Punch him. That will fix everything.
I'm really running low on space on my hard drive.

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The bad advice GAME!!!!
mattboy115
at 3:14PM, March 31, 2010
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Kroatz
at 3:24PM, March 31, 2010
Punch it. That will clear everything.
Same doesn't love me anymore… (totally not gay)
Same doesn't love me anymore… (totally not gay)
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 3:33PM, March 31, 2010
Make him jealous. Let him see you with another guy!
Kroatz's new avatar is too kickass!
Kroatz's new avatar is too kickass!
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same
at 3:37PM, March 31, 2010
Go out with him.
My girlfriend wants me to give her my
Giratina
But i dont wanna.
My girlfriend wants me to give her my
Giratina
But i dont wanna.
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mattboy115
at 4:33PM, March 31, 2010
No way! Why would you do that? Tell her to get her own!
I moved half way across the country only to find nothing but disappointment so I'm going back. How do I deal with this? A year of my life was wasted over here.
I moved half way across the country only to find nothing but disappointment so I'm going back. How do I deal with this? A year of my life was wasted over here.
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same
at 7:42PM, March 31, 2010
You should pack unpack everything yourself. Dont hire movers. Just hire a truck.
Its 3:42 and i cant sleep and i wanna get up early tomorrow.
Its 3:42 and i cant sleep and i wanna get up early tomorrow.
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mattboy115
at 8:34PM, March 31, 2010
Look at it this way. You're already up early! Just don't go to bed at all!
My bag of Goldfish crackers is about empty…
My bag of Goldfish crackers is about empty…
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shirkersama
at 9:57PM, March 31, 2010
Buy some Narwhale crackers! Their just like Goldfish but with more bleeding of the throat!
It's supposed to snow tommorow :(
It's supposed to snow tommorow :(
Meh
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mattboy115
at 10:23PM, March 31, 2010
Get a really big hair dryer!
Now that shirkersama mentioned Narwals it got this song stuck in my head!
Now that shirkersama mentioned Narwals it got this song stuck in my head!
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Dave7
at 11:39PM, April 1, 2010
Get a ball-pin hammer and hit yourself in the head until the song falls out.
After looking at mattboy's new avi, I desperately want to bitch-slap a pikachu.
After looking at mattboy's new avi, I desperately want to bitch-slap a pikachu.
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And with strange aeons death may die.”
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mattboy115
at 11:44PM, April 1, 2010
Here, you can slap mine. He won't care. Pikachu GO! *throws pokeball*
Dave7 is gonna get shocked.
Dave7 is gonna get shocked.
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ParkerFarker
at 11:52PM, April 1, 2010
Don't stop throwing the pokeball.
I feel like sometimes I give people bad advice…
I feel like sometimes I give people bad advice…

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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mattboy115
at 11:55PM, April 1, 2010
Nonsense! Keep going the way you're going!
Pikachu! NO! Don't do that!
Pikachu! NO! Don't do that!
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Kroatz
at 2:12AM, April 2, 2010
Uhm… shoot it with a shotgun is always bad advise isn't it?
I may or may not have not lost my possibly existing semi-imagenary friend.
I may or may not have not lost my possibly existing semi-imagenary friend.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 8:54AM, April 2, 2010
Imagine a better one. Make him hunger for human flesh!
I am out of creativity. Should i go buy some Ahem! “creativity” from my local dealer?
I am out of creativity. Should i go buy some Ahem! “creativity” from my local dealer?
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mattboy115
at 11:30AM, April 2, 2010
Nah. That kind of creativity gives you cancer.
I just lost the game again…
I just lost the game again…
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Kroatz
at 1:23PM, April 2, 2010
Watch bleach all after each other. that'll clear your head.
My tablet broke.
My tablet broke.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 1:40PM, April 2, 2010
Beg for donations, and promise fan art in return! Which will probably setr back your own comic even further, but hey! At least you'll get a new tablet! Whatever a tablet is…
Uh, I'm in a giant vat of caramel, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Because I need to get to a wedding in an hour…
Uh, I'm in a giant vat of caramel, is this a good thing or a bad thing? Because I need to get to a wedding in an hour…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 2:59PM, April 2, 2010
You dont know what a tablet is because youre not an artist. Also you as a vat of caramel would taste sickening. Pour yourself down the drain.
Nothings wrong with me. Im just fine.
Nothings wrong with me. Im just fine.
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Rengishi
at 3:37PM, April 2, 2010
Run into your dads room naked screeming nuts for sale for a couple seconds then pull out some chocolate bars
I'm in luv with mattboy's avi •~•
I'm in luv with mattboy's avi •~•
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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same
at 3:53PM, April 2, 2010
Marry it. Then take it to court and file for devorce once you find someone else is using it.
My dad wont speak to me now…
My dad wont speak to me now…
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Mettaur
at 4:30PM, April 2, 2010
Jump off your roof and then splatter while listening to a popluar emo song. “How could this happen to meeeee~”
An emo just splattered, am I supposed to clean this up?
An emo just splattered, am I supposed to clean this up?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 4:43PM, April 2, 2010
Form a mosh pit around it. It will go away by itself.
Im aparently a splattered emo.
Im aparently a splattered emo.
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Mettaur
at 4:54PM, April 2, 2010
Rejoice! Now you don't have to worry about politics no more!
Yay! Mafia Games is going to happen soon! Who should I team up with? And no, not the fat hippo, he already has an alliance.
Yay! Mafia Games is going to happen soon! Who should I team up with? And no, not the fat hippo, he already has an alliance.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 5:12PM, April 2, 2010
Team up with the cheshire cat.
Also i dont worry about politics anyway. Im northern irish. You worry about politics you get asploaded!
Also i dont worry about politics anyway. Im northern irish. You worry about politics you get asploaded!
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Mettaur
at 5:15PM, April 2, 2010
Sane didn't post a problem! So he gets asploaded!
I am exploding people too often…I think I have a problem, do I?
I am exploding people too often…I think I have a problem, do I?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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pato
at 6:13PM, April 2, 2010
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Kroatz
at 2:12AM, April 3, 2010
How the f%ck do you shit ON your pants? you'd have to take them off, throw them on the ground and then aim carefully! my advice to you pato, is:
DRINK LESS! ;P
I don't know what ass-sploded is.
DRINK LESS! ;P
I don't know what ass-sploded is.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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same
at 4:20AM, April 3, 2010
A-sploded. Like exploded. Now that you know whatit means use it al the time and in every single post. That wont annoy anyone.
I need to get a job to buy a car. But i cant find any that fit into my time out of college and i cant work weekends.
I need to get a job to buy a car. But i cant find any that fit into my time out of college and i cant work weekends.
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Kroatz
at 7:36AM, April 3, 2010
Ass-splode a bank. then you don´t need to work.
My dog keeps staring at my soul.
My dog keeps staring at my soul.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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