Product Placementexplains why it's such a tight fit in here.ParkerFarkerIt's what allows me to say these things. You think I would be so bold to talk like this, without protection. Hell no. I'd be hiding in the cupboard with the rest of you.
PP, I am so glad you have bodyguards.

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waff
at 3:57PM, June 15, 2009

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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therealtj
at 4:00PM, June 15, 2009

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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crocty
at 4:00PM, June 15, 2009
AQua_ng 1
Harkovast
Kitty17 2
Parkerfarker
Killerbob
Gabe somethingorother 1
Hakoshen
Waff 1
Humorman
Salsa 1
Ozoneocean
Gillsepie 13
AQua_ng
D_dude
Gullas
Salsa
GarBonzo_Bean
Waff
Product Placement
Niccea
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Aghammer
Darth VaderSmells1999
therealtj
Pastel
Gillespie could feel danger in the air. He knew his time was up.
The explorers gathered around him, knives in hand. “It’s over, T-rex!†the crowd was soon dispersed “Let me through, you ignorant little farts!†Crocty shoved everyone to the side, his sword in hand. “I think this job should be up to me, don’t you? *ahem* Your time is up, Gillespie, I’m gonna slice your neck and drink your blood! Gosh, I hope it tastes like teaâ€
“Silence!†Gillespie grabbed a hostage in a desperate bid for freedom “If you come any closer, I’ll kill herâ€
The crowd watched in horror, as Gillespie killed his hostage anyway, and escaped unharmed.
Crocty fell to his knees “Ochi…How could he…I will avenge you!“
Crocty stood up ”Oh well, someone get me some soup."
Ochi the *wasn’t in this game but is dead anyway* is dead.
Day 2 is over.
Night 2 has begun!
EDIT: I WAS RIGHT ON TIME, TJ YOU WHORE.
Also sorry if that narrative sucks, I wrote it in a hurry, and forgot to proofread it. :3
Harkovast
Kitty17 2
Parkerfarker
Killerbob
Gabe somethingorother 1
Hakoshen
Waff 1
Humorman
Salsa 1
Ozoneocean
Gillsepie 13
AQua_ng
D_dude
Gullas
Salsa
GarBonzo_Bean
Waff
Product Placement
Niccea
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Aghammer
Darth VaderSmells1999
therealtj
Pastel
Gillespie could feel danger in the air. He knew his time was up.
The explorers gathered around him, knives in hand. “It’s over, T-rex!†the crowd was soon dispersed “Let me through, you ignorant little farts!†Crocty shoved everyone to the side, his sword in hand. “I think this job should be up to me, don’t you? *ahem* Your time is up, Gillespie, I’m gonna slice your neck and drink your blood! Gosh, I hope it tastes like teaâ€
“Silence!†Gillespie grabbed a hostage in a desperate bid for freedom “If you come any closer, I’ll kill herâ€
The crowd watched in horror, as Gillespie killed his hostage anyway, and escaped unharmed.
Crocty fell to his knees “Ochi…How could he…I will avenge you!“
Crocty stood up ”Oh well, someone get me some soup."
Ochi the *wasn’t in this game but is dead anyway* is dead.
Day 2 is over.
Night 2 has begun!
EDIT: I WAS RIGHT ON TIME, TJ YOU WHORE.
Also sorry if that narrative sucks, I wrote it in a hurry, and forgot to proofread it. :3
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Product Placement
at 4:03PM, June 15, 2009
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
therealtj
at 4:06PM, June 15, 2009
crocty
EDIT: I WAS RIGHT ON TIME, TJ YOU WHORE.
You were nearly 40 seconds late.
I counted.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement
at 4:09PM, June 15, 2009
Well, crocty probably lives 40 seconds away from the GMT line.
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
ParkerFarker
at 4:11PM, June 15, 2009
wait, why did Gillespie escape unharmed? Didn't we lynch that mofo?
sorry for being a mafia n00b btw
sorry for being a mafia n00b btw

