subcultured
i'm a lesbian

Really? So is my left foot!
You guys should really think about getting together…

worstcase
I can't keep a straight face, even at funerals. I just end up cracking up.

Ha! Same with me… I can't help it… ;)

Hawk

LoveandGuns
I'm legally blind in my left eye. Which sucks. <— I don't wear glasses for this problem, because it would be pointless besides trying to ‘protect’ the non-blind eye from getting damaged from whatever.

Wow, me too… Entirely blind in my left eye. Everything I've seen for my entire life has been in 2D.

:o Sorry to hear about that.

i worry….alot, i believe it's due to my mind wandering and always creating an alternate future–which ironically (maybe) has never even happened close to what i imagined. i dont know why i worry. maybe it's like playing roulette, eventually it's going to happen.

but it's not a constant. just sometimes….mostly when i work, and others when i'm far from home.

i currently have 7 mosquito bites on every limb of my body. LIMB. i just counted. and it itches.

seventy2
i currently have 7 mosquito bites on every limb of my body. LIMB. i just counted. and it itches.

Wow. You probably have malaria by now.

I have a speech problem. It takes a considerable effort to make “s” sounds. (A snake once wrapped itself around my foot and I yelled “help nake” I will more than likely “ax” you a question.)

I have unilateral neglect. Um… My brain can't use both eyes perfectly unless I distract the right side of my brain. So yeah, I'm yet another person that has a problem with his left eye.

I could not see gray until I was about 5 or so. I have never met anyone else like that.

A lot of left eye-problems in this thread…

I guess I should mention that I lost my eyesight in my left eye due to a bad case of Lazy Eye and unfortunately no matter what the doctors tried to do, they couldn't correct the problem. I was 12 when they officially stated I was blind in that eye.

Weird thing is I never really think of the fact that I am ‘half’ blind. Seriously, sometimes I have to go to the hospital for certain issues and they always ask if I have any medical issues they should know about… and I completely miss telling them. So either someone else mentions it to the check-in staff, or I end up telling the doctor later on.

Interesting fact(s) about me: When I was born I wasn't breathing and needed oxygen for a few minutes in order to ‘kick start’ my lungs.

I knew the 10 commandments (and the Golden Rule) by the time I was 3-4 years old and spoke out to the entire church when priest asked if anyone knew them by heart. x3 Just a little happy, childhood moment for me.

Yikes! I knew lazy eye could be bad, but not THAT bad… I have it too, but it hasn't caused me problems yet (but I still have to wear glasses).

I'm 20 and still afraid of the dark…
and I have a laundry obsession…I wash clothes two to three times a week.

boo everyone else has cooler weird facts…

kitsunekage
I have a speech problem. It takes a considerable effort to make “s” sounds. (A snake once wrapped itself around my foot and I yelled “help nake” I will more than likely “ax” you a question.)

Don't feel bad. I'm self conscious about my “s” attempts too. Unless I put in a very conscious effort at pronunciation, mine sound like “th.” I think my tongue is too big or something.

SeriousQuiche
I'm 20 and still afraid of the dark…

I am too. But only when I have watched a scary movie.

*hug* it's OK. The dark wont eat you. I Promise. ;)

i have malariea

:3

I can hold my pee in forever.

I hate sparkles so much that I ran out of an art room because someone hinted that I would be using sparkles that day. They're awfully nasty to me.

I'm a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

I also don't actually exist.

I've had to pick up mangled body parts of some of my greatest friends from the side of the road.

I'm a guy who can cook.

I'm an insufferable asshole.

I like pie.

I'm a narcissist.

I really don't care for webcomics, with a select few as an exception.

notlikelytocare
I'm a guy who can cook.

Damn. I lol'd at this.

Darn your awesome blog-post. Dx

notlikelytocare
I've had to pick up mangled body parts of some of my greatest friends from the side of the road.

I'm a guy who can cook.

Hmm disturbing.

that first sentence he said, caused a friend of mine to commit suicide…he had to do the same thing.

I can imagine.

notlikelytocare
I'm a guy who can cook.

Hmm disturbing.

notlikelytocare
I've had to pick up mangled body parts of some of my greatest friends from the side of the road.

Hear that? It's a terribly sad thing. It would shock an ordinary man and make him feel very sorry for you. But I can lol at that as well.



