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vgman at 4:54AM, March 14, 2007

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granted people are now mediocrely smart. but scince mediocrely is an opinoin every one is now dummer than b4

i wish i had a pizza

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:35AM, March 14, 2007

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granted it burns your tongue.

I wish The NEW Life Of TimmY was not broken.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 5:46AM, March 14, 2007

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granted it doesent exist (somthing that dosent exist cant be broken)

i wish i was immune to deseasis

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 6:04AM, March 14, 2007

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granted. You get hit by a truck.

I wish the world we live in was in the style of the Legend of Zelda game but We still have Computers and other tech so DD still exist and stuff.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 9:17AM, March 14, 2007

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granted, but the world is 8- bit and ur a n00b and u get killed every time you walk out side.lol

I wish for Ultament POWER and Choas in the world HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

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RoronoaZoro at 9:42AM, March 14, 2007

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granted, but you get killed cause someone else wants that to.

I wish for the death of death.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 9:44AM, March 14, 2007

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granted but u died a thousand deaths , ….very painful deaths… even unspeakable !!!!!!!!!

i wish for pokemon to die out

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AQua_ng at 10:12AM, March 14, 2007

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Ahhh…it pains me to do this, but…okay. Granted. You die too. And Pokemon is then revived.

I wish that sunny days will come.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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nerdsareinvading at 2:45PM, March 14, 2007

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okay…and the vampires must kill all pokemon to save themselves…it must be done… AND IM DOING MY SHARE!!! *snipes a pikachu*…that was fun…*snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu**snipes a pikachu*…fun…

i wish pokemon finally wears its welcome and there is a massive burning destroying all things pokemon…with no harm dealt to me or any one i know and love…actually…just no harm to any human, plant, or other non-fictional being…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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vgman at 4:03PM, March 14, 2007

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granted. all things pokemon are destroid. a few light years away an aleian race witnesses the purgeing of pokemon are outraged as they wache the show (the bright lights set them off) and invade earth as revenge slaughtering every one. (note that non of the suffering was inflicted BY the purging but BEACUSE OF the purging)

i wish i could play every arguably good video game out there with no effect upon myself

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 9:18AM, March 15, 2007

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granted. Afterwards you get bored. You step outside and get hit by a low-flying duck. You never wake up again. ( the games never effected you, the duck did. No duck where hurt it the making of this Reply.)

I wish for a dell.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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DarkHunter at 9:40AM, March 15, 2007

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you get a dell but it has a bug and it has a mind of its own and it takes over the world!!!!

i wish for Digimon to fight pokemon

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RoronoaZoro at 9:44AM, March 15, 2007

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granted, but thay make peace and attack you.

I wish I was an Angel.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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Peipei at 9:45AM, March 15, 2007

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granted, you are forced to watch digimon and pokemon monsters fight for the rest of your life…while listening to “Staying Alive” by the beejees….:X

I wish for a life supply of potatoe juice!

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RoronoaZoro at 10:49AM, March 15, 2007

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granted. you get dunked in it and drown in it.

I wish for suger.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 10:59AM, March 15, 2007

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granted a 1 ton pund of sugur lands on you

i wish i was intergrated within the internet free to explore its endless databace for the rest of eternity

RIP TD :cry2:

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nerdsareinvading at 7:20PM, March 15, 2007

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(vgman post before the one im responding to: it caused harm to someone and therefor the wish was not satisfied and i hereby strip you of your previous wish…good day…)

i wish people would actually use their brains for something…with out killing and/or remotely hurting anyone for any purpose be it my wish, or a random event…
…smiley agrees…lol!

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Krensada at 12:35AM, March 16, 2007

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Granted…everybody turns into the kinda people you see in that god-awful movie Serenity..everybody just lays down and stops doing anything.

I wish I could find the Bastard that stole my art supplies causing me to be on hiatus for almost a month.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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vgman at 4:46AM, March 16, 2007

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granted. you find him and he shoots you.

i wish i was intergrated within the internet free to explore its endless databace for the rest of eternity

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 5:45AM, March 16, 2007

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granted. but it crashes and you are deleated.

I wish for a faster computer.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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nerdsareinvading at 6:47AM, March 16, 2007

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granted…your computer asplode!!!

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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RoronoaZoro at 7:12AM, March 16, 2007

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nerdsareinvading
granted…your computer asplode!!!

You did'n wish for soming!!!

I wish to be a wolf.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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vgman at 12:14PM, March 16, 2007

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granted you get shot by hunters

i wish for total global destruction!!!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RIP TD :cry2:

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Brinx at 12:52PM, March 16, 2007

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Granted but I'm the one that caused it. And with the help of my robotic minions.

I wish for this future to not happen.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Peipei at 12:55PM, March 16, 2007

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granted, Barney, Babybop and the gang take over the world and sprinkle it with love dust and cheesy songs.

I wish for a giant crayon.

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reconjsh at 12:54PM, March 17, 2007

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granted, your genitals become “Brick Red”.

I wish for a slice of pie.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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nerdsareinvading at 4:45PM, March 18, 2007

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granted…up the butt!!!…i sodomize you with pie 'til you asplode

i wish i had pie up the butt…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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reconjsh at 7:47PM, March 18, 2007

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granted… but as I sodomize you, you realize how disgusting it is to actually wish for that and must live the rest of your life in shame.

I wish I was scuba diving.

Come cheer for the zombies, you know you want to!

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vgman at 8:22AM, March 19, 2007

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granted. but you forget youre scuba geer

i wish my charicter on anarchy online was a higher lv

RIP TD :cry2:

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RoronoaZoro at 7:22AM, March 20, 2007

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Granted you go up 50 lvls but the people who make the game think you cheating and delete your account.

I wish for twilight.

I'm Zoro! Upper left is Hunter, Upper Right is Zeke, Lower left is Shadow, and Lower right is Rage.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Megaman_Zero/
http://www.drunkduck.com/McChocobo/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Maverick_Hunters_22XX/

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