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BffSatan at 6:03AM, March 17, 2011
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Island, space, same diff' really.
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A Reaver at 7:43AM, March 17, 2011
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Shiny new comic.
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ayesinback at 8:36AM, March 17, 2011
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@ the emotico robotico

ye neglected to state: be ye Humbug or resistance? or will we all be Lost? again



as promised, definitely Not voting for BffSatan (and I question just how many potatoes remain to be shared . . . )
under new management
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Rengishi at 10:06AM, March 17, 2011
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well here I am ladies and gents

Also I vote for The flying green monkey(told you I'd vote for ya next time)
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:20AM, March 17, 2011
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Has anyone here been a astronaut? I have. Thank you hark for giving me the experience I need to say no one else has.

I'm not going to lie or change my mind this time. If I am elected Commander I will try my hardest to kill everyone of you so I will be the only one left standing and thus the first medic victory. But if I am elected as The Exec I will not try to kill everyone. And if I am not elected at all I will randomly protect someone each night until I am killed in the first night.

@Rengishi: Thank you sir. You are wise to choose the mass murder/bringer of bloodbaths/the miracle worker/ other titles I don't actually have.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 10:48AM, March 17, 2011
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Salsa
-1337 master is reminded that since he was the first one to vote, he can request a drawing of his choice.
A potato on fire that's shooting a zombie.

Just Saiyan.
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Salsa at 10:49AM, March 17, 2011
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Votes and actions need to be PQ'd to me to be official.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make sure the maintenance crew doesn't try and put lemonade in the hydrogen tanks again.

Rengishi
well here I am ladies and gents

Also I vote for The flying green monkey(told you I'd vote for ya next time)
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:56AM, March 17, 2011
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Mayor Elections:

I Am The 1337 Master: (1)
Propaganda Poster Bonus

TheFlyingGreenMonkey: (3)Second
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
(Very Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus
crocty

A Reaver: (4)LEAD
A Reaver
Propaganda Poster Bonus
gullas
ayesinback

Mettaur: (2)
Mettaur
Propaganda Poster Bonus

seventy2: (1)
(Mildly Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus

BffSatan: (2)
BffSatan
Propaganda Poster Bonus
Wow. Mass Murders for the win!

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A Reaver at 1:31PM, March 17, 2011
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Salsa
Mayor Elections:

I Am The 1337 Master: (1)
Propaganda Poster Bonus

TheFlyingGreenMonkey: (3)Second
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
(Very Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus
crocty

A Reaver: (4)LEAD
A Reaver
Propaganda Poster Bonus
gullas
ayesinback

Mettaur: (2)
Mettaur
Propaganda Poster Bonus

seventy2: (1)
(Mildly Disturbing) Propaganda Poster Bonus

BffSatan: (2)
BffSatan
Propaganda Poster Bonus
Wow. Mass Murders for the win!

Its the robot legion. They want them on their side.Ill tell you all my role if I get elected.
Also Im drunk.

Shiny new comic.
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seventy2 at 1:44PM, March 17, 2011
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Guys, c'mon. Vote for me. After all… I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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harkovast at 1:50PM, March 17, 2011
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DAY 1 NARRATION

The day had been long and hard, but not in a dirty way.
Keep your minds out of the gutter people.

A Reaver felt the sun beating down relentlessly on the back of his neck.
Soon he would have revenge on that accursed globe of fire that tormented him.
Soon his people would rise up and reclaim what was once theirs.


The Flying Green Monkey had already arrived abroad his flying space goat, a vessel more ancient than time itself.
He surveyed the band of pathetic misfits before him.
“Only a mad man would try to lead such fools!” He cursed “But in the kingdom of the ants, the magnifying glass is god…OLD TESTAMENT STYLE!”

Niccea wept.

It was already too late for BFFSatan, but bitterness drove him onward. Bitterness and hate for all living things.
Soon they would pay for what they had done to him. He would bring them dragging and screaming down to his wretched level and make them stare up with blind eyes at an uncaring
sky.
“Could I have more ice cream?” He whined.
I Am The 1337 Master hurried to serve him (it was, after all, his restaurant ever since his brother moved away) but slipped on the banana peal rengishi had so carelessly discarded the night before.
1337 master struggled to remain standing, but the battle against his own misaligned center of gravity was futile and he plunged forward, covering BFFSatan in freezing cold dairy goodness.
“I will have justice yet!” Scream BFFSatan, but in truth they all knew this was a lie.

“Enough of this shadow games and silent moves!” Ayesinblack screamed in exasperation “The Dice is cast!!!”

SEVENTY2 is the new mayor.

