mishi_hime
My whole neck just twitching, how do I fiiiiiix it?

I don't knoooooooooow!

mechanical_lullaby

mishi_hime
My whole neck just twitching, how do I fiiiiiix it?

I don't knoooooooooow!

cut out the alien parasite with a sharp fork

Custard Trout

kyupol
Articles and videos about reptoids are scarier than horror films.

So are your posts. Seriously, you scare me, and I mean real serious, not just internet serious.

Why are you scared? I'm not threatening you or anyone else.

I am going to build a time machine, then I'm going to find Saussure, Roland Barthes, Charles Morris, Pierre Guarand, and anyone else even remotely connected to Semiology and I am going to murder the fucking lot of them.

kyupol
Why are you scared? I'm not threatening you or anyone else.

The same reason inflation fetishes and real estate agents scare me.

you know what?…i dislike this….i really do….i mean….what's so hard about talking with me?

i also think you were lying when you told me where you wer yesterday…

If anyone patronizes me for saying this as a whiner, may I remind you that this is a rant thread?

Ahem.

I did what everyone else does, and people hate me for it, and when I didn't like people hating me, they hated me more.

So let me clear a few things up: What goes on any of these boards is only 1/16th of me. I am not dramatic, I just don't say “Lolfag” every other post. I am not a whiner, I just don't like to be made fun of. I'm not perfect, I make mistakes, but I am not annoying unless you let your opinions turn whatever I say into some kind of personal attack? Right from the start, I never wanted to harm anyone. I just wanted to be part of something special, but I guess it isn't so special after all.

My name is Dave. Not faggot, and especially not Marcie. Get it right or don't talk to me.

Epic win.

What the fuck do you mentally flat lining little snots want me to do, saw my damn legs off?

Screw. You. Midgetville.

I decided to stop being a chode and reach out to my little sister. I added her and started browsing her page. It was then that I noticed that she'd been hacked and someone was sending spam through her account. Plus the same thing was happening to everyone on her friends list. So, I freaked and tried to cancel my account. Then my mom called and wanted to get my sister's number so I tried to log in and now I'm locked out because apparantly someone has been trying to log in to my account a million gazillion times. Bad things happen everytime I talk to my sister in some way or form. I knew I shouldn't have tried to talk to her. I'm so stupid.

Klarga
Epic win.

Top Drawer being toxic again?

ozoneocean
Top Drawer being toxic again?

According to rule three of TD, I am bound to secrecy as to the details, but yeah.

'sides, when are they not?

you know you're having a bad day, if three seconds of unfocus, can destroy your entire rant that you were going to rave about….and then poof….it's gone….

Klarga
If anyone patronizes me for saying this as a whiner, may I remind you that this is a rant thread?

It's probably because you say things like this.

Custard Trout
It's probably because you say things like this.

That was really not needed. Am I supposed to like it when people make fun of me?

EDIT:

People on the Internet need to learn how to read, comprehend and then (and only then) reply.

Skimming through something isn't reading and makes you look like a jackass when you reply.

you know what…..my emotions could be a themepark much better than any six flags or disney place…..

heck i've ridden this roller coaster like a million times, and i haven't had to wait in any lines…man….i would so pay to do that….

post script….

well…i'm off to area 51….be back around 3 am EST….

(the funny thing is, only one of you will believe me)

Man I couldnt believe I have some hidden charisma in me. For someone who most of his life is the quiet guy.

I think all these years… I've succeeded in brainwashing my co-workers. lol!

Not exactly ‘brainwashing’ though. More of motivating them. I can proudly say that I've motivated them to become SLACKERS!!!

Whats wrong with being a slacker eh?

If the company is obsessed in too much ‘processing’ and how to make things faster blabla this and that. While at the same time being very reluctant on giving employees their well-deserved vacation days.

It all boils down to greed. Greed that can cause people in my shift their jobs. Especially this muslim dude who has a wife (stay at home) and 3 kids.

If I was a selfish person, I wont be a slacker. I'd easily do the work of 4 people. Yes I can do it. I'd kiss ass to the boss and keep giving him ideas on how to speed up processing and cause people their jobs. Increasing my chances of promotion.

Thats how I'd do it if I was a greedy bastard.

Corporate greed.

You'd be surprised how money and power causes people to ignore the suffering of their fellow humans.

Look at all those homeless people in the streets.

For sure a good number of them are victims of corporate greed. Fat cat companies obsessed with down-sizing, out-sourcing, and re-structuring.

For the benefit of the few elite. The standard of living has to go down.

kyupol
For the benefit of the few elite. The standard of living has to go down.

Very true in my neighborhood. Gentrification = epic fail.

Another rant while I'm at it:

'Being yourself' is very very difficult for me.

