Mafia IX - Journey to Far away-ia
Niccea
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crocty
ParkerFarker
who is ochi?
My arch nemesis. o:<
She manages to plot Crocty's death in almost every game they participate in. Ironically, they got pushed together as agents in VII. And she wasn't in VIII, so I kill Crocty for no reason but to carry on the tradition.
And she is my best friend that makes Mystery Bread with me.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
crocty
at 5:08PM, June 15, 2009
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Actually Baron killed me last game. ):
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Niccea
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crocty
Actually Baron killed me last game. ):
He did? Who the hell did I kill? Dammit. Sorry talking cred red?
Maybe I considered killing Crocty?
Oh yeah! I killed Hak since Red was killing Crocty already.
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Sorry, Kitty. As tempting as the idea of having a girl squad working to please me, I can't risk it. I discussed it with the hunter and she's already sent out the kill.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
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Product Placement
Sorry, Kitty. As tempting as the idea of having a girl squad working to please me, I can't risk it.
I'll just take your guy card now.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Well, it was worth a shot. I'd have liked to have kept my “Unkillable” title.



K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Damn it! here I am asking for fan art and comments!
I should have been doing Product placements plan!
Asking for girls!
Well I suppose fan art is easier to explain to Mrs Vast….
I am a bit confused by this game. WHy the hell has the t-rex given away his role? that is just weird!
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Hakoshen
I'll just take your guy card now.
Noo! I like that card!
I take it back. The girls can join the squad! They can!
But alas. They can't.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Niccea
at 5:20PM, June 15, 2009
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harkovast
I am a bit confused by this game. WHy the hell has the t-rex given away his role? that is just weird!
Role reveals are high fashion in this game it seems.
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Product Placement
Hakoshen
I'll just take your guy card now.
Noo! I like that card!
I take it back. The girls can join the squad! They can!
But alas. They can't.
You can have it back but you'll have to fill out a form 43-A and attend a class on rusty chainsaws.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Salsa
at 5:22PM, June 15, 2009
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Product Placement
Sorry, Kitty. As tempting as the idea of having a girl squad working to please me, I can't risk it. I discussed it with the hunter and she's already sent out the kill.
You do realize that that only leaves Niccea and Pastel as the choices for hunter.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:17PM
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I too can draw something. Just say the word.
I didn't know I was such a cold-blooded killer.
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Salsa
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Gillespie
I too can draw something. Just say the word.
I didn't know I was such a cold-blooded killer.
You have no shame do ya.
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Salsa
Product Placement
Sorry, Kitty. As tempting as the idea of having a girl squad working to please me, I can't risk it. I discussed it with the hunter and she's already sent out the kill.
You do realize that that only leaves Niccea and Pastel as the choices for hunter.
What the hell man?! >:(

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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pastel
at 5:40PM, June 15, 2009
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Salsa
Product Placement
Sorry, Kitty. As tempting as the idea of having a girl squad working to please me, I can't risk it. I discussed it with the hunter and she's already sent out the kill.
You do realize that that only leaves Niccea and Pastel as the choices for hunter.
Well, pp knows who's who and at this point that's all that matters. :o I don't think we should say more because the hunter would be a dino's target.
In other news: dang… there are only 3 girls in this game? o_____o;;;;
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. K.A.L.A.-dan! Fujoshi! Mafia MASS MURDERER! Kitty and Pastel :D
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crocty
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pastel
In other news: dang… there are only 3 girls in this game? o_____o;;;;
That's because there are no girls on the internet, duhhhhhh.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
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At least it's not as bad as certain other games when I had no idea whether certain players were female or not. That makes narratives fun to write.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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pastel
In other news: dang… there are only 3 girls in this game? o_____o;;;;
Soon to be two!
;________________________;



K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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Niccea
at 5:42PM, June 15, 2009
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Yes, Pastel, there are only three of us in the game. That is why I'm always pushing for gender neutral pronouns in this game. It was the down fall of the townies in Mafia IV.
PP: I can't believe that you would be stupid enough to do this! Not only is Kitty sure to die tonight. But both Pastel and I are in danger. I can't believe I voted for you…
Wait! I didn't vote for you! I voted for myself cause I know I'm a good leader!
My fellow shipmates! I propose rebellion!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
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Ya know what,im gonna go on a airplane and leave so I don't get lynched. @_@
Ok,heres the plane to Japan and…..

HALP!!!!!!
(Btw,I made this lolcat. :D)
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:08PM
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Niccea
Yes, Pastel, there are only three of us in the game. That is why I'm always pushing for gender neutral pronouns in this game. It was the down fall of the townies in Mafia IV.
PP: I can't believe that you would be stupid enough to do this! Not only is Kitty sure to die tonight. But both Pastel and I are in danger. I can't believe I voted for you…
Wait! I didn't vote for you! I voted for myself cause I know I'm a good leader!
My fellow shipmates! I propose rebellion!
Do I smell a class action lawsuit?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
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Nice lolcat :P
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Shoot. I was hoping you'd miss that. But no…. you had to quote it and requote it.
I suppose I can't blame it on some fantasy vision, where I was being cared for by my angels?
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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kitty17
pastel
In other news: dang… there are only 3 girls in this game? o_____o;;;;
Soon to be two!
;________________________;
Its okay kitty,its ok. *pets Kitty*
Gillespie
Nice lolcat :P
Ty :)
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Niccea
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Well now all your “angels” are putting guns to your head. And I can assure you that two of us are fellow mafia and know how to use them.
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DarthVaderS1999
*pets Kitty*
Tee hee

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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pastel
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*pets Kitty*
Heeeeeeey now…. I don't approve of this. D:
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therealtj
DarthVaderS1999
*pets Kitty*
Tee hee
*takes out ultima weapon* *slices therealtj in half* Im not in love with kitty,kthxbai. …. His corpse still here. ._. *whistles and walks away*
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crocty
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I should say you aren't, she's married after all.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Niccea
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Hakoshen
Niccea
Yes, Pastel, there are only three of us in the game. That is why I'm always pushing for gender neutral pronouns in this game. It was the down fall of the townies in Mafia IV.
PP: I can't believe that you would be stupid enough to do this! Not only is Kitty sure to die tonight. But both Pastel and I are in danger. I can't believe I voted for you…
Wait! I didn't vote for you! I voted for myself cause I know I'm a good leader!
My fellow shipmates! I propose rebellion!
Do I smell a class action lawsuit?
Do we have a case?
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM