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Nintendude at 11:17AM, March 14, 2009
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Barf up the penny and give to me.
That's how much this advice cost.
AWESOME MAN! Here to make the day more AWESOME…..MAN!
Dun dun dun awesomeman AWESOME MANNN!
*repeats until your head explodes*
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cool guy at 12:56PM, March 14, 2009
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Make it free




I had forgotten I made this game
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 1:11PM, March 15, 2009
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Claim you have short term memory loss and try to get a tax deduction

my throat hurts

If its popsicle, its possible!
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Hakoshen at 12:39PM, March 16, 2009
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It's obviously contaminated and it has to be surgically removed.

I have to spend the rest of the month working in a different region.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 1:52PM, March 16, 2009
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Learn every word and gesture that annoys the people in that region.you'll do great8D.

I'm trying to get hakoshen killed ('cos I'm bored) what do I do?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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cool guy at 3:40PM, March 16, 2009
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Track him down (with google) and then kill him then shout in front of a police station “I KILLED *insert Hakoshen's real name here*!!!!!”



I need to do homework.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Walrus at 4:59PM, March 16, 2009
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What're you ever gonna need homework for? It's not like it's for a grade or anything…


I have an cancer.
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crocty at 5:30PM, March 16, 2009
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Poke it.

I'm incredibly bored.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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cool guy at 5:56PM, March 16, 2009
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Smash your balls. You'll be occupied for a while.







I got bakugan.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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waff at 4:36PM, March 18, 2009
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sell it/them then.

I need advice

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 5:00AM, March 19, 2009
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Keep coming to a webcomic webforum. We'll give you the most qualified, guaranteed advice you could ever ask for.



I'm sick of working in this new region, getting lost and spending 4 hours a day in a car. A car that stinks. How can I convince them to send me home two weeks early?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Wordweaver_three at 10:57AM, March 19, 2009
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Start to refer to your boss as “sweet cheeks” and inform him/her how sexually appealing you find his/her children. I guarantee you'll be home before you know it.



The rating on my comic is in a free fall! What do I do?
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mike_mcpeeper at 1:40PM, March 19, 2009
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Start posting enormous rants that degrade (physically, mentally, and sexually) and destroy all of your fans' wills to live. That'll help!

I found a large rock and am in the vicinity of a group of shabbily protected old people. What do I do?
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GarBonzo Bean at 2:57PM, March 19, 2009
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glue googally eyes on the rock and attempt to sell it to the old people

what should i do for spring break?
If its popsicle, its possible!
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cool guy at 3:53PM, March 20, 2009
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Make Bombs disguised as Eggs and plant them in a Kindergarten Playground.






I can't draw female legs.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Blitzkrieg1701 at 5:44PM, March 20, 2009
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Wander around downtown asking random women to show you examples to work from.

I can't find a decent job.
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Wordweaver_three at 1:54AM, March 21, 2009
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Prostitution pays well.


What's the best way to quit smoking?
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BffSatan at 5:34AM, March 21, 2009
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Take out your lungs.

I have a maths, a physics and an IPT exam this week.
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cool guy at 10:09AM, March 21, 2009
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Bring a flamethrower to school. Burn the teachers that are going to give you the tests.





No one's on MSN right now.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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waff at 3:02PM, March 21, 2009
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start stalking


how can I Improve my luck?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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cool guy at 8:12PM, March 21, 2009
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Find a leprechaun









I have to go to bed now.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Three_Timer at 9:32PM, March 23, 2009
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Sleeping is a bad habit, best not to start.








I've got some really nasty gas right now, what do I do about it?
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cool guy at 12:31AM, March 27, 2009
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Go to a really small room and fart there.





I'm going to run 800,400, and 200 meters for field day
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 4:28PM, March 29, 2009
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forget how to tie your shoelaces five minutes before the race

i need a way to make money
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Mr Helpful at 6:29PM, March 29, 2009
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Rob a bank, but don't disguise your self

I can't draw worth crap.
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cool guy at 1:30PM, March 30, 2009
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Learn from Cthulu
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean at 7:26PM, April 11, 2009
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FAILED TO POST!

The weekend is passing me by!
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Rengishi at 3:37PM, April 29, 2009
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Run fast and catch it


I need mental help
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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umbledijum at 4:42PM, May 5, 2009
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ask Dr. Phil for advice




i can't talk to girls at all
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RedNoseDog at 6:24PM, May 5, 2009
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Try yelling.


I'm having trouble sleeping.
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