Croi Dhubh
People on the Internet need to learn how to read, comprehend and then (and only then) reply.

Skimming through something isn't reading and makes you look like a jackass when you reply.

I know, it's sooo annoying… like when some guy said this:

Someone
Ooooh, so it was an ACCIDENTAL OD, which means that we should feel sad that someone died doing illicit drugs. Um, no. Shit ass drug user died doing shit ass drugs.

About someone who seems to have died from an overdose of perfectly legal sleeping pills. Whoever that was really must not have been reading the news before they shot their mouth off… unless they know something CNN doesn't?

(of course, even if it turns out that he did die because of illicit drugs, that wouldn't justify jumping to the conclusion that he was a drug user before the evidence is in… does it?)

Fenn

Croi Dhubh
People on the Internet need to learn how to read, comprehend and then (and only then) reply.

Skimming through something isn't reading and makes you look like a jackass when you reply.

I know, it's sooo annoying… like when some guy said this:

Someone
Ooooh, so it was an ACCIDENTAL OD, which means that we should feel sad that someone died doing illicit drugs. Um, no. Shit ass drug user died doing shit ass drugs.

About someone who seems to have died from an overdose of perfectly legal sleeping pills. Whoever that was really must not have been reading the news before they shot their mouth off… unless they know something CNN doesn't?

(of course, even if it turns out that he did die because of illicit drugs, that wouldn't justify jumping to the conclusion that he was a drug user before the evidence is in… does it?)

All actors use drugs. I thought you knew this.

mechanical_lullaby
All actors use drugs. I thought you knew this.

Not really going for the funny here.

I'm being serious.

Today my glasses broke.

So I was late for meeting someone for something important, so the important thing didn't happen.

Because I was in a hurry when I noticed I was late, I forgot to get my keys.

When I went to get a spare one from the security office, they told my signatures didn't match, it turns out this was because my signature is usually an indecipherable scrawl and I was writing more carefully because, you guessed it, my glasses broke.

I had no I.D. because it was in my room with my key and broken glasses.

So I had to walk across campus to see the accommodation people to send them evidence that I was me.

So now I'm in my room, using the laptop which I really shouldn't be doing because my glasses are broken.

The fire alarms are being tested so they're going off and on every few minutes. This cannot be attributed to breaking my glasses, it's just really fucking annoying.

The moral of this story? Wear contact lenses.

Klarga
That was really not needed. Am I supposed to like it when people make fun of me?

I suppose not.

By the way, did you get that FBI agent out of your bins?

Don't you hate it when you draw and the anatomy looks like something from art you made when you were 15? >_<

Being 16, that sounds really weird to me, but I know exactly what you mean. :/
It's not often, but it really gets on my brain when I fug something up that I did right the last twenty seven times. o-o;

Merrywhite Jenkins
Being 16, that sounds really weird to me, but I know exactly what you mean. :/

Heh heh, okay replace “when you were 15” with “five years ago”. XD

I hate running out of pan scourers. :/
I really fucking want a dishwasher right now.

cover your ears children, this one gets hairy~

GODDAMMIT~!! i hatehatehateHATE my parents right now, no, even more than ever. I'm nineteen years old and stuck in the deepest pit of my life that they either A. are too stupid to see. B. made the pit themselves and are keeping it from me or C. are just too annoying to give a crap. NOW, that “pit” would be school and a job and driving and my attitude. I can't find a good job, they get pissed. Oh, exCUSE me for having bad school hours. I like to draw more than i like to do anything else. OH NO~!! we're wasting all this money on your school and you started off shaky~!! er yeah, jumping right into weird college classes kinda isn't my idea of fun…i tried my best? you don't try, you DO, you're so stupid~!! you fail you're DOOMED~!! quit drawing and doing fun stuff immediately and study all hours of the day and night~!!
you're doing nothing with your art, you're too stupid to get anywhere and the money we've got for you to go to school is running out. We'll just have to kick you out~ oh, and since you can't find a good job you can't get a car and you can't drive. Meaning you have to be a slave at the household until we can find someway for you to go out on your own. (nevar)
My attitude…f*ck that…

i mean, who are they to judge me~!? my mom is literally crazy due to some illness she had when she was a kid and my stepdad watches porn when he thinks no one's looking D:<

i'm gonna go kill somethin now…-_-

i need to be asleep…..cause i need to be awake in 4 hours….wait….5 hours…but still…that's pretty darn late…..dang it….i hate this place and the fact that i cant sleep….

seventy2
i need to be asleep…..cause i need to be awake in 4 hours….wait….5 hours…but still…that's pretty darn late…..dang it….i hate this place and the fact that i cant sleep….

Ha! Same here too. My sleep schedule is way off, and I start school on Monday…