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The bad advice GAME!!!!
mattboy115 at 9:37PM, March 22, 2010
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Pull it out. What could happen?

I did something I'm not really proud of and now my conscience is kicking my ass for it.
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Zeph at 9:18AM, March 23, 2010
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Dance naked in town square. (Real advice: Fix it if you can.)

The empire statebuilding's lazer defense plan isn't working.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 5:23PM, March 23, 2010
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Chuck Norris, use his lazer vision until the tower is up and running again.

My laptop is dead, I am using a friends computer at the moment. What should I do?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Zeph at 5:37PM, March 23, 2010
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Run off with said friend's computer, he practically gave it to you.

Walmart declared war against Mcdonalds
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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shirkersama at 5:38PM, March 23, 2010
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Invest in Burger King

I'm just too damn awesome. How do I fix that?
Meh
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mattboy115 at 7:56PM, March 23, 2010
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Dress like the Fonz.

I'm ugly.
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shirkersama at 8:53PM, March 23, 2010
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mattboy115
Dress like the Fonz.


People are mocking me for dressing like the Fonz.
Meh
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Zeph at 9:40PM, March 23, 2010
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Fonz up their faces with a jukebox.

The problems of the world have become unsolvable.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Kroatz at 2:55AM, March 24, 2010
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Dress like the Fonz!

I'm drinking beer at 10 in the morn'
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 1:48PM, March 24, 2010
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Set your clock for 10:00 at night!

Should I put up an avatar with a picture of me or just continue using animations I make?
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Mettaur at 2:37PM, March 24, 2010
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Animations, otherwise you'll feel worse when people make fun of your avatar on the “guess what that person was thinking when they chose their avatar?” thread.

A Spartan and Mongol are fighting, if I root for the survivor I win, if my fighter looses the opposing victor will kill me. Who do I choose to win?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 3:06PM, March 24, 2010
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Mongol.
Word.

My mom's a pikmin addict.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Mettaur at 3:11PM, March 24, 2010
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Bring in the cute pig-grub-worm thing that shoots boulders! Or is it balls of dirt, I dunno…eh, just bring in a rad-roach, everyone knows that bugs and pikmin are enemies! Oh, you wanted a peaceful solution…put them to good use, pikmin are very useful! They build I fully functioning ship with no problems out of scattered scraps of a crashed spaceship that are mostly burnt up from falling through space!

I don't know when my artist will be done with my page, is it rude to ask him, or remind him about it?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz at 3:21PM, March 24, 2010
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Just send your artist some money! that'll make him fix his photoshop quicker!

I drank too much applejuice, I can't go to the toilet because the water is cut off because we are having a new bathroom installed, I can't go to my neighbors because one side is on vacation and the other house is empty. I can't do it outside because my backdoor neighbor is a cop.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 5:35PM, March 24, 2010
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Go into the empty house and use the bathroom there. Remember when Peter was using Cleveland's empty house?

My idol, Weird Al Yankovic doesn't even know that I exist.
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Dave7 at 5:44PM, March 24, 2010
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Stalk him. That'll get his attention.

I think I'm addicted to prescription anti-anxiety meds.
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mattboy115 at 9:45PM, March 24, 2010
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Stop taking them cold-turkey. That should fix it.

I just lost the game. (and so did everyone who saw this post)

The Game Website
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Kroatz at 6:18AM, March 25, 2010
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Try again!

I lost the game too…
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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Zeph at 11:07AM, March 25, 2010
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Take cyanide. Dead people can't think, therefore they always win.

The FBI has caught onto my murderous ways.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Mettaur at 3:58PM, March 25, 2010
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Give yourself in, then rule the prison, while murdering the other prisoners daily.

I just killed a murderous red-haired dude, should I collect the bounty for him? Or give the body back to his grieving mistress?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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mattboy115 at 4:08PM, March 25, 2010
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You should put him in a dress and put makeup on him. Leave him in a chair on his mistress' front doorstep and knock on the door and run.

I lost the game again…
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mattboy115 at 5:29PM, March 25, 2010
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Well, according to Frixl.com, Frixl is your friend. I am your friend…sorta. Therefore I must be Frixl. Well, here I am! :D

The only thing worth watching on TV is that crappy Lindsay Lohan remake of The Parent Trap. Kill me!
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Kroatz at 5:47PM, March 25, 2010
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BOOM!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 9:41PM, March 25, 2010
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…….I'm dead…
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Zeph at 9:53PM, March 25, 2010
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-Uses corpse in the building of the Great Zephian Bridge-
Many lives have been lost for a great cause.




I swear it.


I am having trouble convincing the workers that their deaths are for a great cause… of building a bridge… to the gas-station so I don't have to cross the street.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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mattboy115 at 12:10AM, March 26, 2010
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Promise to them that they will be able to use the bridge once it's done.

I want money. Who wants to give me money?
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Kroatz at 11:26AM, March 26, 2010
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Steal it from a clown, those guys are loaded…

I'm forced to watch the disney movie ‘Starstruck’, and it sucks…

Assmilk.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.

- Albert Einstein
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mattboy115 at 2:15PM, March 26, 2010
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Throw things at your TV. That always works. If it doesn't change the channel it will break the TV causing the bad show to stop.

I have a bunch of clowns after me now.
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Dave7 at 7:02PM, March 26, 2010
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Send street mimes after them. Mimes and clowns are natural enemies.

My laptop's trying to kill itself.
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