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yaz47 at 9:22PM, July 2, 2007

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Granted. She/He is so nice to you that you kill yourself.

I wish people would exept that I'm a girl.

(\__/)
(o.O )“I am Bunny!Copy me on to your signature or I dis-embowel you!”
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bluebot092 at 4:11AM, July 3, 2007

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wish granted everyone in the world know your a girl…but 2 years later they had to kill all girls :)

i wish i had a chao of my own

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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fern at 10:08AM, July 3, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately the Chaos caused a 21st century Black Death and everyone died! NICE GOING!

I wish I was nice to bluebot'.

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ZeroVX at 12:39PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted, you're so nice to him you eventually become obsessed with him and start stalking him.

I wish my brother was at summer camp this summer.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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fern at 12:47PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately this is the year Jason returns…

I wish I could rock like Smash Mouth.

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ZeroVX at 2:21PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted, but you slowly go into obscurity, never to be heard from again.

Fern
Granted! Unfortunately this is the year Jason returns…

This is bad, how?

I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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fern at 2:35PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately they actually used real bread, lettuce, tomatoes, ham, and cheese.

I wish I could beat-up Termy.

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bluebot092 at 4:03PM, July 3, 2007

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wish granted but you are sent to court the next day

i wish i was chuck norris

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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veritan at 4:29PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted. Your name is legally changed to “chuck norris”, but the Chuck Norris beats you up for stealing his name.

I wish I had a potato.

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Bekefel at 5:21PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted, but everybody knows Potatoes have small dicks.

I wish something would prevent me from ever use my running “small dicks” gag in this forum again.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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fern at 7:28PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted! You are sued by an immature 13-year-old.

I wish Jesus would be in my Baseball team.

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Bekefel at 7:45PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted, Jesus is in your team. But upon noticing Jesus in your team, the opposition hire God who changes the reality of the game so that they win no matter what.

I wish fern were a girl so I could totally do her.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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bluebot092 at 8:34PM, July 3, 2007

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wish granted fern is a girl but you didnt wish to know here she was so you dont know anything about her so you cant do her

i wish i was the tails doll

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Bekefel at 8:38PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted, but you are made of a cheap fabric and therefore suck.

I wish I understood what the fuck bluebot said after “wish granted”.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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fern at 9:16PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted! Blue' was watching Sonic X while typing without looking.

I wish I was Jesus' half-brother.

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Adenn at 11:41PM, July 3, 2007

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Granted You are jesus' half brother but you get jelous of Jesus being your brother and sibling rivalry forces you to try to be better than him and that sends you to hell

I wish I has anime hair

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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Aussie_kid at 12:44AM, July 4, 2007

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granted. It's so tall and spikey that you lose balance and fall into some one you care about head first. You hair then spears them.

I wish people stopped using ‘l33t’ speak

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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Adenn at 12:50AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted everyone gets more literate so litereate that we cant understand them and and everyone dies

I wish I had a coke

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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fern at 12:58AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately you OD'd!

I wish I were sleeping.

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Bekefel at 1:13AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted, but to wake up you shall need a kiss from a fair maiden. (Lefarce)

I wish I could have my hair as long as ozones. lol!

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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bluebot092 at 2:35AM, July 4, 2007

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wish granted but its so bit that it gets cought on a building and it gets pulled off your scalp :)

i wish fern would fuck off

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Bekefel at 2:42AM, July 4, 2007

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Refused, you suck.

I wish bluebot didn't suck so much.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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ZeroVX at 4:09AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted, now YOU suck too much.

I wish Bekefel wasn't such an ass.

“If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost 100,000 people…..would you really wanna know?”

V for Vendetta, V.

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Bekefel at 5:20AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted, but I become so awesome that you fall in love with me and I have kick your ass for coming onto me when I am blatantly not gay.

I wish I was Eddie Vedder.

Please, please, you give me too little credit.

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Will at 6:35AM, July 4, 2007

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granted, but i dont know who that is, so you are now a hobo.

i wish for 6 computer monitors working on my one computer :D

(and the monitors have to all be 30" really good ones)

Will
putting your own quote into your sig is the post pretentious and pathetic thing anyone could ever do.

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Krensada at 8:50AM, July 4, 2007

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Six computer monitors get shipped to you but they all are loaded with hot pixels.

I wish for a hot dog with some mustard and relish. and some French fries on the side. crunchy ones with some good spices.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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fern at 10:57AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately it was made by me.

I wish blue' would stop caring whether I make fun of him or not. It's only a forum, get over it!

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Adenn at 11:35AM, July 4, 2007

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Granted Blue stops caring so you stop making fun of him and start to make fun of me but then I claw your eyes out cuz I dont take that shit

I WISH I HAD A PONY!!! :D

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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Krensada at 12:50PM, July 4, 2007

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Granted. The pony likes the taste of human flesh and has razor sharp teeth though.

I wish Um….I wish….hmm….well darn I know i wish for something…

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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fern at 1:10PM, July 4, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately you managed to make blue' whine and cry in the process and has now given you a “1” in your comic.

I wish for people to lighten-up and stop taking things seriously!!!

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