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Mafia VI - Rise of the syndicate
Niccea
at 10:36AM, April 29, 2009
Ok then…but why would you be shooting when the statement was directed at PP.
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Hakoshen
at 11:02AM, April 29, 2009
Oh, who it was directed at matters not. C'mon, I promise it won't hurt (chambers a round).
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff
at 11:12AM, April 29, 2009
*loads starters pistol* I'll do it hak *raises starters pistol towards the heavens* alright go ahead niccea.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
Niccea
at 11:14AM, April 29, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:13PM
Hakoshen
at 11:21AM, April 29, 2009
*starts shooting, but the bullets bounce right off!*
Damn you Waff! My bullets are no match for your cardboard! Another day, you two. Another day.
Damn you Waff! My bullets are no match for your cardboard! Another day, you two. Another day.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff
at 11:43AM, April 29, 2009
HakoshenAUTO-POLLY *pulls a live parrot out of his jacket and prepares to start blocking haks bullets*.
*starts shooting, but the bullets bounce right off!*
Damn you Waff! My bullets are no match for your cardboard! Another day, you two. Another day.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Aghammer
at 11:44AM, April 29, 2009
AHHHH… it's the mafia, the mafia is trying to shoot us!!! Oh no, it's just Hak… whew… nevermind, everyone go back to sleep!!
Hak, watch out for the bullets bouncing off that thing… you don't want to end up shooting yourself!
Hak, watch out for the bullets bouncing off that thing… you don't want to end up shooting yourself!
Hakoshen
*starts shooting, but the bullets bounce right off!*
Damn you Waff! My bullets are no match for your cardboard! Another day, you two. Another day.
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Hakoshen
at 11:56AM, April 29, 2009
Aghammer
AHHHH… it's the mafia, the mafia is trying to shoot us!!! Oh no, it's just Hak… whew… nevermind, everyone go back to sleep!!
Hak, watch out for the bullets bouncing off that thing… you don't want to end up shooting yourself!Hakoshen
*starts shooting, but the bullets bounce right off!*
Damn you Waff! My bullets are no match for your cardboard! Another day, you two. Another day.
*And, reminded of that terrible night from so many lifetimes ago, Hakoshen replaces his thompson with his trusty sky blue light saber*
Your cardboard is no match for my lightsaber! Mwa ha ha ha!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff
at 12:10PM, April 29, 2009
Hakoshen*waff draws his squirell*Aghammer
AHHHH… it's the mafia, the mafia is trying to shoot us!!! Oh no, it's just Hak… whew… nevermind, everyone go back to sleep!!
Hak, watch out for the bullets bouncing off that thing… you don't want to end up shooting yourself!Hakoshen
*starts shooting, but the bullets bounce right off!*
Damn you Waff! My bullets are no match for your cardboard! Another day, you two. Another day.
*And, reminded of that terrible night from so many lifetimes ago, Hakoshen replaces his thompson with his trusty sky blue light saber*
Your cardboard is no match for my lightsaber! Mwa ha ha ha!

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea
at 12:14PM, April 29, 2009
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Product Placement
at 12:15PM, April 29, 2009
waffOh shi-Hakoshen*waff draws his squirell*
Your cardboard is no match for my lightsaber! Mwa ha ha ha!

