Sorry about the delay with the news there, everyone! I was on holiday, making a nuisance of myself in Scotland and Ireland, then there was lots of stuff to do when I got back. But I am back now and although I feel like I need to sleep for a ...

It is back, the news is back! Hide your children! And your cupcakes!
skoolmunkee at 7:36AM, May 19, 2010Weekend news break! Some milestones, and how YOU can meet PIT_FACE!
skoolmunkee at 12:05PM, April 16, 2010Hey everyone! Sorry there wasn't the usual attempt at a newspost on Wednesday- I was away from home for some work stuff and didn't really have internet access or anything.
PIT_FACE has a bunch of news!
PIT_FACE
1.) that on the 21st this month, PUTRID MEAT wwill be ...
Here is your Sunday News, IT IS DELICIOUS
skoolmunkee at 9:52AM, April 4, 2010I am sure you have noticed that the DrunkDuck Store is open! And if you haven't- notice now!
It's easy- just register (you can link to your DD account there) and start uploading art! (You do need a paypal account because that's how you're paid.) It ...
Books, games, milestones, and prepare for the store opening!
skoolmunkee at 12:32PM, March 28, 2010OK everyone, get your art ready! The launch of the DD Store is imminent, and all you have to do is sign up (it will be linked to your DD account, if you want to use the same username) and upload images! Your buyers will get to choose what to ...
OK- site working again! REALLY!
skoolmunkee at 3:29PM, March 22, 2010Okay! I am told that there should be plenty of space on the image server now (100 gigs) and that things are working again! So everyone may go back to uploading their comics and changing their html and so forth, everything should be fine, nothing should be wrong!
You will ...
There is a monster at the end of this newspost!
skoolmunkee at 3:03PM, March 7, 2010
It has been Salsa's good fortune to be elected to the GM position of the XXIV installment of Mafia! Look at all those roman numberials, we're totally gettin' superbowl in here! Hm, has there ever been a superbowl with a cowboy team vs an indian team? In a ...
The Drunk Duck Evening News
skoolmunkee at 5:50PM, Feb. 24, 2010
In tonight's top story, God of Destruction by Elanor Pam will reach 225 pages this Thursday! Gale force winds and potential tsunamis are predicted.
In our “warms yer guddam heart, don't it?” section, we have a special message from PIT_FACE:
PIT_FACE
Putrid Meat milstone! I've got my ...
Hello my name is skoolmunkee and I have some news for - SQUIRREL
skoolmunkee at 9:49AM, Feb. 21, 2010
Aelwyn's Amya has posted its 25th page! Hooray!
usedbooks
On Wednesday (the 24th), Used Books will be three years old. I'd like to thank my readers for their support and encouragement. They've helped me come a long way in these three years, and I don't ...
OK- The site should be working again. No more vanishing stuff? Also, MAFIAAAAAAA
skoolmunkee at 3:12PM, Feb. 17, 2010It was, as we suspected, related to the server changes going on. They were trying to turn off the old database, but things here and there were still referencing the old server. So, while the servers re-synched, brief timespans of changes weren't saved. Platinum has been very apologetic and ...