…I don't think I can even feel my face anymore…

Oh…I'm cross-eye dominate. When I fire my hand gun I use my left eye. However, when using a shotgun and a rifle, I can't use my left eye…it's always my right…

I don't mind autopsies and have eaten spaghetti during them.

I often hold my socks together after getting them out of the drawer and put the left side one on my right foot then the right side one on my left foot…I don't know why.

I love getting dressed up, but hate having people telling me to dress nicely or in a manner that “Hey, this is the ‘in’ thing right now.”

Oh, and I am HORRIBLE at math, but I got an A- in theoretical physics…

The sound of Styrofoam rubbing together causes pain in my teeth.

I enjoy the smell of chlorine. It's almost fragrant to me.

The one wisdom tooth I didn't have removed has an extra cusp on the side of it, so it's like a fierce mutant tooth. Sadly, this does not help much in eating steak, which I have great difficulty chewing.

I can pop the joints on the base of my thumb inwards towards my palm at will. Weirdly, this doesn't seem to e an ability I was born with.

I entertain the notion of myself as an amateur roboticist, even though I can only build the simplest electric motor based machines.

…That's all I can think of.

Sea_Cow
feel very sorry for you. But I can lol at that as well.

Given that is is a webcomic forum where a lot of people's interaction is superficial and facile at best, it's hardly something to be worried about. Especially since his next like says he's a good cook. That makes it funny. ^_^

Now, if you were put into that very position- having some good friends, they get blown up and you actually have to scavenge for the bits yourself-, instead of sitting behind a monitor and keyboard reading about- then you might feel something a little different.
don't get reading something and actual reality and experience mixed up; they're very different things. ;)

——————

Croi Dhubh
I don't mind autopsies and have eaten spaghetti during them.

You'd be perfect for an 80's cop show…

I have all of my wisdom teeth :)

ozoneocean

Croi Dhubh
I don't mind autopsies and have eaten spaghetti during them.

You'd be perfect for an 80's cop show…

I've been told people can picture me standing over a dead body with a cup of coffee talking about the problems I'm having getting a Christmas gift for my wife *L*

ozoneocean
Now, if you were put into that very position- having some good friends, they get blown up and you actually have to scavenge for the bits yourself-, instead of sitting behind a monitor and keyboard reading about- then you might feel something a little different.

I laughed because it made me believe in karma, so don't feel bad sea-cow.


But you are quite right, people on the net being buffeted with viral ‘two girls one cup’ type vids and 4chan idiocy tend to forget this. (myself included)

ummm….i'm not a rastafarian. i'm not into goth or trance music. i do not sell weed, nor do i have a constant supply on my person.

i suffer from arrested development where as i am still transfixed on g.i.joe and star wars and action figures and video games and comics. which apparently is my way of shirking responsibilities of a “grown up” life….but, meh…..who the hell wants to be boring?

i also don't like to touch elevator buttons with my bare skin. they are gross and i feel like i am locked in a small room with a million diseases.

Ironscarfs Ghost
Whenever I get some time to myself, which isn't too often these days, I spend it in a graveyard or cemetery. This is more entertaining to me than anything else I can think of.

I wanna go to that fancy old graveyard in London! (The one they don't let you wander around in by yourself… :( )

subcultured
most men are driven mad by skool's beautiful visage

Yeah it's kinda like how when you are forced to stare into the heartless endless depths of space and reality warps because you are abandoned in infinity and you go mad. And then my face snakes come out and bite you and it's ok because you wanted to die. Now quiet you guys before my internet anonymity is ruined!

I never properly learned to ride a bike and I can't whistle. =/

Good for you, I hate whistlers :)

Sea_Cow

notlikelytocare
I've had to pick up mangled body parts of some of my greatest friends from the side of the road.

Hear that? It's a terribly sad thing. It would shock an ordinary man and make him feel very sorry for you. But I can lol at that as well.



…I don't think I can even feel my face anymore…

Oh, I can laugh about it now, it's not like they'll get offended. =D

notlikelytocare

Sea_Cow

notlikelytocare
I've had to pick up mangled body parts of some of my greatest friends from the side of the road.

Hear that? It's a terribly sad thing. It would shock an ordinary man and make him feel very sorry for you. But I can lol at that as well.



…I don't think I can even feel my face anymore…

Oh, I can laugh about it now, it's not like they'll get offended. =D

Really? Okay. lol, dead people.