What's with the green duck???
Is it a St. Paddy's day thing gone awry??

Comic Talk and General Discussion *
The Duck
MadTarnsman
at 2:35AM, June 9, 2011
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JustNoPoint
at 4:00AM, June 9, 2011
Kyo's gator has no color at all. The Duck is green…. Logic would conclude the duck stole the color from the gator!
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Genejoke
at 4:40AM, June 9, 2011
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JustNoPoint
at 5:35AM, June 9, 2011
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Product Placement
at 11:38AM, June 9, 2011
And here I thought this was another complaint about the upcoming name change.
The duck has always been this way. He's also a famous drunkard but according to Wowio he's currently going through the 12 step program.
So green and drunk = St. Patrick's day? You might be on to something here.
The duck has always been this way. He's also a famous drunkard but according to Wowio he's currently going through the 12 step program.
So green and drunk = St. Patrick's day? You might be on to something here.
Those were my two cents.
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MadTarnsman
at 3:36PM, June 9, 2011
I was just makin' small talk….tryin' to be friendly anyway!
A green duck is not the craziest thing I've seen…..online or off….
A green duck is not the craziest thing I've seen…..online or off….
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Product Placement
at 5:40PM, June 9, 2011
MadTarnsmanWell, I for one say it's high time we shake things up a little bit.
A green duck is not the craziest thing I've seen…..online or off….
What we need is edgy! Risqué! Bold! …and other words that I don't want to bother looking up in my thesaurus.
Might I suggest… a blue duck?
Those were my two cents.
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MadTarnsman
at 6:43PM, June 9, 2011
….hrrrrms…..an “edgy” duck, eh?
I may have to scribble on my sketch pad a bit…..
I may have to scribble on my sketch pad a bit…..
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Ally Haert
at 6:59PM, June 9, 2011
Gentlemen, gentlemen, allow me to shed some light on the subject. I think you'll all agree that all the mascot needs is just a little feminine touch…

“No one can go back to start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending,” Maria Ross.
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
at 7:37PM, June 9, 2011
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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MadTarnsman
at 7:49PM, June 9, 2011
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FormerDDer
at 1:09PM, June 13, 2011
You know, I've always wondered.. is there a Drunk Duck comic? Like, the Drunk Duck? I never actually thought to look for it, nor have I ever considered that the two characters next to the sites logo may be from said comic.
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skoolmunkee
at 2:19PM, June 13, 2011
Way back there were a couple of strips of “Duck and Quail”, but I suspect they're lost to history now. :]
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VegaX
at 3:29PM, June 13, 2011
skoolmunkee
Way back there were a couple of strips of “Duck and Quail”, but I suspect they're lost to history now. :]
Not sure how many that were made, not many i think, but i have a few of them saved. Quality wise I'd say they were overall pretty lame but.. kinda fun i suppose.

I'm gonna go and post up the ones i have here:
http://www.drunkduck.com/Duck_and_Quail/
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FormerDDer
at 5:06PM, June 13, 2011
Gah. That comic wasted a perfectly good punchline! I was SO hoping the “Down Duck” joke was going to be about the website being down every month and a half.
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bravo1102
at 1:47AM, June 14, 2011
Let us turn back the pages of time to the golden age of cartoon ducks.
When Donald or Daffy would get sick they would turn green. A few cartoons even showed Donald getting drunk and he turned green.
Drunk Duck has always been a sick duck. Therefore Druck Duck is green.
But what I want to know is viaduct? Why not a goose?
When Donald or Daffy would get sick they would turn green. A few cartoons even showed Donald getting drunk and he turned green.
Drunk Duck has always been a sick duck. Therefore Druck Duck is green.
But what I want to know is viaduct? Why not a goose?
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Ozoneocean
at 3:52AM, June 14, 2011
Speaking of cartoon ducks, I may have the answer.
Behold, Count Duckula, along with our faithful mascot:

notice a family resemblance?
It all fits… The Duck DD is named for was actually a DEAD duck. But it looked drunk I think…? Anyway, Count Duckula is also dead, and gets very drunk from blood, so he prefers tomato juice.
Is our Duck actually a vampire? O_O
I know this duck is a vamp…
Behold, Count Duckula, along with our faithful mascot:

notice a family resemblance?
It all fits… The Duck DD is named for was actually a DEAD duck. But it looked drunk I think…? Anyway, Count Duckula is also dead, and gets very drunk from blood, so he prefers tomato juice.
Is our Duck actually a vampire? O_O
I know this duck is a vamp…

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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
at 4:03AM, June 14, 2011
Thanks Oz, now I have a new fear. A fear of blood sucking vampire ducks roaming my neighborhood in packs. Great.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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gullas
at 10:13AM, June 14, 2011
OnlyFoolsAndVikings
Thanks Oz, now I have a new fear. A fear of green blood sucking vampire ducks roaming my neighborhood in packs accompanied by brown hawks. Great.
fixed


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skoolmunkee
at 10:31AM, June 14, 2011
Haha, thanks Vega!
It's always disturbed me slightly how the logo duck kind of has some arm muscles going on. I keep imagining him in a wifebeater and he gets like 5x more sinister.
It's always disturbed me slightly how the logo duck kind of has some arm muscles going on. I keep imagining him in a wifebeater and he gets like 5x more sinister.
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VegaX
at 3:40PM, June 14, 2011
ozoneocean
The Duck DD is named for was actually a DEAD duck. But it looked drunk I think…?

That image is from the very first site design and had a DEAD duck in it as that was the original concept name of the site. “Dead Duck.” However the domain deadduck.com was taken so it was changed to “drunk” as the image kinda looked like a drunk duck aswell and the domain drunkduck.com WAS available.
The duck is green because it is supposed to be a MALLARD duck. Early art of the duck even have the white neck line (like the above comic) but was later removed on more recent artwork.
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Skullbie
at 3:52PM, June 14, 2011
gullasFix'dOnlyFoolsAndVikings
Thanks Oz, now I have a new fear. A fear of green blood sucking vampire ducks roaming my neighborhood in packs accompanied by brown quails. Great.
fixed
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
at 5:58PM, June 14, 2011
SkullbiegullasFix'dOnlyFoolsAndVikings
Thanks Oz, now I have a new fear. A fear of green blood sucking vampire ducks roaming my neighborhood in packs accompanied by brown quails. Great.
fixed
Thanks Bros, now I have even more to fear.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:21PM
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