Those were my two cents.
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last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
crocty
at 12:17PM, April 29, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Hakoshen
at 12:22PM, April 29, 2009
If not for the fact that my bi-annual performance review is in in two minutes I'd so draw this.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea
at 12:24PM, April 29, 2009
HakoshenGood luck! Don't worry. We will still be insane when you get back.
If not for the fact that my bi-annual performance review is in in two minutes I'd so draw this.
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the2ndredbaron
at 12:24PM, April 29, 2009
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Ochitsukanai
at 12:32PM, April 29, 2009
Hakoshen
Furthermore I would almost say Ochi's mob too, for even entertaining the notion to put him in power! But wait Hakoshen, why not just have Ochi run herself? She sure owned YOU in the race to be mayor! EXACTLY!! Ochi is too loveable and would win far too easily. She's too smart to be that obvious a target, so she's simply endorsing him! It's not just a trap, its a double, no a triple trap!
Yeah, Hakoshen, it was my super-secret mafia plan to get HUMORMAN elected all along! It was a plan that could not fail. How could it have gone so wrong!? XD
Good luck on your review, by the way.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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crocty
at 12:34PM, April 29, 2009
OchitsukanaiLADIES.
my super-secret mafia plan
GENTLEMAN.
I KNOW WHO I'M VOTING FOR THE NEXT LYNCH.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:53AM
kitty17
at 12:43PM, April 29, 2009
This thread moves too fast D:
What time does night end anyways?
What time does night end anyways?
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Aghammer
at 12:44PM, April 29, 2009
Yeah, Ochi is mafia!! Oh wait… hmmmm… although Hak did give you credit for being a smarty :) Maybe it's a four-square (like the game) TRAP… trying to get someone elected that you KNOW isn't mafia to throw off suspicion! HA. See, I get more Like Hakoshen everyday! I do feel like killing people today.
Hakoshen… good luck. I'm sure it will well, as long as you don't kill anyone!
Hakoshen… good luck. I'm sure it will well, as long as you don't kill anyone!
OchitsukanaiHakoshen
Furthermore I would almost say Ochi's mob too, for even entertaining the notion to put him in power! But wait Hakoshen, why not just have Ochi run herself? She sure owned YOU in the race to be mayor! EXACTLY!! Ochi is too loveable and would win far too easily. She's too smart to be that obvious a target, so she's simply endorsing him! It's not just a trap, its a double, no a triple trap!
Yeah, Hakoshen, it was my super-secret mafia plan to get HUMORMAN elected all along! It was a plan that could not fail. How could it have gone so wrong!? XD
Good luck on your review, by the way.
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Niccea
at 12:50PM, April 29, 2009
kitty17Between the hours of 10pm and 12am GMT. Last time the election ended at 10, but the narrative wasn't put up until 12.
This thread moves too fast D:
What time does night end anyways?
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Product Placement
at 12:59PM, April 29, 2009
It ends at 12am GMT. I ended the election early so that I had time to assign bodyguard roles and check if baron wanted to instalynch someone and whether or not humorman wanted to commit any final words.
I think I'll do the same for the lynches except I'll end them at 11pm GMT to give greenmonkey time to pardon if he so wishes and/or ask the person for final words. But day/night brake will always be at 12am GMT/6pm CDT

Add or subtract the number from your timezone at the bottom of the map to figure out at what time the narrations occur.
I think I'll do the same for the lynches except I'll end them at 11pm GMT to give greenmonkey time to pardon if he so wishes and/or ask the person for final words. But day/night brake will always be at 12am GMT/6pm CDT

Add or subtract the number from your timezone at the bottom of the map to figure out at what time the narrations occur.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:50PM
the2ndredbaron
at 1:05PM, April 29, 2009
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:16PM
kitty17
at 1:07PM, April 29, 2009
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Niccea
at 1:07PM, April 29, 2009
I'll be at a meeting during this time. I trust that the mafia will be good sports and not kill me.
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Hakoshen
at 1:12PM, April 29, 2009
The review went fine except for one thing; “Worker's only mentionable fault is spending too much time visiting non business related websites during work hours”
When my boss read that out to me I bout died laughing. Back to business!
Do you really think your squirrel and flame sword can stand against me?! *lightning strikes the area around Hakoshen*
When my boss read that out to me I bout died laughing. Back to business!
Do you really think your squirrel and flame sword can stand against me?! *lightning strikes the area around Hakoshen*
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea
at 1:17PM, April 29, 2009
You see Hak, I don't have that problem. Number one I bring my own computer to work. Number two, as long as my work gets done and I don't unplug the ethernet cable for the security cameras, my boss could careless how I spend my time.
And yes…they can stand up to you.
And yes…they can stand up to you.
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waff
at 1:17PM, April 29, 2009
HakoshenAUTO-PATTY *uses a hamburger to absorb lightning*
The review went fine except for one thing; “Worker's only mentionable fault is spending too much time visiting non business related websites during work hours”
When my boss read that out to me I bout died laughing. Back to business!
Do you really think your squirrel and flame sword can stand against me?! *lightning strikes the area around Hakoshen*

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 1:37PM, April 29, 2009
I have a deep dark secret…….I'm American. As such I don't know GMT at all. I'm pacific time zone.
Also I want to join the fight p.p
Also I want to join the fight p.p
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Hakoshen
at 1:38PM, April 29, 2009
Niccea
You see Hak, I don't have that problem. Number one I bring my own computer to work. Number two, as long as my work gets done and I don't unplug the ethernet cable for the security cameras, my boss could careless how I spend my time.
And yes…they can stand up to you.
We don't have wireless internet. Plus everything goes through the state's server which requires a password, so they'd know what I'm up to either way. But they don't really care, he just wanted to say something other than “worker will strive to improve (insert job duties here)”.
Oh, and Hakoshen starts spinning his lightsaber in an offensive/defensive shield as he readies to close… Then pulls out his thompson and starts shooting.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:41PM
waff
at 1:58PM, April 29, 2009
AUTO-PASTRY *waff pulls out a pie and uses it to block the bullets*
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also I found a tamer version of humorman's rant while looking on tvtropes.(It's called the baka song).
and the page in question.
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also I found a tamer version of humorman's rant while looking on tvtropes.(It's called the baka song).
and the page in question.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
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