Barf up the penny and give to me.
That's how much this advice cost.

MAFIA... and other forum games
The bad advice GAME!!!!
Nintendude
at 11:17AM, March 14, 2009
AWESOME MAN! Here to make the day more AWESOME…..MAN!
Dun dun dun awesomeman AWESOME MANNN!
*repeats until your head explodes*
Dun dun dun awesomeman AWESOME MANNN!
*repeats until your head explodes*
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cool guy
at 12:56PM, March 14, 2009
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
GarBonzo Bean
at 1:11PM, March 15, 2009
Claim you have short term memory loss and try to get a tax deduction
my throat hurts
my throat hurts
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
Hakoshen
at 12:39PM, March 16, 2009
It's obviously contaminated and it has to be surgically removed.
I have to spend the rest of the month working in a different region.
I have to spend the rest of the month working in a different region.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff
at 1:52PM, March 16, 2009
Learn every word and gesture that annoys the people in that region.you'll do great8D.
I'm trying to get hakoshen killed ('cos I'm bored) what do I do?
I'm trying to get hakoshen killed ('cos I'm bored) what do I do?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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cool guy
at 3:40PM, March 16, 2009
Track him down (with google) and then kill him then shout in front of a police station “I KILLED *insert Hakoshen's real name here*!!!!!”
I need to do homework.
I need to do homework.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Walrus
at 4:59PM, March 16, 2009
What're you ever gonna need homework for? It's not like it's for a grade or anything…
I have an cancer.
I have an cancer.
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:45PM
crocty
at 5:30PM, March 16, 2009
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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cool guy
at 5:56PM, March 16, 2009
Smash your balls. You'll be occupied for a while.
I got bakugan.
I got bakugan.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
waff
at 4:36PM, March 18, 2009

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
Hakoshen
at 5:00AM, March 19, 2009
Keep coming to a webcomic webforum. We'll give you the most qualified, guaranteed advice you could ever ask for.
I'm sick of working in this new region, getting lost and spending 4 hours a day in a car. A car that stinks. How can I convince them to send me home two weeks early?
I'm sick of working in this new region, getting lost and spending 4 hours a day in a car. A car that stinks. How can I convince them to send me home two weeks early?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Wordweaver_three
at 10:57AM, March 19, 2009
Start to refer to your boss as “sweet cheeks” and inform him/her how sexually appealing you find his/her children. I guarantee you'll be home before you know it.
The rating on my comic is in a free fall! What do I do?
The rating on my comic is in a free fall! What do I do?
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mike_mcpeeper
at 1:40PM, March 19, 2009
Start posting enormous rants that degrade (physically, mentally, and sexually) and destroy all of your fans' wills to live. That'll help!
I found a large rock and am in the vicinity of a group of shabbily protected old people. What do I do?
I found a large rock and am in the vicinity of a group of shabbily protected old people. What do I do?
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:01PM
GarBonzo Bean
at 2:57PM, March 19, 2009
glue googally eyes on the rock and attempt to sell it to the old people
what should i do for spring break?
what should i do for spring break?
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
cool guy
at 3:53PM, March 20, 2009
Make Bombs disguised as Eggs and plant them in a Kindergarten Playground.
I can't draw female legs.
I can't draw female legs.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
Blitzkrieg1701
at 5:44PM, March 20, 2009
Wander around downtown asking random women to show you examples to work from.
I can't find a decent job.
I can't find a decent job.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:25AM
Wordweaver_three
at 1:54AM, March 21, 2009
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BffSatan
at 5:34AM, March 21, 2009
Take out your lungs.
I have a maths, a physics and an IPT exam this week.
I have a maths, a physics and an IPT exam this week.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:20AM
cool guy
at 10:09AM, March 21, 2009
Bring a flamethrower to school. Burn the teachers that are going to give you the tests.
No one's on MSN right now.
No one's on MSN right now.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
waff
at 3:02PM, March 21, 2009

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM
cool guy
at 8:12PM, March 21, 2009
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
Three_Timer
at 9:32PM, March 23, 2009
Sleeping is a bad habit, best not to start.
I've got some really nasty gas right now, what do I do about it?
I've got some really nasty gas right now, what do I do about it?
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cool guy
at 12:31AM, March 27, 2009
Go to a really small room and fart there.
I'm going to run 800,400, and 200 meters for field day
I'm going to run 800,400, and 200 meters for field day
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean
at 4:28PM, March 29, 2009
forget how to tie your shoelaces five minutes before the race
i need a way to make money
i need a way to make money
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
Mr Helpful
at 6:29PM, March 29, 2009
Rob a bank, but don't disguise your self
I can't draw worth crap.
I can't draw worth crap.

last edited on July 14, 2011 2:07PM
cool guy
at 1:30PM, March 30, 2009
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:45AM
GarBonzo Bean
at 7:26PM, April 11, 2009
If its popsicle, its possible!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:32PM
umbledijum
at 4:42PM, May 5, 2009
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RedNoseDog
at 6:24PM, May 5, 2009
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