Kidnap their cats.
I reused advice just altered the animal of kidnapping.
MAFIA... and other forum games
The bad advice GAME!!!!
Zeph
at 11:26PM, March 13, 2010
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Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115
at 11:44PM, March 13, 2010
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Stab yourself in the brain. That should give you some more variety.
My town has been overrun by ginger people!
My town has been overrun by ginger people!
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Zeph
at 10:23AM, March 14, 2010
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Eat them, they taste just like gingerbread…. In theory.
The radioactive panda I kept hidden under the forum has broken free. I think it's Kroatz's fault.
The radioactive panda I kept hidden under the forum has broken free. I think it's Kroatz's fault.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Mettaur
at 12:00PM, March 14, 2010
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Pop some Rad-X, guzzle the Rad-Away, and get ready your brass knuckles. This Yao Gui is going to be the fight of your life! Or you could just use the Railway Rifle.
In my high-school, we have good teachers, but not many teachers in general. What do I do?
In my high-school, we have good teachers, but not many teachers in general. What do I do?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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shirkersama
at 12:46PM, March 14, 2010
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Kidnap those good teachers and run experiments on them until you can clone them.
My head feels like it's going to explode.
My head feels like it's going to explode.
Meh
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Kroatz
at 12:49PM, March 14, 2010
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Remove the radioactive panda lodged in it.
Same has no soul.
Same has no soul.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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shirkersama
at 12:53PM, March 14, 2010
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Give him yours
Same's soul dosn't taste very good.
Same's soul dosn't taste very good.
Meh
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Kroatz
at 1:00PM, March 14, 2010
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Try mine. (rips out his own soul and offers it to shirkersama)
I made a kickass harkovast dies video for the mafia game and noone said it rocked.
I made a kickass harkovast dies video for the mafia game and noone said it rocked.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 1:05PM, March 14, 2010
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Lynch D_Dude, no doubt he is spreading rumors that you are mafia, and therefore no one says it rocks. Destroy D_Dude the mafia man!
I know D_Dude is mafia, but noone will believe me!
I know D_Dude is mafia, but noone will believe me!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph
at 2:57PM, March 14, 2010
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Eat a bagel. It solves problems…ish.
I have no idea how to play the mafia game. (seriously)
I have no idea how to play the mafia game. (seriously)
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
Mettaur
at 3:12PM, March 14, 2010
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Talk to Product Placement, he is like the master of it. Or check the first page of our previous game, it talks about the rules and stuff of a basic game.
I love locks and cream cheese on my bagel, but lots of my friends say they don't like the deliciousness of smoked locks. How do I convince them that is it the ultimate bagel topping?
I love locks and cream cheese on my bagel, but lots of my friends say they don't like the deliciousness of smoked locks. How do I convince them that is it the ultimate bagel topping?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 4:37PM, March 14, 2010
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EDIT: joke removed because of unneccesary rudeness.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115
at 4:48PM, March 14, 2010
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Eat some cocks.
I think my teeth were removed in the middle of the night and put back because they don't fit together right anymore….
I think my teeth were removed in the middle of the night and put back because they don't fit together right anymore….
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Kroatz
at 5:42AM, March 15, 2010
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Just get them pulled.
I have the best page ever ready to be uploaded but Drunkduck is screwy on me again…
I have the best page ever ready to be uploaded but Drunkduck is screwy on me again…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Dave7
at 3:12PM, March 16, 2010
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Upload it to ComicGenesis :-p
I just completely effed-up one of my midterms.
I just completely effed-up one of my midterms.
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And with strange aeons death may die.”
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“That is not dead can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons death may die.”
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Mettaur
at 7:30PM, March 17, 2010
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Study for next year, or take some Mentats until you black out. Or invent a super-invention to save world hunger, depends on how many you take.
I got killed for being a hero. Damn you Monkey! Plus, I just got this kid that wants to work for me, what skills should I see if he has? Already tried cooking (medicine) but he blew up the kitchen trying to use a can opener.
I got killed for being a hero. Damn you Monkey! Plus, I just got this kid that wants to work for me, what skills should I see if he has? Already tried cooking (medicine) but he blew up the kitchen trying to use a can opener.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same
at 11:49AM, March 18, 2010
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Teach him about slavery and how its wrong and that their masters should be stabbed in their sleep. Then take a nap.
I need £20
I need £20
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rokulily
at 12:11PM, March 18, 2010
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sell your kidney. you only really need one right? also, take a nap- sleep solves everything.
i have no real ambition.
i have no real ambition.
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same
at 1:16PM, March 18, 2010
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do nothing and expect it to come on its own
i have too much ambition that i cant follow through
i have too much ambition that i cant follow through
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Zeph
at 3:02PM, March 18, 2010
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Sell it to those with little ambition.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
mattboy115
at 4:17PM, March 18, 2010
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You should keep posting without stating a problem.
Zeph didn't have a problem.
Zeph didn't have a problem.
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Dave7
at 6:51PM, March 18, 2010
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*Beats Zeph repeatedly with a shovel* There, now he has a problem.
I think I just beat Zeph to death with a shovel.
I think I just beat Zeph to death with a shovel.
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Zeph
at 8:06PM, March 18, 2010
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Come closer… closer. -Impales with knife-
I just killed Dave7, anyone know of a good brain bar for zombies to eat at?
I just killed Dave7, anyone know of a good brain bar for zombies to eat at?
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:56PM
mattboy115
at 11:58PM, March 18, 2010
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Right here *lowers head*
I think I'm about to become a zombie.
I think I'm about to become a zombie.
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Mettaur
at 10:04PM, March 19, 2010
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Shoot Zeph in the head, blow his brains up! It's a well known fact that zombies are actually commuunists spies working for red china! Be a patriot, kill the communists!
The dead people are being more active than the living in the current mafia games.
Also, when I died, Rokulily was put in charge of my store and hooch bar until I return!
The dead people are being more active than the living in the current mafia games.
Also, when I died, Rokulily was put in charge of my store and hooch bar until I return!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 8:16AM, March 20, 2010
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Stop talking in the Mafia game, then the other will be a lot louder…
Mettaur killed me.
Mettaur killed me.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur
at 1:10PM, March 20, 2010
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Stop having evil karma, and he will stop killing you.
I found this on Kroatz corpse when I killed him.
Boys and girls, we've got ourselves another holier-than-thou white-knight who needs putting down. Here are the details:
Name: Mettaur
Race: Caucasian
Sex: Male
The bounty is 1000 caps this time around. And for a change of pace, they want the head this time.
Good hunting!
What should I make of it?
I found this on Kroatz corpse when I killed him.
Boys and girls, we've got ourselves another holier-than-thou white-knight who needs putting down. Here are the details:
Name: Mettaur
Race: Caucasian
Sex: Male
The bounty is 1000 caps this time around. And for a change of pace, they want the head this time.
Good hunting!
What should I make of it?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115
at 5:20PM, March 20, 2010
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You should be wondering why the “sex” portion didn't say “yes, please”.
I gotta go to the bathroom but I'm too lazy to get up…
I gotta go to the bathroom but I'm too lazy to get up…
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Mettaur
at 5:25PM, March 20, 2010
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Get up, you can't be too lazy to take a dump.
I want to kill a dude, but my superiors say there isn't enough evidence. But I now what he is, what should I do?
I want to kill a dude, but my superiors say there isn't enough evidence. But I now what he is, what should I do?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Dave7
at 7:03PM, March 22, 2010
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Say that he's a zombie. Apparently everyone's killing zombies these days. You can get away with it easily.
I now have a knife going through my lung.
I now have a knife going through my lung.
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