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Mafia XXV: TIME RAMPAGE!
Mettaur
at 5:22PM, April 8, 2010
I'm sitting in my office, drinking some tea, preparing for the seige of the night. I just hope everyone will be okay…then again, we're in a vault! And this one isn't being used for dangerous government experiments, so no worries! Time to visit the baker, I have a hankering for pie that just won't go away!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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rokulily
at 5:36PM, April 8, 2010
pie you say?
well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.
well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.


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shirkersama
at 5:37PM, April 8, 2010
I'm making a “the end is nigh” sign in my cardboard box of a home. Y'know just so that if I die soon I'll be able to brag about having predicted it.
Meh
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Mettaur
at 5:38PM, April 8, 2010
Eh, none of that stuff, I'll just have a tart cherry pie. Sweet, tart, both are good, just can't have too much of either. I like to have varied types of pie, to an extent, of course. Strange Meat Pie is one of those I won't try.
EDIT: Waaaaait a minute! I thought Waff was the town hobo?
EDIT: Waaaaait a minute! I thought Waff was the town hobo?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 5:42PM, April 8, 2010
How dare you use such a racist term as hobo! Theyre just house challenged.
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Mettaur
at 5:45PM, April 8, 2010
You do not want to start this. In this topic, you are dooming yourself to criticism, racist? No, not going to feed your hunger for on-line hatred, just going to eat my pie at this nice little table outside the bakery.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 5:48PM, April 8, 2010
Theyre called jokes. I apologized for being a douche. Meaning from this point on its just humor.
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Mettaur
at 5:49PM, April 8, 2010
My bad, jst used to these things dragging on, you would not believe how much people carry on with the douche thing at Roblox, or Newgrounds for example. And now I apologize for assuming you were being a duche again.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 5:50PM, April 8, 2010
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Zeph
at 5:51PM, April 8, 2010
You iz all the douches.
According to this … dunt dunt dunt…
THE ROCK WROTE! And I mean rock, as in a rock, and not asin the wrestler.
According to this … dunt dunt dunt…
THE ROCK WROTE! And I mean rock, as in a rock, and not asin the wrestler.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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gullas
at 5:52PM, April 8, 2010
rokulily
pie you say?
well i have all kinds of pies except for meat. mincemeat sure but no actually meat. sometimes i sell pie crusts to gullas but i don't know what he does with 'em.
well FYI, your crusts are actually a big part of my highly nutritional diet :)


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same
at 5:53PM, April 8, 2010
THE ROCK! Does not write. THE ROCK! Leaves his impression in the hearts of man. THE ROCK! Would like a burito.
Also! Gullas. One steak and kidney pie please. Dont stinge on the kindey.
Ill need it. I wanna feed myself well before my big exit from this world.
And the prime cuts of meat are my rump.
Also! Gullas. One steak and kidney pie please. Dont stinge on the kindey.
Ill need it. I wanna feed myself well before my big exit from this world.
And the prime cuts of meat are my rump.
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Mettaur
at 6:00PM, April 8, 2010
Man, am I glad we have a bakery, but is Zeph telling the truth? A Quizno? Here? Or is it the same one I wandered and then arrived at?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 6:01PM, April 8, 2010
The hell is a quizno? This intrigues me. Can it be eaten?
EDIT: I just found out. AND I WANT ONE!

Just looking at this glorious thing makes my mouth water.
EDIT: I just found out. AND I WANT ONE!

Just looking at this glorious thing makes my mouth water.
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jninjashadow
at 6:03PM, April 8, 2010
The rock stares into my very soul. He shows my all my regrets, my crimes, my sins. I now know the fear of all I have harmed, the rage of all those I have wronged. My mind is being ripped asunder, my fragile ego has been shattered, my sanity already stretched far beyond its limits has finally failed. I will never again drink an alcohol named ‘Cerebrum Rape’…
Also kudos to you Mettaur for rising above it all. Now all you must do is learn to distinguish between deuce-baggery and jokes.
And I now want a sandvich!
Also kudos to you Mettaur for rising above it all. Now all you must do is learn to distinguish between deuce-baggery and jokes.
And I now want a sandvich!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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same
at 6:08PM, April 8, 2010
I am resisting to urge to go down stairs and make one. Im already in bed. I cant wait for the day a freshly made sammich can be downloaded.
Lol. Sammich piracy.
Lol. Sammich piracy.
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Mettaur
at 6:18PM, April 8, 2010
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 6:20PM, April 8, 2010
Soldiers who chose to be there that are and were being led by idiots.
Celebrities dont diserve shit. Theyre making enough money. Do they need publicity? Nope.
So neither. Actual people dying in the streets, nations of people dying in natural disasters. That kinda stuff diserves priority.
Celebrities dont diserve shit. Theyre making enough money. Do they need publicity? Nope.
So neither. Actual people dying in the streets, nations of people dying in natural disasters. That kinda stuff diserves priority.
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jninjashadow
at 6:20PM, April 8, 2010
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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same
at 6:24PM, April 8, 2010
CRAP! I have to hide these sammiches now! But where?… OM NOM NOM!
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jninjashadow
at 6:33PM, April 8, 2010
sameA whimsical jest, but one cannot hide from Communism!
CRAP! I have to hide these sammiches now! But where?… OM NOM NOM!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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rokulily
at 6:34PM, April 8, 2010
samethe perfect crime
CRAP! I have to hide these sammiches now! But where?… OM NOM NOM!


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same
at 6:38PM, April 8, 2010
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ParkerFarker
at 6:41PM, April 8, 2010

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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same
at 6:43PM, April 8, 2010
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Mettaur
at 6:44PM, April 8, 2010
We made manyy posts, up to 506 before Night Two has even been posted! Nice job everyone!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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ParkerFarker
at 6:54PM, April 8, 2010

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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jninjashadow
at 6:54PM, April 8, 2010
MettaurADDING TO TOTAL IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
We made manyy posts, up to 506 before Night Two has even been posted! Nice job everyone!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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same
at 6:57PM, April 8, 2010
jninjashadowHWG!
IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
You sir are *BLEEPIN* credit to team!
I forgot mett dont like cussin. potteh mouth
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