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Mettaur at 1:44PM, April 3, 2010
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Unless it is possesed, that means it is cute and lovable! Chicks dig the guy with the cute puppy!

I am having a difficult time deciding, what is more delicious, hot cocao, chocolate chip pancakes, or buttery, and I mean really buttery (with real butter, not butter flavored oil) popcorn.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 1:06AM, April 4, 2010
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Throw it all together and Ass-splode it, that way it all smells like shit!

My dog is possessed.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Dave7 at 10:10PM, April 4, 2010
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Borrow my possessed cat to fight him. (That's not a joke, BTW, she's really evil).

Mattboy's pikachu just zapped me and now I'm pissing blood!
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mattboy115 at 11:57PM, April 4, 2010
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Don't sue me.

What do you think of my stick version of Ulquiorra from Bleach?
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Kroatz at 3:54AM, April 5, 2010
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You should have given it a funny hat. (pretty nice though)

Dave7's cat won…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 10:13AM, April 5, 2010
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Kill it!

My dog was turned to stone.
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Kroatz at 10:41AM, April 5, 2010
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Put it on your roof and call it a gargoyle…

My eyes are glowing…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 10:52AM, April 5, 2010
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How bright? You could use em to see in the dark!

My gargoyle fell off the roof and broke.
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Kroatz at 11:59AM, April 5, 2010
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Stuff it's enthrails back in.

I don't have a problem.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 12:46PM, April 5, 2010
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Come here. I'll give you a problem.

I can't decide whether I want a Krabby Patty or Coral Bits.
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Kroatz at 4:36PM, April 5, 2010
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Think of the game!

I made Matt lose the game…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 4:56PM, April 5, 2010
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Let me kill you. BTW you lost the game too.

Plankton seems to get bigger with every episode of Spongebob!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Palnkton-Seems-to-Be-Getting-Bigger-with-Every-Episode/110390965657225
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Kroatz at 3:29AM, April 6, 2010
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Eat him.

Matt loses the game again.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 11:57AM, April 6, 2010
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So did you!

I'm friggin tired all the time!
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Dave7 at 5:12PM, April 6, 2010
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Drink twenty Vault's; you'll feel better in no time.

People have suddenly stopped putting comments on my comic.
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mattboy115 at 11:13PM, April 6, 2010
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Ya know I got the same problem. You should start making death threats to people who commented in the past.

I want Invader Zim back in production!
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Kroatz at 10:14AM, April 7, 2010
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Buy invader Tim instead!

Dave and Mattboy are threatening to kill me!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Dave7 at 6:03PM, April 7, 2010
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*Shoots Kroatz in the face with a shotgun* There! Now you don't have to worry about threats anymore.

I have a term paper due next Wednesday but I just can't motivate myself to get started.
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mattboy115 at 6:41PM, April 7, 2010
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*Points a gun a Dave7's head* Get to work!

My arm is getting tired from pointing this gun at Dave7.
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JSCervini at 8:01PM, April 7, 2010
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Replace it with a robot arm. They don't get tired.

Dave7's always sleeping when we're working on the comic.
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Dave7 at 9:57PM, April 7, 2010
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You need to keep more caffeinated drinks at your place! Get some Mountain Dew! :-p

JSCervini keeps running out of Mountain Dew when we're working on our comic.
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mattboy115 at 12:05AM, April 8, 2010
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Offer to get Mountain Dew for the two of you and drink his and replace it with piss.

I don't get it.
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Kroatz at 1:25AM, April 8, 2010
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Stop trying to get it.

I have a cheeseburger for a hat.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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JSCervini at 4:53PM, April 8, 2010
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And that's a problem, why?

My spoon is too big.
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Mettaur at 5:04PM, April 8, 2010
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Use it to gouge out your eyes. Then jump off a roof of a tall building with a popular emo song playing “How could this happen to meeeeeee-”

SPLAT!!!

Some dude just splatted on the street, should I loot him?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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JSCervini at 5:24PM, April 8, 2010
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Roll a d20. 19-20 are success. 18 and below and it's a trap.

Mettuar rolled a one. What trap should he receive?
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Mettaur at 5:28PM, April 8, 2010
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A frag grenade.

Well, nothing in the corpse, just a frag grenade…wait, TAKE COVER!

KABOOM!!!
Uh, great, I got Bert all over me…hey, is that his wallet? Should I take the wallet?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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JSCervini at 5:40PM, April 8, 2010
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Sure thing.

Wallet's already been cleaned out by someone else.
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Mettaur at 5:43PM, April 8, 2010
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You cleared out your wallet? Meh, I'll just sell the wallet.

I ate a cheese enchilada, It isn't going down easy.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115 at 7:53AM, April 9, 2010
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Atomic hot sauce always helps!

I got stung while jellyfishing.
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