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harkovast at 5:39PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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HOLY CRAP! They just wrote a song about me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTVpxxzb2Dc&feature=channel

How did they know?

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Hakoshen at 5:56PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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You know Hark, I was going to make a remark about acting like a terrorist, but I decided against it. If, however, you mean taking credit for something I didn't really control, well that too.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 5:58PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Hak I'm just edgy, like family guy!
Making shockingly offensive comments for cheap pops!
I said “balls” once in a comment on Charby the vampirate!
Oh yeah! I'm a hardcore momma jomma!

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Hakoshen at 6:04PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Well you know me, I'm the devil's advocate. I shake things up at the cost of victory. It's a wonder anyone still trusts me!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 6:05PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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I dont have trust, I jsut have people who were the last to bribe me.
It is freakin awesome!
Like being an Eddie Murophy Donkey on acid, only completely different!

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Hakoshen at 6:11PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Yeah, well no one's ever interested in bribing me, despite my clear willingness to accept them.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Product Placement at 6:17PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Product Placement
Wait what? Hark won the popularity vote.

Didn't he?
Nah, I was one of the “last minuters”.
What the hell man. Why?

Just… why?
therealtj
Hey, nice job you guys! We managed to lynch one of our scary movie fans for no reason whatsoever!
What he said.
Randomdudeperson
Now, I await PP's face palm!
Oh, you mean this?

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Those were my two cents.
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seventy2 at 6:19PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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nobody ever lets me live, despite my clear willingness to accept it.
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Hakoshen at 6:37PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Well, I wont defend my actions, I contributed to the death of an innocent due to misinterpreted evidence and a witch hunt motivated by my own impending doom.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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therealtj at 8:05PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Hakoshen
Well, I wont defend my actions, I contributed to the death of an innocent due to misinterpreted evidence and a witch hunt motivated by my own impending doom.
Oh, don't worry. It's not your fault.

Edit: Wait, nevermind, it's all your fault.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Salsa at 8:44PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Well, looks like my lucklessness is back. :/ I hafta say that I am slightly annoyed that you killed the Pardoner.
RAGE!
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Exzachly at 8:47PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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What the hell guys! Why?! How the hell did hakoshen get so many people to vote against seventy2? Something fishy is definitely going on…
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crocty at 9:01PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR THE VAN HELSING!

Too bad I'm not him.

*Waits impatiently for death*
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Hakoshen at 9:11PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Exzachly
What the hell guys! Why?! How the hell did hakoshen get so many people to vote against seventy2? Something fishy is definitely going on…

Well that much is easy to explain; a half-baked plan will get people online if you start PQing people. Everyone else is probably a monster.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Exzachly at 9:19PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Hakoshen
Exzachly
What the hell guys! Why?! How the hell did hakoshen get so many people to vote against seventy2? Something fishy is definitely going on…

Well that much is easy to explain; a half-baked plan will get people online if you start PQing people. Everyone else is probably a monster.
Who's the “everyone else” in this case?
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Randomdudeperson at 9:56PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Aghammer
And Rok, sorry, sorry about the lateness (you know that's my trademark ;))

Do I feel the hint of a title?

Product Placement
Oh, you mean this?

……………………………………..________
………………………………,.-‘”……………….``~.,
………………………..,.-”……………………………..“-.,
…………………….,/………………………………………..”:,
…………………,?………………………………………………\,
………………./…………………………………………………..,}
……………../………………………………………………,:`^`..}
……………/……………………………………………,:”………/
…………..?…..__…………………………………..:`………../
…………./__.(…..“~-,_…………………………,:`………./
………../(_….”~,_……..“~,_………………..,:`…….._/
……….{.._$;_……”=,_…….“-,_…….,.-~-,},.~”;/….}
………..((…..*~_…….”=-._……“;,,./`…./”…………../
…,,,___.\`~,……“~.,………………..`…..}…………../
…………(….`=-,,…….`……………………(……;_,,-”
…………/.`~,……`-………………………….\……/\
………….\`~.*-,……………………………….|,./…..\,__
,,_……….}.>-._\……………………………..|…………..`=~-,
…..`=~-,_\_……`\,……………………………\
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…………………………..`:,,………………………`\…………..__
……………………………….`=-,……………….,%`>–==``
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……………………………..,<`.._|_,- a half-baked plan will get people online if you start PQing people. Everyone else is probably a monster.

