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nerdsareinvading at 10:44AM, Feb. 4, 2007

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granted now not only can you type faster but you also have the knowledge that if you forget to post a wish that there is an edit button on the top right of your post and if you click that you can edit your post…

i wish everyone could know what i know…which is alot…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Brinx at 10:10AM, Feb. 6, 2007

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Granted, now everyone knows what you know. But sadly it caused one of them to go completly insane and goes on a killing rampage with a chain saw. Eventually it ends up killing everyone all over and there was no survivor.

I wish for a lazer.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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AQua_ng at 10:59AM, Feb. 6, 2007

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Granted. You do know how to use it right? No? Oh well.

I wish I can work faster.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Rydel6 at 1:13AM, Feb. 10, 2007

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Granted. You are now the fastest 10 year old working under Michael Jackson.

I wish the duck wasn't always so drunk.

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nerdsareinvading at 9:01AM, Feb. 10, 2007

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granted, now the druck is soo…sober that you cant post anything remotely inappropriate without getting banned…and you go crazy and kill yourself…

i wish … … …. …. ….. ….. …… …… ……. ……. …….. ……..

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Rydel6 at 10:32AM, Feb. 10, 2007

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Granted. You now have your period every waking moment of your life and drown in the blood.

I wish upon a star.

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nerdsareinvading at 11:04PM, Feb. 10, 2007

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you get hit by a car! from afar! in a jar! sinking in tar!!!

i wish i could get hit by a car from afar in a jar while sinking in tar…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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frankkerr at 9:53AM, Feb. 12, 2007

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Granted. Chuck Norris shrinks you down puts you in a jar and throws a ford Capree at you knocking you into a pit of Tar. Now comes the ruining. You GET AN UNNATURAL SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO FIRE AND DIE!

I wish i had two penors!

Shhhh.

My Blog.

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The mediocre one at 4:02PM, Feb. 12, 2007

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granted, two big russian gusy named Penor beat the shit out of you.

I wish I had a cotton swab

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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Adenn at 6:21PM, Feb. 15, 2007

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Granted but as you clean your ears you puncture your eardrum and it gets infected and you die. (that means you can't post anymore) Thats what you get for being greedy and wishing for stuff when people are starving in *insert poverty stricken country here*. Now then I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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nerdsareinvading at 6:42PM, Feb. 16, 2007

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granted *drops $1,000,000 onto addens head and he implodes*…speaking of greedy…

i wish i wish i was a fish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Adenn at 8:04PM, Feb. 16, 2007

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granted, your fish wish lands you on a dish bitch

I wish I was a super hero

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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RoronoaZoro at 6:06AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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granted, Your archenemey kills you.

I wish I was the DragonMaster!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Adenn at 7:59AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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granted
you befriend a dragon but it gets boring so you try to break up with it and it dosent take it very well and kills you

I wish my comic was the #1 comic on drunk duck

(\__/) | This is Bunny.
(O.o ) | Copy Bunny into your signature to help
(> < ) | him on his way to world domination!

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RoronoaZoro at 9:10AM, Feb. 26, 2007

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Granted.

It's there for one minent but is then replace with Elijah and Azuu.

I wish the moon was made of cheese!

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 8:05AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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granted the whole moon is now made of chees. its pretty cool for a while but as time passes people start noticing green spots on the moon. and a week latter a HORRIBLE smell engulfs the planet killing millions and making some hungery.

i wish i had a cookie

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 9:31AM, Feb. 27, 2007

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Granted.
You have a cookie. Now you don't. I took it. Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I relly was Roronoa Zoro.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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nerdsareinvading at 12:40PM, Feb. 27, 2007

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granted…the sun implodes and the sun engulfs you!!!!

i wish i had another wish beyond another wish after this wish i wasted about wishing i had another wish…i wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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vgman at 1:17PM, Feb. 27, 2007

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granted you get another wish but it wont come true

i wish more people read my comic and that i updated a little more often

RIP TD :cry2:

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Brinx at 4:31PM, Feb. 27, 2007

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So does everyone else. But you don't hear them complaining.

I wish for the Nintendo freakin Wii. It taints me so. ;_;

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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vgman at 8:44PM, Feb. 27, 2007

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well to bad you didnt grant my wish so im not granting youres bleehh

i wish brinx had granted my previos wish

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:20AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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granted but it blows up.

I wish the next one on this forum would exlode.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:22AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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granted but i explode when standing next to u

i wish i didnt explode

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:32AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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granted but you fall off the building.

i wish nonfiction was fiction.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:35AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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granted you walk outside and a giant hawk pics you up and as youre flying along a griffen kills the hawk and takes you… a little while later a dragon kills the griffen you are takin back to the dragons nest where you are slow cooked with soy sause (YUM).

i wish every thing was back to normal.

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 6:01AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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granted you walk outside and get hit by a truck.

I wish for world unpeace.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 6:24AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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granted every one hits the nucke buttin. HELLOW NUCULAR WINTER!!

i wish RoronoaZoro would stop making wishes that bent reality

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 6:38AM, Feb. 28, 2007

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Granted but I wish that i could.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Chelano at 12:26PM, Feb. 28, 2007

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You do wish you could….too bad the only thing that bent was your neck when a fat chinese man sat on you.

I wish I could sleep

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RoronoaZoro at 5:10AM, March 1, 2007

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Granted. you fall asleep and I sneak in your room and kill you.

I wish i could fly.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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