Too. Many. Dogs.

I can't imagine what people with kids go through in the morning.

My friends and I were making a horror movie.

Fail #1: Jared studies the map, starts to write something. He turns around as a door creeks eerily… he presses too hard on the map (there's a keyboard under it, accidentaly left on) and suddenly a happy opera tune bursts out of the speakers.
Fail #2: I turn off the lights. I walk across the room, trip over the lego city and fall over, crushing all the lego.
Fail #3: ‘Who are you??’
‘I am the ghost of Ismah.’
‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA’
‘*trying to carry on* I am not joking, little girl. Would you like to die?’
‘*still rolling around with laughter* I’d like to start again!'
I don't know why I found it that funny…
Fail #4: Jared's about to kill me. he spins the sword around menacingly. Then his head turns to follow it as he accidentally throws it across the room. We both collapse laughing.
Fail #5: ‘Im gonna kill you!’
‘he’s a -it's a- Zom-butt!'
‘What the hell is a Zom-Butt?’
Conclusion:
Me and my friends are terrible at making movies.

So I'm getting babytalk from my speakers. At first it was annoying now I wish I had kids of my own. Maybe I'll go do some volunteer work in a daycare.

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I thought I had it beat. And the words “When you thought, you're wrong” come back to haunt me. The nightmares are getting worse, waking up all sweaty with just a feeling of pain from what I dreamt and no memory.

Whatever you do don't bother to read this wall of self-pity. I just need to bitch. Doesn't matter if anyone listens, that's not the point, I need to bitch. I am my own worst enemy and what a formidable one I am.

Been getting that wonderful feeling of total disconnect from what I say and do and my head. And the sounds when silence is supposed to be the only thing I'm hearing. Of course the brain often processes random noise of a certain timbre as voices. They're not and they're not saying anything just a low murmur. Now that is more annoying than baby talk. At least the babies are saying something intelligible. The murmur is always just on the verge of being understandable but never is.

Fear is getting worse too. Then there's the constant pain. It's not a physical ailment but an emotional one as if all the misery I've had or caused in my life comes to rest in the center of my chest and just throbs. Can't express it verbally as all skills and strategies I've learned are doing the job. I can cope, but I hurt. Of course I tell the wife and the first thing out of her mouth will be I need a change in meds. Not again. Rather feel miserable than be drugged into not feeling anything at all.

The wife asks if I'm all right and I haven't been able to bring myself to answer “yes” in some time.

At least I had a good cry this morning. Really needed that. Made the ache subside for a few minutes. My head was clear for a few moments. And the moment was gone. Thanks all that is sacred I don't drink because I'd really be on a bender right now but I know all the misery would be right where I left it when I sobered up. So I don't drink.

I wallow in self-pity. So woe is me in my melancholia.

everyone deserves a time of self pity. I don't think i've seen you actually rant your problems more than once a year, so go on ahead.
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I think i keep seeing an elusive Ryu.

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@hyena, the ones i wish i didn't know always request me. i never “see” it. ever.
Speaking of which, i sent a mass email out to my coworkers (who have never been known to turn down anything that ends with free food and alcohol) for help when i move. at the time i didn't realize the mistake i made, when it went to several of those people.

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do you ever wonder if your coworkers are on here, and know it's you….i'm paranoid.

So I slept badly last night, for about 3 hours or so, after the late recording of the quackcast. When I got home from work I hopped right into bed, intending to have a biiiig catchup sleep, I even took two sleeping pills to make sure! But instead I woke after 4 hours as usual, wide awake with the added bonus of feeling mildly depressed and apathetic, so that was a waste of time.

Now for sleep attempt 2- unaided by stupid pills!

Stuck in the heat. Thermometer read 106 so we moved it from the shade and into the sun. In the direct sun it spiked up to 114. I feel like my brain is cooking inside of my skull.

We had to move in with family for a few days because our A/C still isn't fixed. Eleven people, three dogs, and three babies in a three room trailer. I feel like I should be ranting right now about how we're going crazy, but we're still all in a really jovial mood (if not a a little on the warm side).

We decided to make the best of it and told the kids it was a block party. Neighbors showed up and now we're all sunburnt and squirting each other with the hose and such. BBQ time!

