Zeph
I thought the bakery needed some Zephness D:…
I could of put half naked supermodels in it…

Zeph
I thought the bakery needed some Zephness D:…
I could of put half naked supermodels in it…
NicceaCrocty is one of the grinning candidates AND this is precisely how Hakoshen killed him in the older game linked on this thread - it's poetic justice, so naturally he'd be grinning. Alternatively, Product Placement is correlated with signs and his current avatar is grinning as well. He also wrote the original narration from the older game.
Hakoshen kept running, turning over vats of acid and scorpions on his would be killer. Unfortunately, he tripped into the death trap with the blender blades. The serial killer grinned again as he hit the eviscerate button.
Zeph
That would actually make a horrible horror movie.
OchitsukanaiYou know. That is a fabulous assumption on this thread. I hadn't thought of that. Both Crocty and I tie well to this clue. I'm so happy now that someone else can be linked to that. All I could think when I saw that narration was “Oh shit. This is going to be my first game all over again”.
Crocty is one of the grinning candidates AND this is precisely how Hakoshen killed him in the older game linked on this thread - it's poetic justice, so naturally he'd be grinning.
Product PlacementZeph
That would actually make a horrible horror movie.
Horshead 4:
The bloodening!
NicceaOh, what? She overlooked a horsehead that was that blatantly obvious?
Rokulily dusted flour off her hands as she went upstairs. She passed by the horse head on her dresser several times. She never noticed it. Not until the sun rose when she woke up in the morning.
Product PlacementThe fact that you mentioned it but didn't try to blame him made me think you seemed more innocent than him, because he ignored it altogether.
All I could think when I saw that narration was “Oh shit. This is going to be my first game all over again”.
rokulilyNo, the innocent girl always survives because she's the Last Girl. It's the femme fatale type that dies. You'll see, I'll uncharacteristically go off to some secluded area with someone for the sake of romance or scheming and BAM, it'll be the end of us both! D:
and then a pretty girl has to die simply because they can't just be killing guys- which is maru….. oh god, i'm next…
kitty17Indeed. A monkey for mayor may sound awesome but it never pans out in the long run. He always ends up screwing the town over. (I wouldn't be this forward in accusing monkey if not for the fact that the mafia has been suspiciously accurate with their targeting.)
So if it's true…then he's basically going to do what his campaign promised not to. Kill us all.
kitty17
So if it's true…then he's basically going to do what his campaign promised not to. Kill us all.
SalsaNo, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.
Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
Mettaur
I'm going to try a hand at baking,…yeeah, that's it, baking…
Zeph
I just want my damn d-cupcakes.
Yep, least I'm honest.
Product PlacementSalsaNo, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.
Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.
SalsaProduct PlacementSalsaNo, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.
Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.
Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?
seventy2SalsaProduct PlacementSalsaNo, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.
Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.
Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?
Wasn't he the mayor that killed everyone, including the goddammed batman, and took it all the way to the fight with the mafia boss, who then killed each other?
rokulilyseventy2SalsaProduct PlacementSalsaNo, he was serial killer the both times…. and then he was a towni- wait a second? This is his fourth time as a mayor? Damn dude. How often do you plan to run? Let some others get a meat shield for a change.
Actually PP The two previous times he was a serial killer and a townie.
Edit: Yeah, I tend to throw the serial killer into the same pile as the mafia. I really should refer to them as criminals.
Really? I thought he was mayor only twice before. I know he was a townie during Mafia XXIV. He was one of the serial killers in XII. When was the other time?
Wasn't he the mayor that killed everyone, including the goddammed batman, and took it all the way to the fight with the mafia boss, who then killed each other?
nah, that was hark as mayor, who was helping me- the exmafia boss and we decided not to killed each other and just blow up the town instead.