How come I didn’t get a pq? :(
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ParkerFarker at 10:09PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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sounds like you guys are having fun…










:(

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Product Placement at 10:22PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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ParkerFarker
sounds like you guys are having fun…

:(
Time to rub some salt on that wound.

Neiner neiner neiner. Parker can't join in.

That was fun. Now to join in on teasing Bob.

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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 10:29PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Exzachly
Hakoshen
Exzachly
What the hell guys! Why?! How the hell did hakoshen get so many people to vote against seventy2? Something fishy is definitely going on…

Well that much is easy to explain; a half-baked plan will get people online if you start PQing people. Everyone else is probably a monster.
Who's the “everyone else” in this case?
I was one of the PQ'd if that helps :D. It was cleverly worded and it even rhymed. I mean it was so awesome that I had to go with his fool headed scheme. That and the fact that I usrally kill him for his fool headed schemes. This time I wanted to be apart of one :D

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D_Dude at 10:58PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Seventy2 the honorable pardoner and Scary Movie Fan is DEAD
Well that's what you get for not listening to you mayor…

He did actually tell me who he was, but I didn't want to announce it publicly, especially since I had no proof of it at the time.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:39PM, Nov. 3, 2009
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Seventy2 the honorable pardoner and Scary Movie Fan is DEAD
Well that's what you get for not listening to you mayor…

He did actually tell me who he was, but I didn't want to announce it publicly, especially since I had no proof of it at the time.
You know and didn't tell us? That would have a been a good thing to know D:<

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harkovast at 12:55AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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Can I just point out that I voted for Hakoshen, the guy who got seventy2 killed, rather then seventy2, the guy the rest of you lynched.
I didn't have any evidence or anything, it was pure angry guess work…but the fact remains!

It seems like every time you guys are mucking this game up, I am always the last sane man telling you what you should be doing and getting ignored.

Engage smug mode!

I wonder who is next on mayor murders death list? (I came up with mayor murder myself!)

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harkovast at 1:06AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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Another two people I mix up-

Aghammer and randomdudeperson.

(everyone gets a twin in this game given enough time.)

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Exzachly at 2:35AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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harkovast
Can I just point out that I voted for Hakoshen, the guy who got seventy2 killed, rather then seventy2, the guy the rest of you lynched.

Engage smug mode!
Hey, I didn't vote for seventy2 either. I voted for you! And since I voted for a guy who's already in smug mode, that means I'm in, like, ultra smug mode or somethin.
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seventy2 at 4:21AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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i didn't get to vote….i got home at 703pm….
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harkovast at 4:37AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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Zach I see your smugness is almost a match for my own!
There can be only one way to settle this…

A SMUG OFF!

*Looks so unbelievably smug that it isn't even funny!*

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Product Placement at 4:42AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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seventy2
i didn't get to vote….i got home at 703pm….
I had a similar problem. I had a training session scheduled on that evening and left around the same time when I asked why Hakoshen voted for you. When I finally got home, Rokulily had just announced that the polls had been close. I sat through the comments that followed while waiting for the narration that would explain Harks demise.

Needless to say, I was unpleasantly surprised.
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Exzachly at 4:44AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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harkovast
Zach I see your smugness is almost a match for my own!
There can be only one way to settle this…

A SMUG OFF!

*Looks so unbelievably smug that it isn't even funny!*
*reads James Joyce's Ulysses for the 17th time and laments smugly on the state of fiction today*
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Product Placement at 4:53AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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harkovast
Zach I see your smugness is almost a match for my own!
There can be only one way to settle this…

A SMUG OFF!

Exzachly
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Exzachly at 5:05AM, Nov. 4, 2009
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lol, nice play by play commentary by pp
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