Granted, but the Pope pilfers it from you. Good thing too, I think I saw Michael Jackson behind you.
I wish I had a good book to read.
MAFIA... and other forum games
Ruin A Wish game
veritan
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fern
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Granted! You are now reading The Secret!
I too wish for a good book to read.
I too wish for a good book to read.
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veritan
at 1:13PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted, you are now reading Prey, but it spontaneously combusts before you are able to finish it.
I wish there weren't so many spiders in my room.
I wish there weren't so many spiders in my room.
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fern
at 1:39PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted! Your room is now filled with the next thing you have a fear of.
I wish my room wasn't filled with so many Spider-Man stuff.
I wish my room wasn't filled with so many Spider-Man stuff.
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veritan
at 2:09PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted, it is now filled with Hello Kitty stuff.
I wish had some ice cream.
I wish had some ice cream.
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fern
at 2:13PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately JULY IS NATIONAL ICE CREAM MONTH! So you just broke the law there missy.
I wish I knew veritan's gender…
I wish I knew veritan's gender…
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ZeroVX
at 2:13PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted, you are now trapped in a freezer with a lot of ice cream. Enjoy!
I wish for the next Soul Calibur game to be out.
I wish for the next Soul Calibur game to be out.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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fern
at 2:15PM, June 28, 2007
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BEAT YAH TO THE PUNCH!!1
Granted!!! Unfortunately the next SC game will only feature that lameass character to play… YOU KNOW! UH HUH! HIM!!!
I wish I still knew veritan's gender…
Granted!!! Unfortunately the next SC game will only feature that lameass character to play… YOU KNOW! UH HUH! HIM!!!
I wish I still knew veritan's gender…
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veritan
at 2:34PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted, You know my gender. Or do you?
I wish I had a pet monkey.
I wish I had a pet monkey.
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Kohdok
at 3:41PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted. You now control the former alpha-male from the species “Poo-slinging, big-reared howling whooping spider money”. Enjoy the fecal fusillade!
I wish I had Batman's utility belt, complete with Bat Cookies!
I wish I had Batman's utility belt, complete with Bat Cookies!
highest rating so far has been #11 in comic books, #13 overall. It's pageviews are almost half a million!!
Croi Dhubh
Holy f***ing win!
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fern
at 7:52PM, June 28, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately the cookies gave you diabetes.
I wish for a digital watch!
I wish for a digital watch!
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Will
at 1:25AM, June 29, 2007
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granted, you now have a digital watch. unfortunately, it was george bushes stolen (lol) watch, and the first time you wear it outside secret services kill you and take it.
i wish i had the best game ever… no…
i wish i could MAKE the best game ever!
i wish i had the best game ever… no…
i wish i could MAKE the best game ever!
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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Eagle
at 3:14PM, June 29, 2007
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Granted, you create the best game ever to be spawned. Unfortunatly as you are about to hand it over to be produced it explodes for no reason. Your face also explodes.
I wish I knew the names of every squad member of the 1966 England world cup team.
(Ha.)
I wish I knew the names of every squad member of the 1966 England world cup team.
(Ha.)
Enema.
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fern
at 12:08AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately you still get headbutted by Zidane!
I wish Soccer were legal in the US.
I wish Soccer were legal in the US.
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SomaX
at 12:20AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted. Soccer is legal, but all house hold plants must be moved to Antarctica.
I wish the sun would explode.
I wish the sun would explode.
~*~ 
#253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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fern
at 12:43AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunetly the Moon is now the new Sun. Which is 10x stronger than the original Sun.
I wish for 99 cents.
I wish for 99 cents.
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SomaX
at 12:46AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but it is all in pennies, so your pocket bursts open and all but one penny falls down into a sewer…then it rains…
I wish for a new pink eraser.
I wish for a new pink eraser.
~*~ #253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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fern
at 12:48AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately some people will mistake the colour with HOT PINK.
I wish for 2500 posts.
I wish for 2500 posts.
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SomaX
at 12:53AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but only if you keep posting until you have 2500 posts.
I wish my parents would stop fighting
I wish my parents would stop fighting
~*~ #253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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fern
at 12:56AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately everyone is human.
I wish that edit line wasn't there at the bottom right.
I wish that edit line wasn't there at the bottom right.
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SomaX
at 12:59AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but only on the posts that you do not or have not edited.
I wish I had a sharp, pointy object(yay razors).
I wish I had a sharp, pointy object(yay razors).
~*~ #253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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fern
at 1:10AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately your local Church community found out about your wish and is currently performing an exorcist!
I wish for some puffy-directing pants!
I wish for some puffy-directing pants!
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SomaX
at 1:17AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but when you put them in the wash after spilling coffee on them, they shrunk and were no longer puffy.
I wish I knew how to mombo.
I wish I knew how to mombo.
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fern
at 1:21AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted! Unfortunately, you're the only one who knows how to Mombo.
I wish I wouldn't rock so much…
I wish I wouldn't rock so much…
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SomaX
at 2:07AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted. You rock more. In fact, you are the world's greatest rockstar, for about 2 weeks, then you start doing drugs like every other celebrity in the world and die of some related disease.
I wish God did not hate me.
I wish God did not hate me.
~*~ #253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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ZeroVX
at 5:07AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, now Satan hates you instead.
I wish I knew what Fern was talking about.
No idea who you mean, dude.
I wish I knew what Fern was talking about.
Fern
Granted!!! Unfortunately the next SC game will only feature that lameass character to play… YOU KNOW! UH HUH! HIM!!!
No idea who you mean, dude.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Will
at 5:43AM, July 1, 2007
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granted. unfortunately, fern is impossible to understand, and you wishing to understand him has created a spacial paradox which destroys everything in existance in the blink of an eye.
nice one.
I wish to go to the toilet.
nice one.
I wish to go to the toilet.
Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.
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SomaX
at 8:17AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but you are going to fall in…
I wish that penguin would stop dancing.
I wish that penguin would stop dancing.
~*~ #253 in Comic Book/Story #344 Overall ~*~ #383 in Comic Book/Story #517 Overall
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ZeroVX
at 10:25AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but now there's a herd of jackalopes heading your way.
I wish I knew how to play Smoke On The Water on a guitar.
I wish I knew how to play Smoke On The Water on a guitar.
“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”
V for Vendetta, V.
V for Vendetta, V.
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Evil Demon 1369
at 11:07AM, July 1, 2007
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Granted, but you are crushed to death a few seconds later.
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