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa
at 4:13PM, June 15, 2009
ParkerFarkerHe had his lynching canceled.
wait, why did Gillespie escape unharmed? Didn't we lynch that mofo?
sorry for being a mafia n00b btw
RAGE!
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Niccea
at 4:17PM, June 15, 2009
Well that proves that he is either T-Rex or a very admirable scapegoat. Several times when I was godfather, I was tempted to pardon a suspicious innocent just for the hell of it.
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ParkerFarker
at 4:19PM, June 15, 2009
SalsaParkerFarkerHe had his lynching canceled.
wait, why did Gillespie escape unharmed? Didn't we lynch that mofo?
sorry for being a mafia n00b btw
OH! of course. Why would he admit to being the T-Rex? what a n00b… maybe.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement
at 4:21PM, June 15, 2009
Well the narration practically confirms that he's the T-Rex. He's called the T-Rex and on top of it, he kills a hostage to get away. Doesn't sound like the actions of an innocent man.
I might announce double lynch tomorrow. Have him lynched plus another potential suspect, once we pick through the clues of the night 2 killings.
Now to play the waiting game.
I might announce double lynch tomorrow. Have him lynched plus another potential suspect, once we pick through the clues of the night 2 killings.
Now to play the waiting game.
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Gillespie
at 4:23PM, June 15, 2009
It's all…part of the plan. What plan? My tiny little hands can't reach the pencil! GR! RAWWWR!! >:O
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:36PM
kitty17
at 4:23PM, June 15, 2009
Product Placement
See? He was the T-Rex.
Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.
WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal
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GarBonzo Bean
at 4:29PM, June 15, 2009
Yeah double lynch tomorrow sounds good.
KITTY17 IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU!
KITTY17 IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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DarthVaderS1999
at 4:30PM, June 15, 2009
kitty17Product Placement
See? He was the T-Rex.
Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.
WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal
U sir r a n00b >:-(
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kitty17
at 4:31PM, June 15, 2009
DarthVaderS1999kitty17Product Placement
See? He was the T-Rex.
Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.
WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal
U sir r a n00b >:-(
Oh my, I am? Please sir, would you kindly explain to me how this is possible?
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pastel
at 4:31PM, June 15, 2009
DarthVaderS1999kitty17
WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal
U sir r a n00b >:-(
kitty's a girl….
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Product Placement
at 4:31PM, June 15, 2009
Hmm… well. It sounds tempting but we already have a hunter who's playing ball with me.
Having two sounds like an overkill.
If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits…. ^^ Charlies angels man!
Having two sounds like an overkill.
If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits…. ^^ Charlies angels man!
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
crocty
at 4:33PM, June 15, 2009
Product PlacementI like this idea.
If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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kitty17
at 4:34PM, June 15, 2009
Product Placement
Hmm… well. It sounds tempting but we already have a hunter who's playing ball with me.
Having two sounds like an overkill.
If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits…. ^^ Charlies angels man!
And you can be Charlie! Not sure about the skimpy outfits though…
Please?
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:19PM
Salsa
at 4:35PM, June 15, 2009
croctyCads…Product PlacementI like this idea.
If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits
And crocty, for shame! As a brit you should have suggested putting them in elegant dresses that look good even with blood on them and train them to use exotic knives. Sheesh!
RAGE!
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crocty
at 4:39PM, June 15, 2009
SalsaBrits aren't as posh as you think.
And crocty, for shame! As a brit you should have suggested putting them in elegant dresses that look good even with blood on them and train them to use exotic knives. Sheesh!
As my Internet Bookmarks will tell you, fu fu fu.
(This image particulally!)
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
Product Placement
at 4:39PM, June 15, 2009
kitty17I suppose I should allow therealtj to be Bosley.
And you can be Charlie!
Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
Salsa
at 4:43PM, June 15, 2009
croctyOkay. I understand that but take note that I said elegant and not victorian. Elegance have some skin showing, just not to the point of being stripperific.SalsaBrits aren't as posh as you think.
And crocty, for shame! As a brit you should have suggested putting them in elegant dresses that look good even with blood on them and train them to use exotic knives. Sheesh!
As my Internet Bookmarks will tell you, fu fu fu.
(This image particulally!)
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
Niccea
at 4:44PM, June 15, 2009
So. If Kitty is a cannibal alliance, should we kill someone else tonight? If Ghilpise is the T-Rex, it won't work to kill him. But he has made it personal by killing little innocent Ochi…gawd. I need her to make a picture of that.
Can I be an angel, Charlie?
Can I be an angel, Charlie?
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
Salsa
at 4:51PM, June 15, 2009
NicceaOooo I've never really drawn anything bloody so would you mind if I draw a version (Might be tomorrow before you get it) as for the trio of female assassins, I had an idea for a picture of you, pastel and kitty. I'll draw it if you want.
So. If Kitty is a cannibal alliance, should we kill someone else tonight? If Ghilpise is the T-Rex, it won't work to kill him. But he has made it personal by killing little innocent Ochi…gawd. I need her to make a picture of that.
Can I be an angel, Charlie?
RAGE!
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
pastel
at 4:55PM, June 15, 2009
Salsa
I had an idea for a picture of you, pastel and kitty.
OooooOOOOooo *o*
sounds fun =w=
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:40PM
ParkerFarker
at 4:56PM, June 15, 2009

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:38PM
crocty
at 4:56PM, June 15, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
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