Unless it is possesed, that means it is cute and lovable! Chicks dig the guy with the cute puppy!
I am having a difficult time deciding, what is more delicious, hot cocao, chocolate chip pancakes, or buttery, and I mean really buttery (with real butter, not butter flavored oil) popcorn.

MAFIA... and other forum games
The bad advice GAME!!!!
Mettaur
at 1:44PM, April 3, 2010
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 1:06AM, April 4, 2010
Throw it all together and Ass-splode it, that way it all smells like shit!
My dog is possessed.
My dog is possessed.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Dave7
at 10:10PM, April 4, 2010
Borrow my possessed cat to fight him. (That's not a joke, BTW, she's really evil).
Mattboy's pikachu just zapped me and now I'm pissing blood!
Mattboy's pikachu just zapped me and now I'm pissing blood!
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Kroatz
at 3:54AM, April 5, 2010
You should have given it a funny hat. (pretty nice though)
Dave7's cat won…
Dave7's cat won…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 10:13AM, April 5, 2010
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Kroatz
at 10:41AM, April 5, 2010
Put it on your roof and call it a gargoyle…
My eyes are glowing…
My eyes are glowing…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 10:52AM, April 5, 2010
How bright? You could use em to see in the dark!
My gargoyle fell off the roof and broke.
My gargoyle fell off the roof and broke.
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Kroatz
at 11:59AM, April 5, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 12:46PM, April 5, 2010
Come here. I'll give you a problem.
I can't decide whether I want a Krabby Patty or Coral Bits.
I can't decide whether I want a Krabby Patty or Coral Bits.
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Kroatz
at 4:36PM, April 5, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 4:56PM, April 5, 2010
Let me kill you. BTW you lost the game too.
Plankton seems to get bigger with every episode of Spongebob!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Palnkton-Seems-to-Be-Getting-Bigger-with-Every-Episode/110390965657225
Plankton seems to get bigger with every episode of Spongebob!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Palnkton-Seems-to-Be-Getting-Bigger-with-Every-Episode/110390965657225
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Kroatz
at 3:29AM, April 6, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 11:57AM, April 6, 2010
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Dave7
at 5:12PM, April 6, 2010
Drink twenty Vault's; you'll feel better in no time.
People have suddenly stopped putting comments on my comic.
People have suddenly stopped putting comments on my comic.
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mattboy115
at 11:13PM, April 6, 2010
Ya know I got the same problem. You should start making death threats to people who commented in the past.
I want Invader Zim back in production!
I want Invader Zim back in production!
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Kroatz
at 10:14AM, April 7, 2010
Buy invader Tim instead!
Dave and Mattboy are threatening to kill me!
Dave and Mattboy are threatening to kill me!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Dave7
at 6:03PM, April 7, 2010
*Shoots Kroatz in the face with a shotgun* There! Now you don't have to worry about threats anymore.
I have a term paper due next Wednesday but I just can't motivate myself to get started.
I have a term paper due next Wednesday but I just can't motivate myself to get started.
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mattboy115
at 6:41PM, April 7, 2010
*Points a gun a Dave7's head* Get to work!
My arm is getting tired from pointing this gun at Dave7.
My arm is getting tired from pointing this gun at Dave7.
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JSCervini
at 8:01PM, April 7, 2010
Replace it with a robot arm. They don't get tired.
Dave7's always sleeping when we're working on the comic.
Dave7's always sleeping when we're working on the comic.
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Dave7
at 9:57PM, April 7, 2010
You need to keep more caffeinated drinks at your place! Get some Mountain Dew! :-p
JSCervini keeps running out of Mountain Dew when we're working on our comic.
JSCervini keeps running out of Mountain Dew when we're working on our comic.
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mattboy115
at 12:05AM, April 8, 2010
Offer to get Mountain Dew for the two of you and drink his and replace it with piss.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
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Kroatz
at 1:25AM, April 8, 2010
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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JSCervini
at 4:53PM, April 8, 2010
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Mettaur
at 5:04PM, April 8, 2010
Use it to gouge out your eyes. Then jump off a roof of a tall building with a popular emo song playing “How could this happen to meeeeeee-”
SPLAT!!!
Some dude just splatted on the street, should I loot him?
SPLAT!!!
Some dude just splatted on the street, should I loot him?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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JSCervini
at 5:24PM, April 8, 2010
Roll a d20. 19-20 are success. 18 and below and it's a trap.
Mettuar rolled a one. What trap should he receive?
Mettuar rolled a one. What trap should he receive?
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Mettaur
at 5:28PM, April 8, 2010
A frag grenade.
Well, nothing in the corpse, just a frag grenade…wait, TAKE COVER!
KABOOM!!!
Uh, great, I got Bert all over me…hey, is that his wallet? Should I take the wallet?
Well, nothing in the corpse, just a frag grenade…wait, TAKE COVER!
KABOOM!!!
Uh, great, I got Bert all over me…hey, is that his wallet? Should I take the wallet?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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JSCervini
at 5:40PM, April 8, 2010
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Mettaur
at 5:43PM, April 8, 2010
You cleared out your wallet? Meh, I'll just sell the wallet.
I ate a cheese enchilada, It isn't going down easy.
I ate a cheese enchilada, It isn't going down easy.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115
at 7:53AM, April 9, 2010
Atomic hot sauce always helps!
I got stung while jellyfishing.
I got stung while jellyfishing.
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