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Drunk Duck Mafia XXXII - Anarchy in Townston.
Zeph
at 3:45PM, July 28, 2010
Yeah, I don't like to come between groups, so I pretty much don't talk in group chat… or I say something incredibly stupid like waffle cones.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Hakoshen
at 3:45PM, July 28, 2010
same
I think there tends to be groups of people who know each other and a lot of the rest dont want to interfere. Well thats how i feel.
If by that you mean there are inner circles, well that is certainly true and has been since mafia began. It's just a basic tenet of culture and human interaction. Doesn't mean they can't make new friends.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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kitty17
at 3:50PM, July 28, 2010
Hakoshen's right. Though a few of us have known each other longer, it doesn't mean we don't like talking to other people and making new friends. I wouldn't make group chats or invite people to them otherwise.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
same
at 3:51PM, July 28, 2010
Yeah. It just seems that I'd automatically be the annoying one. And everyone would be like “Oh shit! Sames logged on! Everyone appear invisible.”
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Hakoshen
at 3:53PM, July 28, 2010
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:42PM
Kroatz
at 3:59PM, July 28, 2010
Okay, I like everybody that plays Mafia.
Except YOU!
Ochi seems to be a smart girl, so does same half the time… :P
EDIT: I meant that same seems smart half the time, not a girl. That would be weird.
I just don't get how you can be seriously frightened that internet people don't like you, I personally don't even care if my own relatives like me. Your attitudes towards your fellow men spawns such things like depression, getting overworked or even suicidal thoughts. Things that nobody should ever feel. Take a less serious stance towards the unimportant issues and you'll see that it makes the hard parts of life easier to bear.
And also, everybody here hates me.
Except Zeph, he is my secret lover.
Except YOU!
Ochi seems to be a smart girl, so does same half the time… :P
EDIT: I meant that same seems smart half the time, not a girl. That would be weird.
I just don't get how you can be seriously frightened that internet people don't like you, I personally don't even care if my own relatives like me. Your attitudes towards your fellow men spawns such things like depression, getting overworked or even suicidal thoughts. Things that nobody should ever feel. Take a less serious stance towards the unimportant issues and you'll see that it makes the hard parts of life easier to bear.
And also, everybody here hates me.
Except Zeph, he is my secret lover.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Hakoshen
at 4:04PM, July 28, 2010
Pshaw. There's only two people universally reviled in Mafia, and both of them have been gracious enough to not come back.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:42PM
Zeph
at 4:07PM, July 28, 2010
Its just a defect of mine, I have social anxiety, and I can't help it. And people in their own groups make me nervous.
Its how I am.. when I'm with a friend, I'm fine., when they're with a group of friends, I won't bother them, and leave.
Its how I am.. when I'm with a friend, I'm fine., when they're with a group of friends, I won't bother them, and leave.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:57PM
same
at 4:14PM, July 28, 2010
KroatzYour originality has me in awe. Where does it come from?
Implying same is a girl
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:21PM
Ochitsukanai
at 4:15PM, July 28, 2010
sameI feel the same way every time I say anything. Even posting. “Fuck, it's Ochi! With another giant post in long words about a bunch of shit no one cares about! Arrogant bitch!”
Yeah. It just seems that I'd automatically be the annoying one. And everyone would be like “Oh shit! Sames logged on! Everyone appear invisible.”
HakoshenI'm your spokeswoman, so you can't do without me even if you DO dislike me. You signed a contract, sucker! Ahahahahaaaa!
What? Even me?? I'm hurt.
ZephWhen things get quiet, you try to start them again. I like that about you. And I'm sorry again for being a dick to you earlier, we're totally too classy for that. We had a solid gold yacht once. I'll never forget it! o_O
Hell I'm still suprised that I get invited to group chats.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
Kroatz
at 4:20PM, July 28, 2010
Yeah, I used to be that way, until I left my highschool for vacation and didn't even get one email for the whole summer. I then broke from my ‘friends’ and decided to start living. One of the things that really helped was doing one thing I was scared to do a day. From kissing girls to spending an afternoon with a local bum to standing up for random kids in the streets.
If you stop being afraid, afraid of what people think of you, afraid of the concequences of unwise decisions and afraid of being a social outcast you'll find yourself without social anxiety.
Not that it always works for me though, but hey, I'm only 18 fucking years old, I still have plenty of time to change.
In other, totally unrelated news:
I'm in love again.
If you stop being afraid, afraid of what people think of you, afraid of the concequences of unwise decisions and afraid of being a social outcast you'll find yourself without social anxiety.
Not that it always works for me though, but hey, I'm only 18 fucking years old, I still have plenty of time to change.
In other, totally unrelated news:
I'm in love again.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
same
at 4:24PM, July 28, 2010
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Kroatz
at 4:26PM, July 28, 2010
Thanks.
