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waff at 3:57PM, June 15, 2009
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PP, I am so glad you have bodyguards.
It's what allows me to say these things. You think I would be so bold to talk like this, without protection. Hell no. I'd be hiding in the cupboard with the rest of you.
explains why it's such a tight fit in here.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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therealtj at 4:00PM, June 15, 2009
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SOMEONE'S LATE

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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crocty at 4:00PM, June 15, 2009
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Gillespie could feel danger in the air. He knew his time was up.
The explorers gathered around him, knives in hand. “It’s over, T-rex!” the crowd was soon dispersed “Let me through, you ignorant little farts!” Crocty shoved everyone to the side, his sword in hand. “I think this job should be up to me, don’t you? *ahem* Your time is up, Gillespie, I’m gonna slice your neck and drink your blood! Gosh, I hope it tastes like tea”
“Silence!” Gillespie grabbed a hostage in a desperate bid for freedom “If you come any closer, I’ll kill her”
The crowd watched in horror, as Gillespie killed his hostage anyway, and escaped unharmed.
Crocty fell to his knees “Ochi…How could he…I will avenge you!“
Crocty stood up ”Oh well, someone get me some soup."

Ochi the *wasn’t in this game but is dead anyway* is dead.

Day 2 is over.

Night 2 has begun!

EDIT: I WAS RIGHT ON TIME, TJ YOU WHORE.
Also sorry if that narrative sucks, I wrote it in a hurry, and forgot to proofread it. :3
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Salsa at 4:02PM, June 15, 2009
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SOMEONE'S LATE
he's not late, you're early
RAGE!
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Product Placement at 4:03PM, June 15, 2009
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See? He was the T-Rex.

Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.
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therealtj at 4:06PM, June 15, 2009
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EDIT: I WAS RIGHT ON TIME, TJ YOU WHORE.

You were nearly 40 seconds late.

I counted.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement at 4:09PM, June 15, 2009
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Well, crocty probably lives 40 seconds away from the GMT line.
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ParkerFarker at 4:11PM, June 15, 2009
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wait, why did Gillespie escape unharmed? Didn't we lynch that mofo?


sorry for being a mafia n00b btw

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Salsa at 4:13PM, June 15, 2009
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wait, why did Gillespie escape unharmed? Didn't we lynch that mofo?


sorry for being a mafia n00b btw
He had his lynching canceled.
RAGE!
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Niccea at 4:17PM, June 15, 2009
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Well that proves that he is either T-Rex or a very admirable scapegoat. Several times when I was godfather, I was tempted to pardon a suspicious innocent just for the hell of it.
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ParkerFarker at 4:19PM, June 15, 2009
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wait, why did Gillespie escape unharmed? Didn't we lynch that mofo?


sorry for being a mafia n00b btw
He had his lynching canceled.

OH! of course. Why would he admit to being the T-Rex? what a n00b… maybe.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement at 4:21PM, June 15, 2009
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Well the narration practically confirms that he's the T-Rex. He's called the T-Rex and on top of it, he kills a hostage to get away. Doesn't sound like the actions of an innocent man.

I might announce double lynch tomorrow. Have him lynched plus another potential suspect, once we pick through the clues of the night 2 killings.

Now to play the waiting game.
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Gillespie at 4:23PM, June 15, 2009
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It's all…part of the plan. What plan? My tiny little hands can't reach the pencil! GR! RAWWWR!! >:O
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kitty17 at 4:23PM, June 15, 2009
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See? He was the T-Rex.

Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.

WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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GarBonzo Bean at 4:29PM, June 15, 2009
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Yeah double lynch tomorrow sounds good.

KITTY17 IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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DarthVaderS1999 at 4:30PM, June 15, 2009
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See? He was the T-Rex.

Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.

WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal

U sir r a n00b >:-(
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kitty17 at 4:31PM, June 15, 2009
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See? He was the T-Rex.

Ok. Hunter. Do your thing.

WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal

U sir r a n00b >:-(


Oh my, I am? Please sir, would you kindly explain to me how this is possible?

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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pastel at 4:31PM, June 15, 2009
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WAIT! I'm willing to take sides! The reason I made bribes and all that was because I had no one to count on when it came to helping me vote for someone else. Cuz I'm alone…the cannibal

U sir r a n00b >:-(

kitty's a girl….
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Product Placement at 4:31PM, June 15, 2009
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Hmm… well. It sounds tempting but we already have a hunter who's playing ball with me.

Having two sounds like an overkill.

If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits…. ^^ Charlies angels man!
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crocty at 4:33PM, June 15, 2009
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If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits
I like this idea.
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kitty17 at 4:34PM, June 15, 2009
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Hmm… well. It sounds tempting but we already have a hunter who's playing ball with me.

Having two sounds like an overkill.

If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits…. ^^ Charlies angels man!

And you can be Charlie! Not sure about the skimpy outfits though…

Please?

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Salsa at 4:35PM, June 15, 2009
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If I could get three though, all female, dress them in skimpy outfits
I like this idea.
Cads…
And crocty, for shame! As a brit you should have suggested putting them in elegant dresses that look good even with blood on them and train them to use exotic knives. Sheesh!
RAGE!
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crocty at 4:39PM, June 15, 2009
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And crocty, for shame! As a brit you should have suggested putting them in elegant dresses that look good even with blood on them and train them to use exotic knives. Sheesh!
Brits aren't as posh as you think.

As my Internet Bookmarks will tell you, fu fu fu.

(This image particulally!)
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Product Placement at 4:39PM, June 15, 2009
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And you can be Charlie!
I suppose I should allow therealtj to be Bosley.
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Salsa at 4:43PM, June 15, 2009
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And crocty, for shame! As a brit you should have suggested putting them in elegant dresses that look good even with blood on them and train them to use exotic knives. Sheesh!
Brits aren't as posh as you think.

As my Internet Bookmarks will tell you, fu fu fu.

(This image particulally!)
Okay. I understand that but take note that I said elegant and not victorian. Elegance have some skin showing, just not to the point of being stripperific.
RAGE!
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Niccea at 4:44PM, June 15, 2009
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So. If Kitty is a cannibal alliance, should we kill someone else tonight? If Ghilpise is the T-Rex, it won't work to kill him. But he has made it personal by killing little innocent Ochi…gawd. I need her to make a picture of that.

Can I be an angel, Charlie?
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Salsa at 4:51PM, June 15, 2009
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So. If Kitty is a cannibal alliance, should we kill someone else tonight? If Ghilpise is the T-Rex, it won't work to kill him. But he has made it personal by killing little innocent Ochi…gawd. I need her to make a picture of that.

Can I be an angel, Charlie?
Oooo I've never really drawn anything bloody so would you mind if I draw a version (Might be tomorrow before you get it) as for the trio of female assassins, I had an idea for a picture of you, pastel and kitty. I'll draw it if you want.
RAGE!
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pastel at 4:55PM, June 15, 2009
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I had an idea for a picture of you, pastel and kitty.


OooooOOOOooo *o*

sounds fun =w=
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ParkerFarker at 4:56PM, June 15, 2009
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who is ochi?

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crocty at 4:56PM, June 15, 2009
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who is ochi?
My arch nemesis. o:<
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