granted, now you get arrested for indecent exposure and become the girlfriend of someone serving twenty to life.
oh and your first hard on drains all the blood out of your body, killing you.
I wish there were no more unfunny stupid people.
MAFIA... and other forum games
Ruin A Wish game
The mediocre one
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Paper Mache Cataclysm
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nerdsareinvading
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granted…you disappear off the face of the earth…
i wish people didnt make such incompetent, irrelevant, and flat out frivolous wishes…
i wish people didnt make such incompetent, irrelevant, and flat out frivolous wishes…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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frankkerr
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granted this topic gets locked.
I wish nothing
I wish nothing
Shhhh.
My Blog.
My Blog.
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Brinx
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Granted, now the entire existent has been erased. Nice going.
I wish for a fifty foot screen TV with high quality sound and has every channel known to man and several known to monkies. And the picture is fantastic.
I wish for a fifty foot screen TV with high quality sound and has every channel known to man and several known to monkies. And the picture is fantastic.
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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Granted. You're life is absorbed by the TV, making your fingernails grow into the couch. Since you can't get up, you become a drooling vegitable in front of the TV, and eventually die of starvation.
I wish you could play your favorite video games on virtual reality…
I wish you could play your favorite video games on virtual reality…
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ejg
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Granted! but you get cancer.
I wish my dog Yaky was still alive.
I wish my dog Yaky was still alive.
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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Granted. He comes alive….as a zombie! He kills you and eats all of your inner organs. Nice going!
I wish I could get a better looking bedroom.
I wish I could get a better looking bedroom.
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nerdsareinvading
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granted your bedroom gets redecorated with objects of the opposite gender and you cant stand them and hang yourself….
i wish people would think about what theyre wishing before they wish it…
i wish people would think about what theyre wishing before they wish it…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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frankkerr
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granted… I dont make a wish!!!
I wish…
I wish…
Shhhh.
My Blog.
My Blog.
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nerdsareinvading
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i do too…
i wish i wish i was a dish!
i wish i wish i was a dish!
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Granted. Now, you mother finds you and sells you at an antique auction, and some other lady wins with $1.50. Now, she puts you away in her cabinet, but her five-year-old kid takes you out, drops you, and shatters you into a million pieces. So, uh, your dead now.
I wish I could draw well so I can impress all the overcritics at drunk duck…
I wish I could draw well so I can impress all the overcritics at drunk duck…
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frankkerr
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Granted you now have the best comic on dd but people keep pissing you off with crap reveiws jut because they are jealous and millions of morons wont stop sending you fan art. One day a peice of fan art falls over and cuts your throat. Now your dead.
I wish i had halo 3…
I wish i had halo 3…
Shhhh.
My Blog.
My Blog.
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frankkerr
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wait rewish. Zelda!
Shhhh.
My Blog.
My Blog.
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If you want to change your post, please click on the ‘edit’ link on the top right of your post.
Fine. Here you go, Halo 3. That's what you said, right?
I wish I had emo hair.
Fine. Here you go, Halo 3. That's what you said, right?
I wish I had emo hair.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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nerdsareinvading
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*k;mjflew* your garden tool hair transforms into ome hair…buuttt…since you cant tend your garden anymore you dont have the produce you need to survive…buuttt…an evil bunny rabbit eats you before you can starve YAY for evil bunny rabbits…RAWR!!!
i iwhs teh kyebraod wnast os nadm mujbdel…
i iwhs teh kyebraod wnast os nadm mujbdel…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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granted. but every time you go to tuch the key bored you receave a painfull electric shock
i wish i had better spelling
i wish i had better spelling
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading
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granted…you painstakingly make sure that you havce corrected every misspell you have ever done because you are a spelling freak…(i should know what it feels like…im a spelling freak)…and you genitals explode from insufficient “attention”…
i wish i wasnt a spelling freak…but not so much that my words dont make sense…just enough to where im not so worried about spelling…
i wish i wasnt a spelling freak…but not so much that my words dont make sense…just enough to where im not so worried about spelling…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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granted. you open a book and begin to write a story but because of a small spelling error you accidentaly make fun of the black race insted of complementing them. the next day you are brutaly assulted with nives and rocks by a local gang of blacks
i wish i was smarter
i wish i was smarter
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading
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granted… YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!
i wish my head asplode…
i wish my head asplode…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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granted. youre head exsploedes and a grupe of gay gangbangers rape youre boddie (unless youre gay then there strait and if your bi then a pack of dogs and if you still like that then youre to sick for me)
RIP TD :cry2:
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vgman
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i wish i had a better memory
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading
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omroflgomzjlmafrgno…you didnt post a wish …*ma head asplode*
i wish vgman would answer more than two threads…
i wish vgman would answer more than two threads…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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granted. i answer to more threeds just not in this section
(you probly came in before i got the seconded part posted)
i wish i had a better memory
(you probly came in before i got the seconded part posted)
i wish i had a better memory
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading
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granted now you have a 47865gb memory…your head asplode
i wish i was a fish
i wish i was a fish
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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Granted. youre thrown in a shark tank
i wish i had a faster internet connection
i wish i had a faster internet connection
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading
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gntyr cmt i sftt cnt red nml sed
i wish all could understand what i just said
(i grant my own…granted, now your computer is so fast it recieves only bits of what i send)
i wish all could understand what i just said
(i grant my own…granted, now your computer is so fast it recieves only bits of what i send)
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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granted. youre eyes now see and understand every thing. in youre excitement you walk in on youre parents “hugging” nude.
i wish i could make the mental images i just gave my self go away.
(eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
i wish i could make the mental images i just gave my self go away.
(eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
RIP TD :cry2:
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nerdsareinvading
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okay but the images of hot sweaty man sex between two old, decrepit, fossilized, wrinkle sacks of 97 year olds pop into your mind…
i wish i could get that image out of my mind with no other images or other unfortunate events that would disturb, harm and/or kill me coming into my mind or any other event that could happen that would harm me…
i wish i could get that image out of my mind with no other images or other unfortunate events that would disturb, harm and/or kill me coming into my mind or any other event that could happen that would harm me…
compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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vgman
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granted. two scientist wipe youre memory but wipe to much and now you have know emmotions or morals and go on a killing spree destroing every one you know and love
RIP TD :cry2:
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vgman
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i wish i could type faster
RIP TD :cry2:
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