Well, I'm off once more. I gotta get myself some beer.
Well, I'm off once more. I gotta get myself some beer.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:24PM
Hakoshen
at 4:28PM, July 28, 2010
Ochitsukanai
I'm your spokeswoman, so you can't do without me even if you DO dislike me. You signed a contract, sucker! Ahahahahaaaa!
I don't know what to say…
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:42PM
Ochitsukanai
at 4:39PM, July 28, 2010
Even though from the start I believed that Niccea was guilty of something due to her behavior, I kept it to myself because it seemed too unfair that I could tell just by talking. I believed that she wouldn't let me down so easily or so early on, but she betrayed me after all. It was strange, but even though I was worried, I somehow couldn't believe it would happen.
I was really hoping for a complication at the end, though.
I was really hoping for a complication at the end, though.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:20PM
kitty17
at 4:52PM, July 28, 2010
Bah….yeah at this point a lynch complication would've been better.
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
Product Placement
at 4:59PM, July 28, 2010
Day is over. I'm not accepting more action. Almost done with the narration.
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
rokulily
at 5:04PM, July 28, 2010
Kroatz
And also, everybody here hates me.
Except Zeph, he is my secret lover.
well, looks like hark's got some competition
also. i might be incapable of actual hate. i can do dislike but i have yet to truly hate anything.


last edited on July 14, 2011 3:09PM
same
at 5:05PM, July 28, 2010
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jninjashadow
at 5:05PM, July 28, 2010
I want a riot too… makes everything more interesting. And I do have the capacity to hate, and I'm not secret about it. If I hate someone, they will know. So yeah… if anyone here wishes to converse with me I invite you.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:09PM
same
at 5:19PM, July 28, 2010
So hungry! But the foods all the way down stairs. And downstairs is all full of dark. Still hoping someone invents a downloadable sandwich. I have no problem going outside at this time, its just going through the living room. Speaking of stuff from old games. i found out theres a Quiznos in Belfast. But thats 20 miles away from me… I want a sammich!
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Product Placement
at 5:23PM, July 28, 2010
Day 2 narration:
“…leading me to believe that it was actually Zeph who committed these awful deeds” said Ochitsukanai as she pointed her ruler on the white board that she set up in front of Hark's house.
“This is wonderful and all but shouldn't somebody be helping these people inside there?” asked a concerned citizen.
“Ah, well… we shouldn't be tampering with the evidence.” remarked Ochi as she continued demonstrating her complex speculations on the matter.
“This is boring!” complained Zeph. “- she's obviously the guilty one.”
“Zeph makes an excellent argument, Ochi is the murderer!” proclaimed Jninjashadow as he joined Zeph's side. “-I hate this guys gut but he's an excellent tipper at the bar. No way am I letting him be lynched!”
“Are you nuts! Just look at that diagram! Zeph's clearly the villain!” argued crocty as he stood by Ochitsukanai muttering “I can't believe I'm doing this” to himself.
More and more people flocked over to either side as the arguments and counterarguments continued to grow louder and louder.
“It's so obvious that Ochi is manipulating the evidence to frame Zeph!”
“If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!”
“Zeph is so guilty that even his grandmother is ashamed of him!”
“Then who was the shooter on the grassy knoll!?”
“Wrong conspiracy!!”
“Enough of this!” yelled Rokulily and smashed a chair over the head of one of the loudest ranter, causing things to seriously boil over.
One thing you should be aware of when traveling through Townston. The people that live here have plenty of experience related to fighting, thanks to all the disasters that regularly strike this place. Armed with guns, knifes, lightsabers, discontenting fingers, bottles and furniture, the two groups crashed into each other, sending hats and tooths flying into the air.
Crocty was trying to recover after being violently smacked in the face by a crude club as seventy2 and salsa ran for their life from kitty17 who had now entered a deadly rage. Pastel did her best to dodge the recliner that rokulily had thrown at her but ended up under it. “Why that's handy” said jninja and sat down to relax for a minute.
Hakoshen's glowing blade sliced through the barrel of a rifle, rendering it useless. Ochi was looking for Zeph but couldn't find him as him and Niccea had left the group moments before all hell broke loose. “I refuse to be part such silly infighting” said Niccea as she took off.
Mettaur was fleeing from maru who was absolutely furious at him. “I though we were on the same side!” shrieked mett in terror. “That does not give you the right to peak under my dress!” roared maru in a fit of rage. She should have been more careful though, cause she ended up running into a broken spear, impaling her.
Maru is down for the count.
Admits the chaos someone receives a tap on his back.
“Come one sir. It's not safe here.” said the guardian and escorted the person from the battlefield.
A protected player was rescued from the fight.
The noises outside were loud enough to wake up Hark and Same, who were still lying about inside the house.
“Sounds like people are having fun out there.” muttered same before passing out again.
“Ungrateful medic, not healing me so I could smash his head” grunted Harkovast before succumbing to his wounds aswell.
Neither Harkovast the Paranoid nor Same the Mad Hatter were rescued.
Day 2 is over.
Night 2 has begun.
“…leading me to believe that it was actually Zeph who committed these awful deeds” said Ochitsukanai as she pointed her ruler on the white board that she set up in front of Hark's house.
“This is wonderful and all but shouldn't somebody be helping these people inside there?” asked a concerned citizen.
“Ah, well… we shouldn't be tampering with the evidence.” remarked Ochi as she continued demonstrating her complex speculations on the matter.
“This is boring!” complained Zeph. “- she's obviously the guilty one.”
“Zeph makes an excellent argument, Ochi is the murderer!” proclaimed Jninjashadow as he joined Zeph's side. “-I hate this guys gut but he's an excellent tipper at the bar. No way am I letting him be lynched!”
“Are you nuts! Just look at that diagram! Zeph's clearly the villain!” argued crocty as he stood by Ochitsukanai muttering “I can't believe I'm doing this” to himself.
More and more people flocked over to either side as the arguments and counterarguments continued to grow louder and louder.
“It's so obvious that Ochi is manipulating the evidence to frame Zeph!”
“If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit!”
“Zeph is so guilty that even his grandmother is ashamed of him!”
“Then who was the shooter on the grassy knoll!?”
“Wrong conspiracy!!”
“Enough of this!” yelled Rokulily and smashed a chair over the head of one of the loudest ranter, causing things to seriously boil over.
One thing you should be aware of when traveling through Townston. The people that live here have plenty of experience related to fighting, thanks to all the disasters that regularly strike this place. Armed with guns, knifes, lightsabers, discontenting fingers, bottles and furniture, the two groups crashed into each other, sending hats and tooths flying into the air.
Crocty was trying to recover after being violently smacked in the face by a crude club as seventy2 and salsa ran for their life from kitty17 who had now entered a deadly rage. Pastel did her best to dodge the recliner that rokulily had thrown at her but ended up under it. “Why that's handy” said jninja and sat down to relax for a minute.
Hakoshen's glowing blade sliced through the barrel of a rifle, rendering it useless. Ochi was looking for Zeph but couldn't find him as him and Niccea had left the group moments before all hell broke loose. “I refuse to be part such silly infighting” said Niccea as she took off.
Mettaur was fleeing from maru who was absolutely furious at him. “I though we were on the same side!” shrieked mett in terror. “That does not give you the right to peak under my dress!” roared maru in a fit of rage. She should have been more careful though, cause she ended up running into a broken spear, impaling her.
Maru is down for the count.
Admits the chaos someone receives a tap on his back.
“Come one sir. It's not safe here.” said the guardian and escorted the person from the battlefield.
A protected player was rescued from the fight.
The noises outside were loud enough to wake up Hark and Same, who were still lying about inside the house.
“Sounds like people are having fun out there.” muttered same before passing out again.
“Ungrateful medic, not healing me so I could smash his head” grunted Harkovast before succumbing to his wounds aswell.
Neither Harkovast the Paranoid nor Same the Mad Hatter were rescued.
Day 2 is over.
Night 2 has begun.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
jninjashadow
at 5:30PM, July 28, 2010
Oh good lord! Or senseless violence has caused the mortal wounding of one of the towns precious few women! If there is a medic listening, you should totally do something about that!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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same
at 5:33PM, July 28, 2010
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Product Placement
at 5:41PM, July 28, 2010
I just fixed a crucial error in the narration where someone from the same side was attacking his teammate. That was an oversight on my part. Sorry for the confusion.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:53PM
Hakoshen
at 5:44PM, July 28, 2010
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:42PM
seventy2
at 6:08PM, July 28, 2010
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:30PM
crocty
at 9:19PM, July 28, 2010
….
*SIGN*
Okay, I thought this game wouldn't work without the townies having someone public they can trust, but I guess no one cares about that, or having a vigilante on their side, so whatever just let me die.
I'll try and kill Zeph because he was the logical fucking choice to lynch, but I'm probably dead anyway.
*SIGN*
Okay, I thought this game wouldn't work without the townies having someone public they can trust, but I guess no one cares about that, or having a vigilante on their side, so whatever just let me die.
I'll try and kill Zeph because he was the logical fucking choice to lynch, but I'm probably dead anyway.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:54AM
Anthony Mercer
at 2:21AM, July 29, 2010
Zeph
Most of the time in the mafia games, I felt like the faceless nobody. So yeah.
No, that's been me for over twenty games. You're the guy who does the cool drawings. XD
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:54AM
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