But they were not alone, for the world was changing even as they tried to conceive of it within their twisted imaginnings.

Gullas is the new pardoner.

DAY 1 IS OVER

NIGHT 1 HAS BEGUN!


Send all actions to Salsa.



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A Reaver at 1:53PM, March 17, 2011
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HOWD THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!
Oh well. Since Im the only space Irish person here id like to say happy space Patrick's day.

Shiny new comic.
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harkovast at 1:56PM, March 17, 2011
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It was a pretty surprising result, I will give you that.

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A Reaver at 1:57PM, March 17, 2011
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DID GULLAS EVEN RUN?!

Shiny new comic.
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harkovast at 2:00PM, March 17, 2011
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He must have got a lot of votes despite not running.
People just love that Gullas. He is such a cheeky chappy.

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Mettaur at 2:04PM, March 17, 2011
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Do feti even have cheeks? I think the head would still just be a membrane-encased blob..
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ayesinback at 2:09PM, March 17, 2011
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It was a pretty surprising result, I will give you that.

Surprising? That was pure incredifascilatoriascrumpescelent



Vote Mett

why the hell not? well, besides that
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Mettaur at 2:12PM, March 17, 2011
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Is the fact that I'm the only candidate that isn't sexist, and against blowing our budget on skimpy armor(Which is an oxymoron)?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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harkovast at 2:14PM, March 17, 2011
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Hmmm, not sexist?
You do realise you are trying to appeal to people who write webcomics?
The most sexist, fanservice ridden, objectifying bunch of neanderthals you will ever come across?

Next time, I think you should change your campaign slogan to “BOOBIES!”

You will win for sure.


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Mettaur at 2:18PM, March 17, 2011
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I'm trying to reach the female voters.

Of which there are three…

I'm still sticking with my morals. I've become a better person, the corruption is lifting away.

Not the stupid goodness I had when I started either. I'm just helping around now. Like this cat shelter I'm working at, it makes me feel good inside.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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harkovast at 2:21PM, March 17, 2011
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Wait…there are girls who read webcomics?
That doesn't sound very likely.

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Mettaur at 2:23PM, March 17, 2011
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That, or they're actually cyborg ninja dinosaurs..Ochi…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa at 2:29PM, March 17, 2011
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Due to unforeseen events, I'm going to be extending the deadline to 22:00. So relax, you've now got 5 and a half hours to decide who you want to be the CO.
RAGE!
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Ochitsukanai at 2:30PM, March 17, 2011
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If Monkey doesn't get elected for an office he'll die straightaway, because medics can't protect each other this game!

I'm voting for him because of that, but I hope we get along better this time too.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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rokulily at 2:32PM, March 17, 2011
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Wait…there are girls who read webcomics?
That doesn't sound very likely.

does this mean i don't read harkovast? but that would be horrible! why are you making me do horrible things hark? why?!



monkey math potential for bad things happening

pardoner= good>evil
mayor= goodsalsa game= good
best result is pardoner for claimed medic
refrain from giving him your roles

 
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Ochitsukanai at 2:35PM, March 17, 2011
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That, or they're actually cyborg ninja dinosaurs..Ochi…
I'm actually a crying sad face right now. GENDER: INDETERMINATE

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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seventy2 at 2:41PM, March 17, 2011
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TFGM has openly admitted to killing EVERYONE if he wins….

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Ochitsukanai at 2:47PM, March 17, 2011
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TFGM has openly admitted to killing EVERYONE if he wins….
Uh-uh, just if he wins the mayorship.

But it looks like same's winning that, and I'm ok with that because I trust same and we've talked, so if Monkey comes in second it'll be a satisfactory outcome.

Anyway, I have plans for tonight and I'm already wearing my silly novelty hat so off I go. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone. (Especially rokulily!)

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:51PM, March 17, 2011
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harkovast
Wait…there are girls who read webcomics?
That doesn't sound very likely.

does this mean i don't read harkovast? but that would be horrible! why are you making me do horrible things hark? why?!



monkey math potential for bad things happening

pardoner= good>evil
mayor= goodX3

@Ochi: Thank you for your support. I too hope for us to get along better. I mean we both have the desire to kill crocty. And we both like putting hats on dinosaurs.

@Seventy2: I stand by my campaign promises.

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Mettaur at 2:53PM, March 17, 2011
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It's never especially Mettaur..I'm like Toad, or one of those mini game characters from Zelda, or even one of Kirby's “partners”..I do affect the game, but no one ever cares..

Happy Saint Patties!

I can't get wasted being underage, so I'll just eat fast food and junk candy. Gonna get chocolate wasted.Movie reference.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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