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P.S. Swear words won't make you popular.

But they will make you cool.

Interesting about the lynch cancel. Said BK ran in to someone last night? Maybe D dude is the king then? And he ran in to caesar?
Or something. :/

I guess we'll find out tonight. Or you know, tomorrow if Salsa doesn't kill D Dude.

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Randomdudeperson
As-for-suggestion-of-copying-and-pasting-spaces…what-the-fuck-is-the-matter-with-you!!!

You-try-doing-that-yourself,see-how-long-it-takes!!!

Actually… that wouldn't take so long, if you know how to do it speedily.

Instead of using that standard “right click with mouse and select ‘paste’” method, like I'm guessing you're thinking about, you can actually use your keyboard. Just press Ctrl+V and you will execute the paste command. Similarly Ctrl+C is the equivalent of for “Copy” while Ctrl+X is the command for “Cut”.
Also, Ctrl+Z and Ctrl+Shift+Z are “Undo” and “Redo” respectively.

I hope you'll enjoy your journey in discovering the wonders of the Ctrl button as you'll quickly find that these methods are usually faster to execute then the standard “Right-Click-Mouse” methods.

P.S. Swear words won't make you popular.

Interesting….too-bad-its-broken-too….

And-i-agree-with-the-swearing.I-used-to-not-do-so,but-its-something-i-do-now.I'll-admit-im-not-proud-of-the-habit,bad-company-corrupts-good-morals.That-and-constant-stress-lol

Unless the fitness trainer protects him, or you know, this:


We should be good.

random
Or-is-this-one-of-those-save-the-townie-to-make-it-look-mafia-therefore-saving-themselves-from-sportacus-one-more-night?

WE NEED TO STOP DOUBTING.

IT'S NEVER SAVE A TOWNIE STUFF.

Someone kill D_dude and while they're at it kill random too.

Ten bucks Niccea is the goddie.


EDIT: heh heh…I edited my post, this time not on purpose.

Oh and I'll be dead tonight, bet on it.

Still alive and body guarding like a pro.

I Am The 1337 Master

random
Or-is-this-one-of-those-save-the-townie-to-make-it-look-mafia-therefore-saving-themselves-from-sportacus-one-more-night?

WE NEED TO STOP DOUBTING.

IT'S NEVER SAVE A TOWNIE STUFF.

If I recall correctly, the only time that the mafia saved a townie was when I was GF. Roku turned out to be the Berserker. Ahhhhh, that was a fun game.

harkovast
Still alive and body guarding like a pro.

Like a boss!

A Reaver

harkovast
Still alive and body guarding like a pro.

Like a boss!

More like a computer than a boss.

Or an employee since he's the bodyguard not the one being guarded.

Narration!

“Man… Why on Earth has my luck been so terrible lately?” asked D_Dude to himself as he sat on a park bench, sulking about his misfortune.
“It's because villains are never lucky!” stated the boastful fitness champion, standing in the ever generic cliché hero pose.
“Oh come on! You've got no right to say that.” complained D_Dude before realizing that this guy has the tendency of killing those he calls villains and decides to split.
Seeing as D_Dude liked the idea of continued existence, he was very interested in escaping and thus his legs were straining to keep up with his commands to go faster.
“Say. That's actually a pretty good pace you got going there.” praised the sports nut “Why, I wouldn't be surprised if you could make a 6 minute mile.”
D_Dude was shocked to see his pursuer keeping up with him at great ease before receiving a fist in his face.

D_Dude AKA the Colonel, was apparently not that good of a runner.

Elsewhere a villager decides that he has no more midnight oil left to burn and closes up his shop. Upon stepping inside his car and buckling the belt, he's scared half to death when he's tapped on the shoulder, revealing a very smiling individual in his back seat.
“Missing those good old days, where you could sink your teeth in a juicy burger?” asked a deep voice.
“Who said that!?” asked the villager confused, looking around for the mysterious source of the voice.
“Well, worry no further-” continued the voice, as the smiling man handed him a burger on a plate.
“-Introducing the new Veggie delight! The delicious and nutritious veggie delight!
It's got lettuce! Tomatoes! Tofu Pattie! More Lettuce! And to top it all, some Onion!”
“Well… I suppose it's worth giving it a try…” said the villager, since he could feel that he was a little hungry.

An unsuspecting villager gave the Tofu Burger a try.

