YEAH,

Hey, wait a minute :)

harkovast
Aghammer if we can make it a triple and get you swinging along with them, then it would be a PERFECT day

oh ok, I see how it is. Well I know who I will be voting to lynch next.

…

just… in case you don't know… it's Hark ovast. With a space in his name.

but that would be what he wants.

In which case I shouldn't vote for him.

But I want him to die.

hmmmmm.

Parker Farker you are all playing right into my hands!

Bwahahah

BWAHAHAHAHH!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

*falls off chair*

Okay, maybe it's not THAT funny.

(thanks for the space, now I feel dignified….in fact it makes me feel a bit Irish.
“There goes young Hark, of the O'Vast family! He loves the crack, so he does!” Now all you Americans will envy me as you all harbour a deep seated secret desire to be Irish. FACT!)

I AM Irish
in part anyway

I'm Irish too.

Actually my family is a dangerous mix of Irish and German.

Anywho.

I'm not calling double header. This is mainly cause the lynch yesterday was a botch. We don't have any positive leads right now let alone two.

I will also not be back on until after 10 CDT (that is 4 hours after the narrative), so please get along, kay?

I sent a list of suspects to a few that I trust and they will be combing clues, looking for them.

See what I mean?

Wow I'm Irish too :D and scottish, german, dutch, russian, and native american! So this basicly means I'm a purebred American!

I (apparently) sound Irish, and use a lot of Irish words, but don't believe I'm Irish in the slightest!

Crocty, you are not American, therefore you lack the innate American need to pretend to be Irish.
In fact now I come to think about it, having people think you are Irish but not wanting to be is sort of like being the opposite of an American….therefore I must conclude you are a terrorist.
Why, Crocty?
Why must you hate freedom so much?

Weird observation…you never get Americans saying “I'm English” like you do with Ireland. If you did, the English would probably not be the villains in all Hollywood movies ever made, as they are at the momment.

harkovast
Crocty, you are not American, therefore you lack the innate American need to pretend to be Irish.
In fact now I come to think about it, having people think you are Irish but not wanting to be is sort of like being the opposite of an American….therefore I must conclude you are a terrorist.
Why, Crocty?
Why must you hate freedom so much?

Weird observation…you never get Americans saying “I'm English” like you do with Ireland. If you did, the English would probably not be the villains in all Hollywood movies ever made, as they are at the momment.

D: I don't mean to…

It's just…I grew up watching Father Ted.
saying feck, and ya' dirty little fecker, and fecking hell, and OH FECK IT ALL comes naturally to me!

harkovast
Aghammer if we can make it a triple and get you swinging along with them, then it would be a PURRFECT day

since your a cat and all I figured this would be better. Although I still stay it is your Hark.

harkovast
Crocty, you are not American, therefore you lack the innate American need to pretend to be Irish.

Nine of ten Americans who claim to be part Native American will claim Cherokee.

Hakoshen

harkovast
Crocty, you are not American, therefore you lack the innate American need to pretend to be Irish.

Nine of ten Americans who claim to be part Native American will claim Cherokee.

But I am Cherokee D:

Actually I can prove it. My nana (mom's mom) is 5 foot nothing and had red hair. Her maiden name is Fager and that is an Irish name. I supposedly have Irish from the other side too.
Hey, where's the GM?

Salsa technically you didn't prove you are Irish, you just proved your grandmother is Irish.
So unless you are like Norman Bates, I'm not convinced (and even he was just pretending to be his mother…so you would be like super bates…)

Hakoshen personally I prefer to claim to be an Apache. It sounds bad ass and they even named a Helicopter after em!

Apparently you failed to read the fine print.

Night 2 is OVER!

The2ndredbaron was just relaxing in his office, at his privately owed airport, reading a book in his favorite chair. He didn’t notice the shadowy figure lurking just outside his window.

A loud crash noise caught him off guard. Baron looked up to see someone had just busted through his window. “Who are you!” he shouted standing up. “Like who I am should be your main concern,” the figure said with a laugh.

It was at this moment that he realized the narrator was talking about him. “Like hell I’m just going to stay here and die!” he shouted as he ran towards his plane. The attacker just smiled and said “checkmate” as he watched his target try to escape.

Baron managed to get his plane in the air and was quickly heading for out of town. “I’m free now!” he yelled. But he had forgotten the force field surrounding the town. As his plane hit the Townston city limit he smashed right into the force field, making a giant explosion. The explosion light up the town. His attacker’s face seemed to glow.

The2ndredbaron the townie is dead.


Harkovast liked killing. He liked it so much he had made a job of it. He enjoyed killing the germs that caused sickness. He loved sewing up a wound as if strangling the injury. Yes he loved his job.

As he was running to see his next target, he felt a sharp pain to his neck. His hand felt something on his neck. He pulled something out of it and was surprised to see a dart.

“What the?!” he exclaimed. “Oh don’t mind that. Its just a mild poison,” A figure said as he emerged from the shadows. “Poison!” Hark said as the world seemed to spin. “Well you see I am too lazy to go chancing after you,” the attacker said with a smile.

Hark knew how this was going to end. So he shouted, “With my dieing breath I will shamelessly plug my comic! No Talent!” Hark’s jaw dropped. “Hahumahah! That poison keeps you from saying your comic name!” the attacker laughed.

