Day 5 lynch vote:

Randomdudeperson (4)
harkovast
*seal of the mayor*
Mattboy115
Rokulily

Rokulily (2)
Randomdudeperson
I Am The 1337 Master

harkovast (1)
seventy2

Im gonna go read Harkovast now.

Same-thats the smartest thing I've heard all day!

mattboy is a known medic! are you insa…..oh right.

well that's still not a smart…OMG, THIS WHOLE TIME HARKOVAST HAS BEEN A MAFIA MEMBER….

Mettaur
It is only the Godfather and the Man with the Bowler hat left.

rokulily
so really only one to go, since the ballhat man can be on either side!

That's right. In order for the town to win, only the godfather needs to be taken out now. However, just because that the ball hat man is neutral when it comes to town politics, doesn't make him any less evil. If he manages to survive to the end, I'm likely to treat it as a partially bad ending since he's allowed to roam free, spreading terror (and trucks full of cash) around the town.

I wish I had time to try out for GM…

Kill roku. I think it's a good idea.

In the end I'll just be the last townies standing anyway.

If I had as much money as the Man in the Ball Hat obviously has, then I would probably do something similar.
I mean, what else are you supposed to do with several truckloads of money?

Direct a pornmovie?

same
Direct a pornmovie?

“i'll suck your soul III” from the director of “millions of bucks for hundreds of trucks”

I'd like it if Random and 72 aided me in killing Roku since they may die tommorow and one of them WILL and their votes aren't doing anything…

just a proposition. Also having mattboy115 still alive may help us townies if he goes and protects us…

Just saying…

Attention Lawbringers of Townston: The Regulators require your aid in bringing the scum and pestilence that inhabit our home to justice. Report to Mettaur at the Regulator Vault for details. If Mettaur is unavailable, then Regulator Ryan should be able to help you.

i sent in my change of vote.

Narration:

Dian: “Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our brand new hit show: Will it fry? Our next contestant is none other then Randomdudeperson and he sure is in for quite the shock, isn't he Stan?”
Stan: “He sure is Dian. Random here is hooked up to the new superflash lighting rod from of the ‘I dare you to hit me’â„¢ line. These industrial strength lightning magnets are guarantied to send 1.21 gigawatts flying through Random's body. Now the question on everyones mind of course is…”
The audience: “Will it fry?”

Everyone held their breath for a moment as they watched the struggling villager on the massive 8 foot pole that was sticking from the town center. Eventually though the need for air caused many to resume that activity again and people started to wander why nothing had happened.

“Hmm… Might it have something to do with there being a clear sky?” asked Rokulily as she eyed the sky above.
“Dammit man. And it was such a good idea.” cursed Harkovast and fired the new announcers.

Diane and Stan, the game show announcers have been fired!

“Oh well. Can't waste a good lynch since it's all set up.” continued Hark as he set the lightning rod on fire.

Randomdudeperson the Bodyguard has been “fired”!

A box with a button, remained unpressed and as the sun set it faded from the kitchen table leaving only a small pile of black soot.

In other news. The Godfather has cocker his gun and taken to the streets.

Day 5 is over.

Night 5 has begun.

Why would he kill his own bodyguard?

Mettaur
Why would he kill his own bodyguard?

I know why, but “dead women tell no tales.”

Welp I might as well do something in this game, Let's lynch Hark. He has obviously gone insane and can't be trusted, or he's the Godfather and can't be trusted. Either way, he can't be trusted. Let us rise up from the oppression my comrades, let us join on battle as brothers and sisters in arms. For justice, For Freedom, FOR TOWNSTON!

*Grabs a BFG from his wall of future weapons*

(picture to come later)

Also Vote for me, in the GM election. I am not above bribing (like say a scene from every narration rendered in glorious color?)

random dude it is then?

I'M RUNNING FOR THE HILLS!

Whoa crap? He was my bodyguard?
Damn it, I need to start paying attention and stop listening to mattboy!

Do not worry citizens of Townston, once we have deemed that the battle is over, we shall provide whatever support and supplies that can be spared. Until then, you will have to buy them. Also, new food item in the Vault Diner! Introducing, the pear! Yes, the crisp, juicy, crunchy, oh so delicious pear! Much better than strange meat, I can assure you that! Pears! Only 6 caps!

Oh! Oh! I gots a lynch idea! Why don't we, for the truly deserving of punishment…make them watch Rick Astely's “Never Gonna Give You Up” until their eyes melt? Only for the most evil.

B-but I have a laser that can do that to their whole head.

*wibbles*

*sigh*… fine. But only on the damned, understand? No using it outside of executions (At least for now) or i would never hear the end of it from the boss.

Don't give up Mett!

Product Placement
Narration:

Dian: “Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our brand new hit show: Will it fry? Our next contestant is none other then Randomdudeperson and he sure is in for quite the shock, isn't he Stan?”
Stan: “He sure is Dian. Random here is hooked up to the new superflash lighting rod from of the ‘I dare you to hit me’â„¢ line. These industrial strength lightning magnets are guarantied to send 1.21 gigawatts flying through Random's body. Now the question on everyones mind of course is…”
The audience: “Will it fry?”

Everyone held their breath for a moment as they watched the struggling villager on the massive 8 foot pole that was sticking from the town center. Eventually though the need for air caused many to resume that activity again and people started to wander why nothing had happened.

“Hmm… Might it have something to do with there being a clear sky?” asked Rokulily as she eyed the sky above.
“Dammit man. And it was such a good idea.” cursed Harkovast and fired the new announcers.

Diane and Stan, the game show announcers have been fired!

“Oh well. Can't waste a good lynch since it's all set up.” continued Hark as he set the lightning rod on fire.

Randomdudeperson the Bodyguard has been “fired”!

A box with a button, remained unpressed and as the sun set it faded from the kitchen table leaving only a small pile of black soot.

In other news. The Godfather has cocker his gun and taken to the streets.

Day 5 is over.

Night 5 has begun.

I work at McD's. I'm already fried! :p This was HILARIOUS!!! lol!

Random it WAS funny!
If ya gotta die, you might as well be tied to a burning lightning rod!

Randomdudeperson
lol!

Glad you liked your method of execution.

You might think that perhaps voting for me was a bad idea, but before you condem me, why don't we take a look at what the other guy was offering!



So there you go, I am a better leader then Jesus.
Any questions?

Product Placement

Randomdudeperson
lol!

Glad you liked your method of execution.

It was very creative bro. Will it fry? :p

@ Hark: Thats screwed up! lol

harkovast
You might think that perhaps voting for me was a bad idea, but before you condem me, why don't we take a look at what the other guy was offering!

Never did trust him.

I need some customer feedback, to adjust. How does everybody enjoy the diner?