Randomdudeperson
@anyone-that-wasnt-@ed…Do-i-know-any-of-you?No?ok-then,i-dont-feel-too-bad-then,gn.

Same.

D_Dude is the Colonel so long as Mett is Jack.

Mett coming out and posting kinda defends that.

Glasses and a “fancy hat”.

Narration
“Your time is finally up, you rotten fiend!” proclaimed the self imposed hero of the town, while benching a trash can that was filled to the brim.

Shirkensama is Waff thus he relates to this if it is indeed a clue.


But both these clues were suggested by someone suspicious so don't take their word.

Take my word.
…
Take the Mafia's word.

That's Allstate's stand…Are you in good hands?

Still waiting for those delicous votes.

A Reaver

Randomdudeperson
@anyone-that-wasnt-@ed…Do-i-know-any-of-you?No?ok-then,i-dont-feel-too-bad-then,gn.

Same.

I see what you did there…
(I'll get yelled at for this one too.)

A very smexy man
Still waiting for those delicous votes.

Speaking of votes…

Randomdudethingy
I lynch leet now!

Random is trying to get rid of me, thus he is confirming that he sucks at being mafia.
You don't take out the annoying townie until the end of the game.

I mean the annoying mafia member until the end of the game.

I mean you don't take out the invincible mafia man because he is smexy.

…

…I am mafia! (just look at this edited post!)

So there's two votes: one Niccea and one 1337. I haven't seen anything pointing to Niccea, and 1337 has been Begging, BEGGING. And since nothing looks convincing to me,

well, 1337, it's been fun trying to figure out what the Hell you're saying, but

Wait, if 1337 was mafia then the colonels ability wouldn't have worked on him, would it?

You know… guys… 1337 can't be lynched tonight. He's not in town today and thus is immune from any killing. That includes lynching. A similar thing happened when I accidentally killed Salsa, when he was out of town in a previous game of mine.

And before the rage fest begins for not telling you all sooner sooner, I know, I just remembered it myself. I've been very busy today. ^^'

…you know… I feel like such a boob for not realizing this sooner so I'm thinking about resetting the lynch vote and extend the deadline for another 24 hours.

I'll promise to make it up to you with a decent narration.

…There I just sent a PQ to everyone that had already voted informing them of the situation. Again, I apologize for my screwup.

Thanks-pp.

Now-l33t-truly-is-invinceable-tonight.

>_<

shirkersama
Wait, if 1337 was mafia then the colonels ability wouldn't have worked on him, would it?

Holy-fuck….dammit.

Ok,l33t-and-hark-are-now-proven-innocent-with-this-new-revalation.

Who-we-offing-tonight-then?

Randomdudeperson

shirkersama
Wait, if 1337 was mafia then the colonels ability wouldn't have worked on him, would it?

Holy-fuck….dammit.

Ok,l33t-and-hark-are-now-proven-innocent-with-this-new-revalation.

Not necessarily. The colonel only leaves his teammates alone, and there is a killer out there who's not part of his team.

Product Placement

Randomdudeperson
Ok,l33t-and-hark-are-now-proven-innocent-with-this-new-revalation.

Not necessarily. The colonel only leaves his teammates alone, and there is a killer out there who's not part of his team.

WTF?

Randomdudeperson
Who-we-offing-tonight-then?

I dunno — I'm so confused. Off the top of my head, I'd say cut the dead wood loose. Meaning: who's heard from Byndris lately?

Product Placement

Randomdudeperson

shirkersama
Wait, if 1337 was mafia then the colonels ability wouldn't have worked on him, would it?

Holy-fuck….dammit.

Ok,l33t-and-hark-are-now-proven-innocent-with-this-new-revalation.

Not necessarily. The colonel only leaves his teammates alone, and there is a killer out there who's not part of his team.

I-didnt-know-the-gm-was-allowed-to-give-us-advice-or-hints-during-the-game…

^_^

-Shrugs-

Felt like pointing it out.

Product Placement
-Shrugs-

Felt like pointing it out.

Tired-of-watching-us-making-mistake-after-mistake?lol

So while Hark and 1337 could still be the serial killer they can't be mafia. Right now I think the mafia is a bigger threat.
I am sticking with lynching D_Dude for lack of a better suspect.

shirkersama
I am sticking with lynching D_Dude for lack of a better suspect.

It does make more sense than Byndris (is there really such a thing as a Byndris?)

Yes, there is, and it tricked me into buying two tickets to the school dance.

Kept saying rapidfire uses of a second ticket, I thought I had a good deal. Then my date cancelled and he refused to refund.

Byndris is a tricky one..

Product Placement
-Shrugs-

Felt like pointing it out.

Well thank you, Mr. GM. You ruined my ruse…

Sorry guys, I'm not mafia…

:O !

…Just annoying.

But I could still possibly be the serial!!! :P

D_Dude could possibly had been guilty. I did give you guys some hints there, thanks for taking them, not.


I also thank mr Gm man for showing how paranoid townies get and how they miss facts of the game (like I do every five minutes).

I wish I'd been able to see the old vote because I would have once again made my accusations.

Niccea's probably the goddie. Just Saiyan.

…I AM MAFIA!!!

(couldn't resist coming back and editing this)

I Am The 1337 Master

Product Placement
-Shrugs-

Felt like pointing it out.

Well thank you, Mr. GM. You ruined my ruse…

Sorry guys, I'm not mafia…

:O !

…Just annoying.

But I could still possibly be the serial!!! :P

D_Dude could possibly had been guilty. I did give you guys some hints there, thanks for taking them, not.


I also thank mr Gm man for showing how paranoid townies get and how they miss facts of the game (like I do every five minutes).

I wish I'd been able to see the old vote because I would have once again made my accusations.