“No what kind of a monster would do that!” Shouted Hark as he fell to the ground. He could barely breathe now. “Oh stop being a baby,” The killer laugh as Hark drew his last breath. “Well at least I got to play around with him for a little bit,” the killer said as he walked down a side street.

Harkovast the Paramedic is dead.

Else where the remaining Paramedic checked his target, the Detective called for a vote recount and the Mad Hatter planeted a bomb on his first victom.

“See, I told you it was better than a moive,” said TFGM’s spirit as he passed the popcorn to Inu’s ghost. “Yeah not bad. But where are the Brocaj,” Inu asked. “Something about haunting a baker for making his body into a pie,” replied TFGM.


Day 3 has BEGUN!

wai-what! I thought hark was too crazy to kill! I think after last time, I am going to keep my two cents to myself.

Salsa
wai-what! I thought hark was too crazy to kill! I think after last time, I am going to keep my two cents to myself.

All will die hahahamahuaha

Also sorry for being late. My eye was acting up agian.

Nooo! A poison that stops shameless comic plugs? That is too evil to even imagine!
The horror!
TFGM you have a twisted mind.
Whoever killed me, you are no fun at all!
You could have at least offered me a bribe to join the bad guys or something!

HOLY SHITAKIMUSHROOMS!!!

after briefly going through the clues, I conclude that no other then pastel is the killer of baron. About the seccond killer, I am not so sure but the laziness is still a major factor…

Something that seems so obvious now…. "Stop being such a baby". One of Gullas's comics is titled bobby the fetus. Baby was mentioned in the first night's killing too. Gullas is also on the long list of people who mention laziness in their profile.

Would who ever killed me please pq me and own up!
I demand an explanation!
I've been dead for 50 minutes and already I dont like it!

Exzachly
Something that seems so obvious now…. "Stop being such a baby". One of Gullas's comics is titled bobby the fetus. Baby was mentioned in the first night's killing too. Gullas is also on the long list of people who mention laziness in their profile.

time to cook up a defence ah? *starts to cut open the bodies of the falles townies*
As I have stated, in the former mafia games, “bobby the fetus” is about a fetus but not a baby, there is a fundametnal difference between those two things, albeit a fetus comes before a baby but that's not the issue here…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Night 2 is OVER!

The2ndredbaron was just relaxing in his office, at his privately owed airport, reading a book in his favorite chair. He didn’t notice the shadowy figure lurking just outside his window.

A loud crash noise caught him off guard. Baron looked up to see someone had just busted through his window. “Who are you!” he shouted standing up. “Like who I am should be your main concern,” the figure said with a laugh.

It was at this moment that he realized the narrator was talking about him. “Like hell I’m just going to stay here and die!” he shouted as he ran towards his plane. The attacker just smiled and said “checkmate” as he watched his target try to escape.

Baron managed to get his plane in the air and was quickly heading for out of town. “I’m free now!” he yelled. But he had forgotten the force field surrounding the town. As his plane hit the Townston city limit he smashed right into the force field, making a giant explosion. The explosion light up the town. His attacker’s face seemed to glow.

The2ndredbaron the townie is dead.

The glowing bit? Colored face surrounded with white background?

Waff's Profile
If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
- 25-Star General Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

Maybe?

Second killer, same as the first, and I got nothin. YET.

On hark's killing: Clearly the two things that were repeated from this one and the first night are clues. Laziness and baby. I've checked all the people who mention laziness for any reference towards baby (including comic pages) and haven't found any connections except bobby the fetus and d_dude mentioning “kids TV”. Since no one mentions babies or infants outright, fetus is the next closest thing, so I'm pretty much convinced it was gullas.

If anyone wants to double check, here are the people that mention laziness in their profile: Gullas, kitty, crocty, D_Dude.

And here are the people that say things that could be rather tenuously could interpeted as lazy:
Salsa “I procrastinate a lot”
pastel “If I were a kitty I'd take a million naps”
hakoshen “I'm just another dude livin life and takin' it easy”

exzachly you are just as much undersuspicion as the people you mentioned. two of the first five pages of your comic have laziness as part of it.

Ehhh… kinda. I'll just let people decide for themselves. I assume you're talking about these two:
page 1 and page 3

Neither of which overtly mentions laziness.

When I had gone around and asked for roles, Red had told me that he was in the mob. I really didn't believe him, but I had no way of proving it or disproving it because the detective had already used the role checks. The serial killer did him in cause I asked them to.

I truly was wrong…it does look like Crocty is as innocent as a newborn baby. Although that's not the best simile, since it would appear that an unborn baby committed the crime, huh? I agree with Exzachly that it looks like Gullas - the laziness and the baby being the most important things, since they're both repeated motifs that apply easily to the same person…

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
“Well at least I got to play around with him for a little bit,” the killer said as he walked down a side street.

"I am into tabletop role-playing games such as Dungeons and Dragons but frankly we are few who play such here."

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
He enjoyed killing the germs that caused sickness. He loved sewing up a wound as if strangling the injury. Yes he loved his job. As he was running to see his next target, he felt a sharp pain to his neck. He pulled something out of it and was surprised to see a dart.

The first bit is in reference to Hark, but could this be a clue as well?