jninjashadow gets ten awesomeness points.
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I already know Mett's out to screw the townies. Last time he was mayor (Why do people vote him mayor?) he screwed the townies. I think.

But I want him dead.

Still, I support Mr. The Flying Green Monkey as our pardoner. Don't pull that bullshit as to that the pardoner only helps the mafia.

And I thought that I was gonna support PP but he's dead already. That's just great.

I Am The 1337 Master
jninjashadow gets ten awesomeness points.
(save up to 100 for a guest comic)


I already know Mett's out to screw the townies. Last time he was mayor (Why do people vote him mayor?) he screwed the townies. I think.

But I want him dead.

Still, I support Mr. The Flying Green Monkey as our pardoner. Don't pull that bullshit as to that the pardoner only helps the mafia.

And I thought that I was gonna support PP but he's dead already. That's just great.

Well he sort of asked me in a PQ is why I voted him. I would have voted for jninjashadow if he had told me that he'd read my webcomic.

Ah the bribary.

Well ghost of PP, I tried. I suggest two things from this turn of events; we impeach/execute the mayor, and give the title of “Target” to PP.

And what source told you this? How could they have possibly known? Nay, good sir, if you want my role you'll get it from my corpse. For the revolution!!

My source was Byndris. He now tells me to lynch Same, but I decided to stop listening to him this game.

Like he'd know.

Mettaur
My source was Byndris. He now tells me to lynch Same, but I decided to stop listening to him this game.

*facepalm*
Well that settles the question of whether or not the mayor is acting dumb.

@Mett: Always find the detective and have him check your source's info!

Well, since I know him in real life I trusted him. Aparently that trust was misplaced.

Clearly a creditable source.

Product Placement
I can win the game as long as I'm protected. That's why I keep going down. Since everyone's always paranoid about me being in the opposing team, I end up becoming priority target.

I can't say anything now since I'm dead so I leave it at that. Just remember though that everything I stated prior to my death may be important to check out.

Death to Mettaur!

Also I won't be running for office for a while for the next few games. Give PP a chance that way :3

Also I'm a townie. Good on ya all for electing those of the lowerclass. I swear I'll be a pardoner of the people. And since I will have alot more time in the summer I can try to solve clues. That way if both Ochi and Roku((two best clue solvers/manipulators in the game)) are criminals I can give a nonbais opinion. It would be a horrible thing if both were mafia.


EDIT: Got info that Mettaur is mafia. Not a relaible source but I'm good with taking it.

So…death to Mettaur?

I'm afraid my fellow Townstonians (or what ever it is we call ourselves) we suffer the buyer's remorse. If only we had elected some good fellow, like a bartender. Someone who really knows effective policies, like a Canadian. A true pity that some sort of Canadian Bartender didn't run. A true pity…. Also I support this anti-Mettaur Tea Party that seems to be brewing! After all, he killed Einar!
…
Huzzah! I'm on a band wagon!

Keep him alive.

I was anti-mett even before this game. I do believe im driving this wagon. But who cares.

Should of voted Zeph. Because… fuck it I got nothing.

Note to self. Next game, vote for zeph.

Lesson for you Mettaur. Trust those from real life even less that the rest of us. Trust me.

Niccea
Lesson for you Mettaur. Trust those from real life even less that the rest of us. Trust me.

Trust me?
Paradox.

Niccea
Lesson for you Mettaur. Trust those from real life even less that the rest of us. Trust me.

I believe thats an oxymoron.

same

Niccea
Lesson for you Mettaur. Trust those from real life even less that the rest of us. Trust me.

I believe thats an oxymoron.

You're an oxen moron.

Kroatz

Niccea
Lesson for you Mettaur. Trust those from real life even less that the rest of us. Trust me.

Trust me?
Paradox.

More like a redundant statement.

GET ON THE FUCKING WAGON!

-wiggles candy ciggerette around pointlessly-

Since you arent doing anything get on the wagon.

The wagon is full.

alwinbot
The wagon is full.

Not without booze it ain't. Booze and a driver with a permanent blood alcohol level of .08

NOW noir time:
I couldn't believe it. Mett, the man who swore to save our town, had signed the death warrant for our only advertisement king and doctor. We were doomed. The rain came down harder as though it was angry. I had only one option, get on the band wagon and bring some umbrellas. Soon I would be needed, and when I was I would be there beer in hand ready to liqueur up this sad town.

I'm not joining anything likened to the Tea Party.

Save Mettaur!

Hakoshen
I'm not joining anything likened to the Tea Party.

Save Mettaur!

THE Tea Party? Oh Heavens! I thought we were going to a quite literal party in which tea is served and we all discuss anger towards the loss of our beloved apothecary/ sign holder!

Fine weather, eh chaps?
I detest those Fox News rioters!

Hakoshen
give the title of “Target” to PP.

Well… one of the very few rules regarding title giving is not to give titles that might encourage players to attack him/her (remember when someone gave Kitty17 the title “unkillable”?). Then again, everyone's already targeting me so whatever.

Next game, PP gets boss powers. With 999 health. Just don't hit him with endgame attacks that do 9999 damage…

not the paramedic… okay, 1- mettaur, if you are asking everyone to blindly trust you and give their role after killing off a paramedic- which wasn't such a shot in the dark.

PP gave his poster- then hinted that it might contain a clue about his role. when questioned about him being the lesser detective he declined. a test tube, labcoat, and mircoscope would show that he is a man of science and learning. a paramedic.

2- you trusted byndris, assuming that he either mafia who was selling out his team or the lesser detective. when the gig turned sour you put the blame on him to save some face. but ya bet poorly because there's still an angry crowd to deal with.

3- you're in your tower guarded by some flatfoots asking for something without giving anything back. i ask, what is your role?



an' tfgm. i see what you did there.