Niccea's probably the goddie. Just Saiyan.

…I AM MAFIA!!!

(couldn't resist coming back and editing this)

I-will-still-vote-to-lynch-you-based-on-the-fact-you-might-be-Jack.

>:)

But-when-you-come-back-i-guess…

:cry2:

shirkersama
So while Hark and 1337 could still be the serial killer they can't be mafia. Right now I think the mafia is a bigger threat.
I am sticking with lynching D_Dude for lack of a better suspect.

Soooo….whats-the-evidence-against-D_dude?

Randomdudeperson

shirkersama
So while Hark and 1337 could still be the serial killer they can't be mafia. Right now I think the mafia is a bigger threat.
I am sticking with lynching D_Dude for lack of a better suspect.

Soooo….whats-the-evidence-against-D_dude?

I just thought of something. You can copy and paste a space someone puts in there post. Here, I will generously give you spaces.


Or you can use the _.

Randomdudeperson

shirkersama
So while Hark and 1337 could still be the serial killer they can't be mafia. Right now I think the mafia is a bigger threat.
I am sticking with lynching D_Dude for lack of a better suspect.

Soooo….whats-the-evidence-against-D_dude?

I'll answer this with a quote.

1337 in taking other's evidence and putting it to good use
Glasses and a “fancy hat”.

People need to stop dismissing clues as just going with the role. God. He wouldn't have used it three billion times for you to miss it.

And I could be wrong but just get someone dead!

Lynch someone useful ya townies!

I want to remind you all I am a townie bodyguard.
Just saying.

harkovast
I want to remind you all I am a townie bodyguard.
Just saying.

With a statement like that, you obviously must be the recovering sugar junkie!

Narration being written as we speak. Coming up shortly.

Mettaur

harkovast
I want to remind you all I am a townie bodyguard.
Just saying.

With a statement like that, you obviously must be the recovering sugar junkie!

Nice job, now Hark's trap won't work.

You've ruined it all. :/

Narration!

Many people, not aware of what's going on, might wonder why a group of rilled up villagers are dragging D_Dude down the street for some old fashioned lynching. Well, turns out that PETA wasn't particularly happy with the loss of their new president, on top of having their new followers being killed off in the streets. So much in fact that they have proclaimed the fast food industry as enemy of the state.
Unfortunately, since the heads of the various restaurants are doing a good job concealing themselves, people are left up with only thing that they can do; random accusation.
“Please don't do this. I promise you that I'm innocent. I haven't killed a single soul” begged D_Dude.
“Eh, that's what they all say.” argued shirkersama, who was in a foul mood today.
“You can blame 1337 master for not being here, cause we first wanted to go after him.” complained Anthony Mercer.
“Yeah, turns out that spray painting ‘I’ve personally caused the extinction of three endangered animals who were very delicious - Love 1337 master' all over this town isn't good for your health.” pointed Crocty out.

At any rate, the crew had finally reached the town center where a mob of people had gathered to watch or participating in the dirty deed. However as the town was about to have their way with D_Dude, a honking car pulled up next to them.
“Hold it, just one darn second.” said the driver as he and few others suit dressed men stepped out of the car.
“This doesn't concern you, so please walk away.” proclaimed Mettaur, with few other villagers rallying up behind him.
“This concerns us greatly. You're about to kill a very important person!” said one of the
“… What exactly do you mean?” asked D_Dude, curious, albeit glad about the interruption.
“Why, haven't you heard?” asked the representative as he pulled out a metal from under his coat. “You've just won the Annal Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence”
“It's a very prestigious award that grants anyone who receives it a Get-Out-Of-Jail free card.” said one of the other representatives, handing D_Dude an appropriately labeled card.
“The annual what now?” asked Ayes. “I've never heard of such thing.”
“Understandable. It was just sanctioned by the state today.” replied the representative with the medal, as he gave it to D_Dude.
“Rest for sure that it's very prestigious award, none the less.” said the third representative reassuringly.
“Well, while I'm particularly grateful for this honor, I would like to use my card today, if anyone doesn't mind.” said D_Dude and handed the note to Salsa.

The confused town gave D_Dude their congratulations for winning this award although allot of folks were suspicious about the convenient timing of it.

Lynch has been canceled

Day 3 is over.

Night 3 has begun.

Well I think we know who's mafia.

Or is more than likely mafia that is.

I Am The 1337 Master
Well I think we know who's mafia.

Or is more than likely mafia that is.

Yeah, kinda interesting.

Or-is-this-one-of-those-save-the-townie-to-make-it-look-mafia-therefore-saving-themselves-from-sportacus-one-more-night?

As-for-suggestion-of-copying-and-pasting-spaces…what-the-fuck-is-the-matter-with-you!!!

You-try-doing-that-yourself,see-how-long-it-takes!!!

Besides,im-getting-a-new-computer-soon,so-be-patient-with-me:(

Randomdudeperson
As-for-suggestion-of-copying-and-pasting-spaces…what-the-fuck-is-the-matter-with-you!!!

You-try-doing-that-yourself,see-how-long-it-takes!!!

Actually… that wouldn't take so long, if you know how to do it speedily.

Instead of using that standard “right click with mouse and select ‘paste’” method, like I'm guessing you're thinking about, you can actually use your keyboard. Just press Ctrl+V and you will execute the paste command. Similarly Ctrl+C is the equivalent of for “Copy” while Ctrl+X is the command for “Cut”.
Also, Ctrl+Z and Ctrl+Shift+Z are “Undo” and “Redo” respectively.

I hope you'll enjoy your journey in discovering the wonders of the Ctrl button as you'll quickly find that these methods are usually faster to execute then the standard “Right-Click-Mouse” methods.

P.S. Swear words won't make you popular.