Ignoring the stress and making the best of it. :)

All right I'm the bad one because I help people disassociate from things. Dis-association is what every psychologist uses to help people overcome pains from past traumas. Go look that up yourself if you dont believe me. Its a principle. A concept in psychology that is proven to work and is sometimes combined with hypnosis.

No. I shouldnt do that. I should get em to wallow in their pain and misery and just pour out my bleeding heart. Haha. That doesnt work. It only creates weakness and dependence.

Some people's minds are upside down. *sigh*

Ah…. what a wonderful day this is going to be! I'm going to sleep it away though and I hope tonight is just like last night… rainless and so clear I can see all the stars! So far everything seems to be going right for me. However…

I keep having this weird feeling someone's got some sort of evil shrine that they use to secretly curse me every day so my day isn't so great near the end…

ayesinback
i have a cold

not. exactly.

Pink Eye

My little nephew shared his pink eye with me. If my loving sister had told me that her son had pink eye, maybe

may be.

but no.

oh and it's not pink eye, really. it's pink eyes

and I hate it.

the ugly I can handle, but I hate not being able to see.

oh sure, it'll be cleared up in a couple of days. but i like living in the now. except for now

ewwwwwwww, looks like it's ayesinred.
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Guess what i have in my Cultural something something focus on the middle east because that's all the air force cares about class!

i Said guess! no. you're wrong. WRONG. fine, it's 72. yeah. The middle two lessons i bombed, so it dropped my grade, then the instructor threw out some test questions. But all of the ones she threw out i got right.

But my current average is a 72. I need to work on keeping that.

Don't you get pink eye after coming into close contact with human poo? IE. someone farts on your pillow and you sleep on it. O____O



what's your nephew doing coming into contact with poo??


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Fugly seems good this morning. :D

Oh and I went and saw Water for Elephants last night. It was surprisingly good, despite the fact that Pattinson was in it and once again, looked like a douchey Foot. But I came out of the movies with my mum, and out on the pavement there was a section of sidewalk all taped off with police tape. There were poliece everywhere, including a forensic team in their puffy black jackets, white gloves and cameras. I saw an ambulance earlier taking someone away.

I think someone fell… or jumped. And I'm saying that simply beacuse there was a really really big blood splatter on the pavement, along with other gory details which I won't describe. It was horrible. Mum was all: “Someone's been run over” and I was like, “You know the splatter is going out towards the road, and its on the pavement? Indicating someone falling on the concrete at an angle?!”

This is the second time I've seen a crime scene where somebody has been seriously injured or killed, first time was a car crash victim.

I'm too young for this shit.

OnlyFoolsAndVikings
I'm too young for this shit.

Some things are unavoidable in life. All you can do is deal with it as it comes, I guess. Still… no one should have to go through witnessing that, young OR old…

As for that last statement I think…. I'll keep quiet about it.

Nice to hear your pigeon is doing okay. Still not sure why pigeons are considered pests. Sure they may have diseases, but what exactly are they doing to make themselves classified as such? Brown Tree Snakes here are considered pests because they love to eat local birds and small pets (such as mice, chicks, etc…) and seagulls because they attack people to steal their food…

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One of these days I'll figure out how this thing called “Hammerspace” works… and maybe invent the magical item known as the “Underpants of Holding” so we don't have to rush to have bathroom breaks…

Or maybe not… it's way too easy to abuse that sort of item…

Lonnehart
Still not sure why pigeons are considered pests. Sure they may have diseases…

I'm pretty sure you hit the nail on the head there.

DarkGesen

Lonnehart
Still not sure why pigeons are considered pests. Sure they may have diseases…

I'm pretty sure you hit the nail on the head there.

Um… what are they doing to spread the disease? Besides breathing it out, that is…

I went out with my friend today and saw this amazing hate and shirt. Problem?
Hat: 37$
Shirt: 160$

-___- Why do I only like the expensive shit. I need like a sugar mamma to buy me crap.

@Pigeons
I thought they were pests because they pooped on people? I think they're a legit animal to keep as opposed to something truly destructive like raccoons and foxes.

Lonnehart
Um… what are they doing to spread the disease? Besides breathing it out, that is…

It spreads through their faeces…
It's really annoying where I live because if you park your car underneath a tree the birds leave their mark for you to find in the morning. It's disgusting. Even worse having to clean it off. For some reason they tend to favour my mum's car as well.

