You got SansTalen to leave but you never took the hill so I guess it's open for me to take it.

BTW I thought you died by my hand.

well I came back as a ghost, and since you're allergic to ghosts you leave, screaming like a 8 year old scared Japanese school girl.

The hill is mine now…

Boy, you made this so easy:

I slip to the media that you had released a certain writting dealing with a “screaming 8 year old scared japanese school girl”. Before anyone has time to check what that was really about, you are wrestled to the ground by the most brutal cops in the 9 jurisdictions around you, your house is raided by several groups of religious intolerants and “worried” “parents”, and the hill is left alone. Therefore I take it.

Well, since you are only words and have no physical manifestation representing you that I can see that means there is nothing really keeping me from just taking the hill. And if gullas is still there by some incredible miracle I'll hire ghost busters to take him away.

While you are paying ghost busters I steal the hill from down under you and place it on the moon, where I sit on it eating pretzels and drinking assmilk.

(try to imagine what that is, assmilk)

You didn't anticipate the anti-gravity and started to float away. Before you could realize what was happening you were already too far away to grab hold of anything. I borrowed Biff's rocket to get to the moon and take the hill.

After bouncing back from pluto I head towards the moon I see that mattboy forgot to return Biff's rocket. After politely pointing that fact out to him he uses said rocket to fly himself back to earth to return it.
I dig myself up to my shoulders into the hill and declare it mine…

like this:
This Hill is mine! So I declare, the mighty Kroatz, god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails!

Upon finding Kroatz planted in the ground, I drop three magical beans I traded Jack's cow for in the hole, and water, the Beanstalk erupts from the hole in rapid growth, and takes Kroatz with it. Watching him vanish into the distance, I plop myself down next to the beanstalk and relax, the new King of the Hill.

Using my powers over blue pitchforks I fly back to the moon on three giant pitchforks. furious as I am I call Zeph a poopyhead and he runs off crying. I build a fence out of the pitchforks and start herding mooncows on the hill with the boy in the moon.

Having previously been paid off by me, the boy pulls out a giant frying pan, and smacks Kroatz over the fence. I quickly break down a portion of it with a bulldozer and park it on top of the hill, hiring a construction crew to build a fort. Unfortunatly, they work in the terms of Civilizations, and it will take 50 turns to build.

After getting back from taking back Biff's rocket I realize I have no way back to the moon so I use my instant transmission technique that I learned from my time in heaven with King Kai. I then blow up the moon leaving the hill to float freely in space. Seeing as this hill is made of Chuck Norris' beard hair it is like steel wool x1,000,000 it remains intact. I sit on the hill and await my next adventure as I move on to the next planet.

Zeph died in the explosion.

I kick you off the hill.

Ehehehehahahaha! xD All your word-filled story telling is nothing now!

Zombie Sucker punches you off the hill.

Knife to the brain!
The hill is mine…

Staggers around with a knife in my brain, with little motor skills, I fall down the hill, hit a springboard, get launched back up, and knock Kroatz off the hill.

I get up and run up the hill, I use your own arm to knock your head off and the hill is MINE!

Again…

Staples you to a tree slightly off the top of the hill, while still standing at the top. Throwing a grenade, and making the tree topple downwards.

While rolling down the hill on a tree that happens to be stapled to my forehead I call Zeph a poopiehead. He chases me in a scoobie doo manner down the hill and leaves the hill open for the taking…

Takes off the helmet covered in poo, relizing he had been tricked, he tries to run back up the hill. However it begins to rain, and the entire hill is slick with mud.

Because I'm a “veteran” player who rarely comes in anymore I am awarded the hill and kick some mud in your face while I'm at it. Thus your skin is shiny no longer.

Hill's mine.

I blow the The L337 master off the hill.

(Zeph… how could you wear a helmet? I hit your damn head clean off)

While Zeph is strugling to get up the hill I hit him with the tree he stapled to my head. Filled with a sense of euphoria I run up the hill myself, reaching the top in seconds. Suddenly a mysterious helmet filled with poo hits me in the tree and sends me back down. Zeph however gets stuck in the branches and slides down with me.
While looking up the hill together, waiting for the rain to end we see Mattboy on top of it, using the instant transmission technique he was taught. Zad however used a roundhouse kick to prevent Mattboy from actually claiming the hill.
While Zad was shooting a shotgun in the air and acted all happy I decided to use my secret weapon. with one phonecall I Summoned the might of:

CHUCK NORRIS


To be continued…
By someone else…
As in not me…

(I had to protect the stump I have left? I still have a spine..)
Getting impaled by a branch, I let out an annoyed zombie grunt as I hit a trampaline sending me and Kroatz to the top of the hill again, but the tree branch snaps, and the rest of the tree with Kroatz rolls back down the hill, I quickly find my head and put it on the stump, stapling it together.

You forgot the mention that you now have the hill but I'll let you slide this time. I now use my newly found guitar skillz to make you fall asleep.(I hit you with the guitar and knock you out. Well, knock your newly stapled head off is more like it.) You roll down the hill and now it's mine.

Picks up my head, and tries to put it back on, out of annoyance, Whip it at you knocking you off the hill, my body then climbs up to get my head claiming the hill.

*rides those awesome wind waves to the top of the hill and use an unstapling machine to take your head off again and calls you a “diry birdy” and you die because you're dead. and not a zombie. and not a zombie pirate*

hill is mine.

(I hate when people bring Chuck Norris into these. It always comes to a standstill. -_-…)

Chuck Norris heard you say that and found you in a matter of seconds and roundhouse kicked you inside out and off the hill. I now, finding my way back to the hill claim it as my own once more…

Gets up, stretching, the cardboard cut out having sustained the beat till now. Walks up the hill, pushes Mattboy into a little red radioflyer wagon, and gives it a shove down the hill before sitting down, and pulling out my PS the new king of the hill. Fully alive and not a zombie. (I didn't want to be a zombie, but whats a guy gonna do when people use lethal means against him?)

Okay so I'm back to the hill but I look weird. I can deal with that.

(and I meant another person gets the “real” Chuck and the Chucks duke it out but can't kill each other because Chuck Norris unfortunately cannot beat himself)

Chuck apologizes (TO ME) because he has realized that a boy by the name of Matt had commanded him to turn 1337 inside out. Chuck then walks up to this boy named Matt and asks him why he had done it. The boy by the name of Matt cannot answer back to Chuck Norris because no one can and faints. Chuck dittos his moves he had pulled on 1337 before and then does something else that you just cannot explain in words. The boy by the name of Matt is now lost in the wilderness's of Pandora (Smurfland!) and will never be allowed back to this sphere of what we call “Earth” but cannot prove to be “Earth” and everyone lived happily ever after with 1337 getting his pride and joy back; the hill.

The hill belongs to the 1337 master and both this certificate and Chuck Norris agree. Chuck then leaves 1337 so he can fight his own battles and get fat just lying around on the hill.

Pushes him down the hill and takes it.

A mexican guy (me) come from nothing, he don't write in inglish bery well, but he put a “Taco bomb” in the ass of the last poster. -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-

Now the “colina” is mine. Yahooo!!