As the moon kept its vigil over Townston, yet another killer could be spotted in the streets. This one was particularly frustrated about his current situation, cause he was having difficulties finding his intended victim. However, it was the least of his problems cause it seems like he was about to run into someone with motives similar to his. Ah he turned the corner, he was quick to recognize his former acquaintance from the fast food industry.
“Sooo… The rumors about you showing up again were true.” remarked Caesar annoyed as he stared down his foe.
“Couldn't have you guys running the show.” said Jack mockingly. “I prefer having things… my way.”
“Well, my horoscope tells me that you're not going to be dodging any more buses after tonight.” argued Caesar as he pulled out his knife and attacked.

Now logic usually dictates that when someone comes at you with a knife, you're in trouble. However, fortunately for Jack, he seems to know a thing or two regarding disarming techniques, which Caesar was now finding out the hard way. As Jack twisted his arm something fierce, Caesar was forced to drop his knife and was subsequently forced on the ground.
“You always were too slow for me.” said Jack, as he applied more pressure to his arm.
“Well… And you always did fail to notice my backstabbing arm” said Caesar as he grinned through the pain and stabbed Jack in his sides with his other arm. It does pay off to bring a spare weapon to a fight, after all.
The shock distracted Jack enough for Caesar to break free and what followed were some terribly painful jabs, which left the serial killer mortally wounded on the ground.
“You see? Horoscopes never lie.” mocked Caesar to his dying foe.

Mettaur AKA Jack in the Box has been downsized.

“Good job with that prick.” said the surly man to Caesar “-Never did like his ads.”
“What are you doing here?” asked Caesar, who was getting a little annoyed by all these reunions tonight.
Unmoved by Caesars hostile response, the man handed him a box, stating: “Boss wanted me to give you this”.
“Oh. Don't mind if I do.” said Caesar, as he happily accepted the midnight snack.
“So… You want fries with that?” asked the surly man who was not particularly impressed with Caesars table manners.

Meanwhile another townie comes back home after spending some time off from this wacky town, while wondering if anyone missed him.
No one really did.

Night 3 is over.

Day 4 has begun.

Oh look who was right.

Me suckas.


You guys suck at clue solving sometimes…


Now we just need to hang random and then possibly attack shirk and niccea in the night.

…I'm still being very bossy. :D

Narration
Meanwhile another townie comes back home after spending some time off from this wacky town, while wondering if anyone missed him.
No one really did.

Oi!
I bet there'd be at least one…

right guys?

Maybe my mafia buddies would miss me.

By the way, Caesar. If you wanna work for us it'd be cool.

Ron obviously doesn't pay well enough.

Just contact me via gm or something.

…I doubt you'll do that but…what the hell!

I love you all, and hope you all burn in hell. I like my lettuce crispy.

I shall have my loyal minion carry on for me! Except he is completely useless, nevermind!

And-with-that,hark-and-l33t-are-for-sure-proven-innocent.

Off-to-church-now,ill-try-to-figure-out-clues-later.

I Am The 1337 Master
Oh look who was right.

Me.
About D_Dude anyway. I am the best ever. Woo.

Hmmmmm. I wonder if Random is Ron the Don?

Salsa
Hmmmmm. I wonder if Random is Ron the Don?

Interesting. It's a rather common phrase, but if it was going to be a huge red herring I'm sure PP wouldn't have put it. (Unless he didn't notice it, that is)
BK met someone a few nights ago, I don't think there were any clues in that, were there? So either that narrative didn't have any clues in it, or the Don is a special case that does leave clues.

Of course, the other one could have had clues, and it was just so short we overlooked it.
Interesting.

If you give me a moment, I will look through previous narratives of the don to see if he has any other clues point to Random.
And by moment I mean like an hour, this shit takes time brother.

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decorated with creepy smiles.
…
it's bad for you cause that means my boss doesn't need you around".

His profile mentions an evil grin, and being away for a while? (Though that's less obvious than the first one.

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“You don't like it; talk to the management.”

This comic seems to say something similar. If you don't like it just talk to = If you don't want to then just say so.

And of course the fries with that from last night.

crocty

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decorated with creepy smiles.
…
it's bad for you cause that means my boss doesn't need you around".

His profile mentions an evil grin, and being away for a while? (Though that's less obvious than the first one.

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“You don't like it; talk to the management.”

This comic seems to say something similar. If you don't like it just talk to = If you don't want to then just say so.

And of course the fries with that from last night.

I-never-seem-to-live-in-these-games-anymore.And-here-i-was-thinking-i-was-gonna-survive-this-one.
:cry2:
I-have-nothing-to-say-in-my-defence,i'll-just-say-im-a-vegan,but-thats-up-to-you-guys-to-decide.

Randomdudeperson

crocty

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decorated with creepy smiles.
…
it's bad for you cause that means my boss doesn't need you around".

