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Insanity at 8:27PM, Oct. 11, 2007

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No. Because You Spelled Intelligent Wrong (Which I Hope Is On Purpose)

I wish that they didn't kill off Sirius Black, DAMMIT!!!

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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imshard at 9:37PM, Oct. 11, 2007

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Sirius lived in alternate dimension. Unfortunately he only lived because he betrayed everybody and was a death eater after all.

I wish there were no stupidity

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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BloodTh at 10:00PM, Oct. 11, 2007

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granted. everyone becomes the same level of stupid, which is extremely low, like, Micheal Jackson low.

I wish Micheal Jackson wasn't so gay. (no offense intended to gay people)

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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bluebot092 at 3:38AM, Oct. 12, 2007

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wish granted but since michal jackson is so gay the wish didnt happen

i wish tokyo pimp would get a grip and stop sending me emails about how im gay for liking pokemon

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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therealtj at 7:55AM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted! But, you both relise all this talk has only caused you to draw nearer together and you live a long, happy life together… untill you remember your not gay. Then you have a miserable life.

I wish to die, without pain, right now.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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BloodTh at 11:52AM, Oct. 12, 2007

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granted. You're shot through the skull killing you instantly. but when you wake up in the other world, you have a major headache that never goes away, tormenting you for all of eternity.

There's only two pokemon that aint gay, so I agree with Tokyopimp.

I wish I could punch half the people on DD and almost everyone on MG.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 12:01PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted. unfortunately you punched out the half you liked, and you get stuck with the ones you hate.

I wish everybody else would agree with me, always

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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Coveinant at 2:51PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted, but everyone starts following you and a agrees with you. they vote on the same guy as you, who destroys the world in a nuclear war with Mongolia.

I wish that I control my own mental abilities?

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Evil_Snuffkin at 6:45PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted, you control the ability to be mental. Showing your skills off to your friends draws the attentions of men in white coats who drag you off to an asylem where you spend the rest of your days.

I wish I had an infinite supply of copic markers.

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Coveinant at 6:48PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted. but the fumes kill will you are in you sleep and then the weight of the never ending marker crushes your corpes into atoms.

I wish I could control the power within me.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 6:50PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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granted, but the power makes you go crazy and you kill everuone and everything that has ever been close to you.

I wish for infinite power and eternal life!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 6:54PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted. But you live for 2000 years and you get tired of life, so you use your power to manipulate time and through yourself into a black hole.

I wish people would not think I was crazy.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 6:57PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted, but they stop thinking it because you prove them right.

I wish for INFINITE MONEY!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 7:07PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted but a few billion angry people come knocking at your door wanting their money back. (the cash had to come from somewhere or else it would be worthless counterfeits)

I wish I had any ability or knowledge whenever I wanted it

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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BloodTh at 7:13PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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granted, but you get to be too smart, and Steven Hawking kills you.

I wish for infinite conterfeit bills that I never get in trouble for!

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 7:19PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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granted, but the weight of an infinity crushes you.

I wish I had no enemies and everybody lived to make me happy and live in equilibrium with nature.

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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BloodTh at 7:21PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted, but nature happens to be the happy tree friends nature, and you get killed when Flippy flips out.

I wish i had every episode of every season of the Happy Tree Friends.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Coveinant at 7:24PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted. but you watch them so much that you shoot yourself.

I wish Blood and iamshard would stop on this game and go to something else.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 7:28PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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Granted, but then this forum dies. Too bad, turns out without us, noone wants to posy on this forum.

I wish what I just said was true

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 8:20PM, Oct. 12, 2007

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granted, oh look at that I'm not posting a wish

*thread dies from lack of new fuel*

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

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8BitLegend at 1:20AM, Oct. 13, 2007

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Quick! Gimme 300 cc's of adrenaline!

::Last shot of adrenaline.::

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.

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AQua_ng at 2:53AM, Oct. 13, 2007

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Fine, you're fired.

I wish people had wings.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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DShadow at 4:04AM, Oct. 13, 2007

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Granted,but the wings where dead so people where going die to so you still cant fly.
I wish a Cookie

Say NO if you dont want it!

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BloodTh at 1:23PM, Oct. 13, 2007

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granted. but the cookie eats you.

I wish humans were the smartest things in the universe.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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8BitLegend at 10:47PM, Oct. 14, 2007

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Granted. But the space unicorns from just outside our universe still manage to beat us in trivial pursuit and chess. Urg!

I wish Chris Farley was still alive.

RIP Chris :cry:

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Coveinant at 10:51PM, Oct. 14, 2007

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Granted but he comes back to life as a pickle and you eat him soon after.

I wish people would read their PQs.

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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BloodTh at 11:34AM, Oct. 15, 2007

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granted, but they make it so that they cannot recieve pqs cause someone pissed them off.

I wish I weren't as fat as I am.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 12:02PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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Granted, but you starve to death.

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards man

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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BloodTh at 12:04PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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granted, but when aliens invade, people are too peacegul to resist and become their slaves.

I wish that I didn'tkeep hetting writer's block on my book.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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imshard at 12:14PM, Oct. 15, 2007

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Granted, but it turns out nobody wants to read it.

I wish I had a totally loyal army of ninjas at my command

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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