DarkGesen

Lonnehart
Um… what are they doing to spread the disease? Besides breathing it out, that is…

It spreads through their faeces…
It's really annoying where I live because if you park your car underneath a tree the birds leave their mark for you to find in the morning. It's disgusting. Even worse having to clean it off. For some reason they tend to favour my mum's car as well.

I guess that would make the wild chickens around my place to be pests too. They raid the garbage, leave poop on my car… and leave poop chicken tracks all over it too. O_O

Lonnehart
wild chickens

You have wild chickens? That's awesome. I used to chase chickens when I was on holiday once (a few years ago); they're good to train with. And if you were fast enough to catch one, well that sorted out dinner. Can “pests” be dinner though?

Though from what you say I think that the only conclusion I can come to is that all birds are evil.

My chickies are kind of evil but at the same time very cute and nice.

Actually trufax my chickens were getting dirty and I googled “how to clean chickens” and got a bunch of how-tos on butchering chickens and food recipes. It was only then did i realize I had gone full retard.

Skullbie
Actually trufax my chickens were getting dirty and I googled “how to clean chickens” and got a bunch of how-tos on butchering chickens and food recipes.

BWAHAHAHA!!!
That must've given you a shock.

Skullbie
It was only then did i realize I had gone full retard.

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@Fools: I have never heard the association between pink eye and poo before (but my nephew is just one-year old, so it's not impossible . . .)

Also, are you sure its only human poo? can you be sure?

ALERT peoples! With all this talk and exposure to pigeon feces and chicken shit, a world epidemic is just around the corner!

seventy2
I think i keep seeing an elusive Ryu.

;D you knows it.

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Alright. So today I went shopping for Transformers (yesshutupiknowgodwhat) and like. I found this usually 24 dollar two pack on clearance for 13 bucks at Walmart. Granted it was missing a ring, but I found this extra guy on the floor (the floor, srsly) and the lady said I could just put it in my box. So I did! And I went to Toys R Us after, and another two pack that was price checked at $20, I got for 11. The lady musta rang it up wrong, or she thought I was cute. Which is cool too. Because she pointed me in the direction of winning 500 dollars. Which would be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwesome.

Also. Got watercolor colored pencils. Gonna try these out. Aww yea.

Ayes
@Fools: I have never heard the association between pink eye and poo before (but my nephew is just one-year old, so it's not impossible . . .)

Also, are you sure its only human poo? can you be sure?

Hhaha well, conjunctivitis (Pink eye) comes about due to an infection of some kind in the conjunctivia. It's usually viral, but sometimes has something to do with bacteria. On further research, it can be caused by a number of things, though poo is not out of the question (human poo is more common because you're more likely to come into contact with it in some way.)

I just grossed myself out. But it's all right, I've had Pink Eye too, I know how you feel.

OnlyFoolsAndVikings
on the pavement there was a section of sidewalk

Hawhaw! You eastern staters are so Americanised :P :)

I've never seen a crime scene like that before.

Mmmm… making spaghetti this time, but with actual spaghetti instead of elbow macaroni like I did last time. Though I was extremely tempted, I'm going avoid using Filipino spaghetti sauce as much as possible… They put SUGAR in that thing!!! ew…

And one of my neighbors (who lives in his own world) will tell me how less MANLY I am compared to him because I can cook, clean and sew… which are jobs reserved for women. I guess he's still living in the 40s-60s or something. then again he IS 20 years older than me, but still…

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As much as I'd love to try eating wild chicken, they don't taste very good. And they've probably got parasite eggs in their systems that aren't killed by anything… not even being irradiated in gamma radiation would kill them, and as soon as they got into YOUR body they'd hatch, multiply, and subject you to a slow, agonizing death… or so I've been told…

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Ahhh… classic parody film. I'll let you attempt to make sense of it (or go insane trying)…

Youtube Video: Hardware Wars part 1


Oh… and just out of curiosity (and because I'm talking about Star Wars parodies)… is there any woman on this forum that would go beserk if I somehow grabbed a laser rifle and accidentally shot their hair, causing them to either go “Rambo” on me, or chucking an entire planet at my location? :spin: :nervous: :dizzy:

ayesinback

ayesinback
i have a cold

not. exactly.

