later

i wish fern was nice to me once in a while

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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