His profile mentions an evil grin, and being away for a while? (Though that's less obvious than the first one.

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“You don't like it; talk to the management.”

This comic seems to say something similar. If you don't like it just talk to = If you don't want to then just say so.

And of course the fries with that from last night.

I-never-seem-to-live-in-these-games-anymore.And-here-i-was-thinking-i-was-gonna-survive-this-one.
:cry2:
I-have-nothing-to-say-in-my-defence,i'll-just-say-im-a-vegan,but-thats-up-to-you-guys-to-decide.

Quite frankly an awful defense, which is pretty common when you're guilty, so, I no longer have any doubt about. Sorry.

I will look for clues for Caesar and BK later.

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jIf you are a townie now is a good time to confirm it everyone that is suspicious.

Also, I have no doubts that random is mafia. I predict he is Caesar though.

Well, since I'm not suspicious, I'll just sit here and continue not being suspicious, if that's fine by everyone.

Okay I just looked through the clues again, and I'm pretty sure that Caesar is shirkersama.

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With a dramatic gesture befitting the snootiest noir films, KomradeDave was stabbed by his assailant.
“Et tu… Caesar?” whimpered KomradeDave before going down.

Black and White again from his avatar? The Snooty part could be derived from the philoshopical comic shirkersama makes, Philosophy being quite snooty. I guess?

Philosophy also fits in with the Shakespeare quote, though that could just be to let you know it's a kill by Caesar.

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B.K. Had an interesting night. Despite having trouble finding his target, he ended up meeting up with one of his partners in crime.

“Long lost brother of Waff”, as Caesar also got “lost”. It may look like a clue against BK, but in a later mutation* with Caesar, it is mentioned again, so it's pretty much guarunteed to be a clue.

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he was having difficulties finding his intended victim.

“Well, my horoscope tells me that you're not going to be dodging any more buses after tonight.” argued Caesar as he pulled out his knife and attacked.


“You see? Horoscopes never lie.”

Again, the long lost brother of Waff clue.

The horroscope thing is pretty tantalising. Perhaps another thing about the Philosophy? They're both pretty bullshit subjects.

These clues are all pretty similar, but as shirkersama does not have that big of a profile, I would expect clues to be repeated/reused often. Assuming Salsa targets shirkersama tonight, we may have our win by tomorrow.

*Edit: Later mutation with Caesar? Christ Crocty, *******NARRATION, come the fuck on. Too much L4D2.
I'd edit it out, but it's such a baffling mistake to make I'll just leave it in for people to gawk at and laugh.

I Am The 1337 Master
jIf you are a townie now is a good time to confirm it everyone that is suspicious.

Also, I have no doubts that random is mafia. I predict he is Caesar though.

You-think-im-caesar.

Salsa-thinks-im-ron.

Anyone-wanna-say-im-bk?

btw,wanna-make-a-bet-l33t?You-owe-me-fan-art-if-i-die-and-are-not-antitownie.Vica-versa-if-i-am-mafia.Lets-see-how-sure-you-are-now.

>:)

Anthony Mercer

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I-love-it

^_^

crocty
Quite frankly an awful defense, which is pretty common when you're guilty, so, I no longer have any doubt about. Sorry.

Of-course-it-is.You-know-why?Every-time-im-accused,*and-shortly-lynched*,I-NEVER-defend-myself.I-ALWAYS-let-you-guys-kill-me,since-being-a-townie,I-know-for-a-fact-that-once-somone-is-accused,whatever-they-say-is-disregarded.So-why-waste-my-time?And-when-im-accused-and-AM-mafia,instead-of-defending-myself,i-twist-the-clues-and-make-it-look-like-someone-else.I-did-this-once,back-when-i-was-InuYasha_rules.

Well,this-is-the-first-time-ive-actually-made-a-defence-lolz.Question-is,will-it-be-ignored?Answer,yes:p

crocty
Assuming Salsa targets shirkersama tonight, we may have our win by tomorrow.

Oop, forgot about the king.

Mind you, if we lynch the king tomorrow we'll still have it.

It's on RandomDP.

On like DK.

Didn't want to type it…


Number two RDP, even if you're not then we have an even better understanding of who is.



THING TO MENTION: We don't know if Salsa canceled the lynch or if the mafia did.

And I'll be dead in the night, bet on it.

Alright I'm off to bed now anyway, I'll see how this shit all turns out in the morning.
(Unless PP posted the narration in the 1 minute it took to type this)

Why do people always send in requests, 10 minutes before narration is due?

I was already done writing it! :/

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Why do people always send in requests, 10 minutes before narration is due?

I was already done writing it! :/

That's Why send in my requests on the first night.