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mattboy115 at 3:14PM, March 31, 2010
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Punch him. That will fix everything.

I'm really running low on space on my hard drive.
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Kroatz at 3:24PM, March 31, 2010
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Punch it. That will clear everything.

Same doesn't love me anymore… (totally not gay)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 3:33PM, March 31, 2010
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Make him jealous. Let him see you with another guy!

Kroatz's new avatar is too kickass!
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same at 3:37PM, March 31, 2010
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Go out with him.

My girlfriend wants me to give her my

Giratina

But i dont wanna.
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mattboy115 at 4:33PM, March 31, 2010
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No way! Why would you do that? Tell her to get her own!

I moved half way across the country only to find nothing but disappointment so I'm going back. How do I deal with this? A year of my life was wasted over here.
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same at 7:42PM, March 31, 2010
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You should pack unpack everything yourself. Dont hire movers. Just hire a truck.

Its 3:42 and i cant sleep and i wanna get up early tomorrow.
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mattboy115 at 8:34PM, March 31, 2010
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Look at it this way. You're already up early! Just don't go to bed at all!

My bag of Goldfish crackers is about empty…
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shirkersama at 9:57PM, March 31, 2010
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Buy some Narwhale crackers! Their just like Goldfish but with more bleeding of the throat!

It's supposed to snow tommorow :(
Meh
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mattboy115 at 10:23PM, March 31, 2010
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Get a really big hair dryer!

Now that shirkersama mentioned Narwals it got this song stuck in my head!

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Dave7 at 11:39PM, April 1, 2010
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Get a ball-pin hammer and hit yourself in the head until the song falls out.

After looking at mattboy's new avi, I desperately want to bitch-slap a pikachu.
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mattboy115 at 11:44PM, April 1, 2010
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Here, you can slap mine. He won't care. Pikachu GO! *throws pokeball*

Dave7 is gonna get shocked.
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ParkerFarker at 11:52PM, April 1, 2010
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Don't stop throwing the pokeball.

I feel like sometimes I give people bad advice…

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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mattboy115 at 11:55PM, April 1, 2010
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Nonsense! Keep going the way you're going!

Pikachu! NO! Don't do that!
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Kroatz at 2:12AM, April 2, 2010
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Uhm… shoot it with a shotgun is always bad advise isn't it?

I may or may not have not lost my possibly existing semi-imagenary friend.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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same at 8:54AM, April 2, 2010
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Imagine a better one. Make him hunger for human flesh!

I am out of creativity. Should i go buy some Ahem! “creativity” from my local dealer?
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mattboy115 at 11:30AM, April 2, 2010
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Nah. That kind of creativity gives you cancer.

I just lost the game again…
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Kroatz at 1:23PM, April 2, 2010
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Watch bleach all after each other. that'll clear your head.

My tablet broke.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur at 1:40PM, April 2, 2010
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Beg for donations, and promise fan art in return! Which will probably setr back your own comic even further, but hey! At least you'll get a new tablet! Whatever a tablet is…

Uh, I'm in a giant vat of caramel, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Because I need to get to a wedding in an hour…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 2:59PM, April 2, 2010
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You dont know what a tablet is because youre not an artist. Also you as a vat of caramel would taste sickening. Pour yourself down the drain.

Nothings wrong with me. Im just fine.
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Rengishi at 3:37PM, April 2, 2010
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Run into your dads room naked screeming nuts for sale for a couple seconds then pull out some chocolate bars

I'm in luv with mattboy's avi •~•
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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same at 3:53PM, April 2, 2010
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Marry it. Then take it to court and file for devorce once you find someone else is using it.

My dad wont speak to me now…
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Mettaur at 4:30PM, April 2, 2010
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Jump off your roof and then splatter while listening to a popluar emo song. “How could this happen to meeeee~”

An emo just splattered, am I supposed to clean this up?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 4:43PM, April 2, 2010
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Form a mosh pit around it. It will go away by itself.

Im aparently a splattered emo.
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Mettaur at 4:54PM, April 2, 2010
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Rejoice! Now you don't have to worry about politics no more!

Yay! Mafia Games is going to happen soon! Who should I team up with? And no, not the fat hippo, he already has an alliance.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 5:12PM, April 2, 2010
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Team up with the cheshire cat.

Also i dont worry about politics anyway. Im northern irish. You worry about politics you get asploaded!
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Mettaur at 5:15PM, April 2, 2010
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Sane didn't post a problem! So he gets asploaded!

I am exploding people too often…I think I have a problem, do I?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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pato at 6:13PM, April 2, 2010
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kill yourself.

I have sh@t on my pants
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Kroatz at 2:12AM, April 3, 2010
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How the f%ck do you shit ON your pants? you'd have to take them off, throw them on the ground and then aim carefully! my advice to you pato, is:
DRINK LESS! ;P

I don't know what ass-sploded is.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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same at 4:20AM, April 3, 2010
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A-sploded. Like exploded. Now that you know whatit means use it al the time and in every single post. That wont annoy anyone.

I need to get a job to buy a car. But i cant find any that fit into my time out of college and i cant work weekends.
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Kroatz at 7:36AM, April 3, 2010
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Ass-splode a bank. then you don´t need to work.

My dog keeps staring at my soul.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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