Pink Eye

My little nephew shared his pink eye with me. If my loving sister had told me that her son had pink eye, maybe

may be.

but no.

oh and it's not pink eye, really. it's pink eyes

and I hate it.

the ugly I can handle, but I hate not being able to see.

oh sure, it'll be cleared up in a couple of days. but i like living in the now. except for now

I had a severe case of it a couple of years back, for nearly three weeks I could barely see. I was told it was either viral or herpes.

Fortunately it was viral.

It did dome permanent damage too, I can't cope with bright lights at all.

very hot here yesterday, although I managed not to burn in the sun. That fuck it's supposed to be cooler today. Also discovered that my eldest and I are allergic to ambre solaire.

Ozone
Hawhaw! You eastern staters are so Americanised :P

I've never seen a crime scene like that before.

;) actually Ozone, I was choosing my words carfully, because I've noticed the bulk of people on this site are American, and wouldn't necessarily understand my Aussie Lingo. IE. I've already run into a spot of bother by referring to a “Rubber” when American's called them “Erasers” and “Rubbers” are condoms.

The way you refer to me as an eastern stater makes me wonder.


YOU'RE FROM WESTERN AUSTRALIA. AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU!? HAHA MY THEORY IS CONFIRMED!

I knew it, I heard it in your accent!

Someone
actually Ozone, I was choosing my words carfully, because I've noticed the bulk of people on this site are American, and wouldn't necessarily understand my Aussie Lingo. IE. I've already run into a spot of bother by referring to a “Rubber” when American's called them “Erasers” and “Rubbers” are condoms.

I do find things like that funny when speaking with people from other english speaking countries. Boot/trunk and bonnet/hood come to mind as well.

OnlyFoolsAndVikings
I knew it, I heard it in your accent!

What is different about the WA accent?
I don't know it :(

Genejoke
I do find things like that funny when speaking with people from other english speaking countries. Boot/trunk and bonnet/hood come to mind as well.

Funny, we had a chatabout that after the latest Quackcast recording about those very things!
Skool reckons British pancakes are like sweet crepes. Are they? Personally, I always make mine thick… and always with sweet stuff, no savoury at all.

And I never got the hang of American muffins. They're big fat silly looking cakes! Muffins are something you cut in half and toast! That's what a muffin IS! …but the US ones took over the name here.
…Although McDonalds serve what they call “egg McMuffins” which are a toasted muffin with a fried egg between them… Which I think is a disgusting idea, but at least they don't call them “egg English McMuffins”.
Does everyone have those?

Anyway, toasted muffins, for me, should only have jam and stuff on them, not savoury things >:[

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Wikipedia tells me that piklets are different in the UK to Australian ones too- For me they've always been small sized pancakes. Riot reckons they call them “silver-dollar pancakes” in the states.

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This posted on the Australian crappy yahoo news site:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/-/entertainment/9577299/moby-electrocuted-at-dutch-show/

Fricken morons! They said “Moby, electrocuted on stage”… Morons. “Electrocuted” mean you fricken DIE, turns out he was just shocked. Massive, massive, huge, difference baby = dead/not dead. Pick one and win.

ozoneocean
Skool reckons British pancakes are like sweet crepes. Are they? Personally, I always make mine thick… and always with sweet stuff, no savoury at all.

And I never got the hang of American muffins. They're big fat silly looking cakes! Muffins are something you cut in half and toast! That's what a muffin IS! …but the US ones took over the name here.
…Although McDonalds serve what they call “egg McMuffins” which are a toasted muffin with a fried egg between them… Which I think is a disgusting idea, but at least they don't call them “egg English McMuffins”.
Does everyone have those?

Anyway, toasted muffins, for me, should only have jam and stuff on them, not savoury things >:[

Heh. “I always make mine thick”. Sorry, is it too early in the morning for that?

I like savory stuff with my pancakes- nothing better than wrapping up some bacon and eggs in one!- but I'm in the minority here in the States. Most people eat ‘em with maple syrup. Gross. And I much prefer “English Muffins” to the silly looking cakes. They’re far too sweet. And anything from McDonalds is foul.
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Off to work in a 100+ degree warehouse. Granted, I get aa crawfish boil afterwards, and cold beer. But still, not looking forward to 8 hours in the heat.